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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cyrano4747 posted:

The Germans actually took a pretty decent stab at it. Boats would spot a convoy, shadow it, and radio its position. Occasionally they'd get lucky with signal intercepts and vector boats in for an intercept. Other boats would join up, the wolfpack would attack, and if they were in range they'd try to get some Condors in on the action as well. Done right and it lead to poo poo like PQ 17.

Agreed, but it's not like the various subs and planes were communicating mid attack. (Well, they were in Pq17 because that was a loving turkey shoot on a scattered convoy).

In a sub sim game perspective you would make a contact report and maybe a few hours later some of your contacts would randomly explode.

This was actually a plot point in Red Storm Rising.

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LMH0f2CpL8

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Apparently the HMS Queen Elizabeth was launched running Windows XP

quote:

Fears have been raised that Britain’s largest ever warship could be vulnerable to cyber attacks after it emerged it appears to be running the outdated Microsoft Windows XP.

A defence source told the newspaper that some of the on-boar hardware and software "would have been good in 2004" when the carrier was designed, "but now seems rather antiquated". However, he added that HMS Queen Elizabeth is due to be given a computer refit within a decade.

Cdr Mark Deller, commander air on the Queen Elizabeth, told The Guardian: "The ship is well designed and there has been a very, very stringent procurement train that has ensured we are less susceptible to cyber than most." He added: "We are a very sanitised procurement train. I would say, compared to the NHS buying computers off the shelf, we are probably better than that. If you think more Nasa and less NHS you are probably in the right place."

Those are some wonderful quotes.

Edit: In reality, I realize that an aircraft carrier is going to be a harder target than most. I have no idea how good their security personnel is, but holy poo poo how does this even happen? Where did they even get a license for XP?

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012
When it comes to large (huge) enterprises and governments with thousands of licenses, there may be negotiations to keep supporting outdated stuff in exchange for $Texas.

Tremblay
Oct 8, 2002
More dog whistles than a Petco

Shooting Blanks posted:

Apparently the HMS Queen Elizabeth was launched running Windows XP


Those are some wonderful quotes.

Edit: In reality, I realize that an aircraft carrier is going to be a harder target than most. I have no idea how good their security personnel is, but holy poo poo how does this even happen? Where did they even get a license for XP?

There are similar analogs to this story in US ship building as well. Vagaries of contract execution and procurement :/

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Shooting Blanks posted:

Apparently the HMS Queen Elizabeth was launched running Windows XP


Those are some wonderful quotes.

Edit: In reality, I realize that an aircraft carrier is going to be a harder target than most. I have no idea how good their security personnel is, but holy poo poo how does this even happen? Where did they even get a license for XP?

There are still XP computers in DOD.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Godholio posted:

There are still XP computers in DOD.

Still having XP machines is one thing. Launching a brand new ship that began physical construction 8 years after the OS was taken out of service is entirely another.

Edit: NM, got my dates wrong. I'm an idiot, XP was launched in 2001, not deprecated.

Shooting Blanks fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jun 27, 2017

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Godholio posted:

There are still XP computers in DOD.

There are probably still NT computers in DOD.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Phanatic posted:

There are probably still NT computers in DOD.
There is software so old that "Everyone who knew how this works is dead" is a serious issue.

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

Phanatic posted:

There are probably still NT computers in DOD.

I work in manufacturing at IT and we have a lot of equipment that runs on XP or older.

[ASK] me about shipping a windows NT computer that runs one of our lasers back to the vendor overnight for $texas because it needed a new hard drive

Alaan
May 24, 2005

Yeah. Your options in some cases are pray to the silicon gods for your NT computer to live forever or pay buckets of cash to have your snowflake software recreated in modern code.

Kei Technical
Sep 20, 2011

Alaan posted:

Yeah. Your options in some cases are pray to the silicon gods for your NT computer to live forever or pay buckets of cash to have your snowflake software recreated in modern code.

Bonus comedy option: go for 2 but fail to have documentation on how the system's supposed to work.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Alaan posted:

Yeah. Your options in some cases are pray to the silicon gods for your NT computer to live forever or pay buckets of cash to have your snowflake software recreated in modern code.

https://www.geek.com/tech/a-commodore-64-has-helped-run-an-auto-shop-for-25-years-1672510/

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
A bunch of Patriot software is still coded in FORTRAN. I'll submit that as the oldest extant DoD software.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

bewbies posted:

A bunch of Patriot software is still coded in FORTRAN. I'll submit that as the oldest extant DoD software.

MUMPS is pretty old but FORTRAN has it best I think.

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
People still write new code in fortran, especially in science and engineering, especially for simulations/optimization problems/etc.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Mumps was still in use in the financial world when I got headhunted twenty years ago.

Not broke, don't fix it I guess

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

I'm so glad I work with modern enough experiments that we're all using c++ and python instead of fortran and matlab.

I pity those people.

e. I do have a heavy duty pelican case with a DAQ running redhat 2.4 or something relatively archaic in my office with a big "EMERGENCY DAQ" sign on it though.

crazyivan45
Apr 30, 2008
Hey does anyone know if the F-35's 'can't go over 600kts with weapons in the bays for more than 5 minutes or it may detonate itself' issue ever got sorted out?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Phanatic posted:

There are probably still NT computers in DOD.
IBM series/1

bewbies posted:

A bunch of Patriot software is still coded in FORTRAN. I'll submit that as the oldest extant DoD software.

DoD's Mechanization of Contract Administration Services program was written in 1958 in COBOL.

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.

bewbies posted:

A bunch of la li lu le lo software is still coded in FORTRAN. I'll submit that as the oldest extant DoD software.

What? I don't understand :confused:

content edit: I played a lot of Falcon 4 Allied Force as a kid but it seems everyone's into Falcon BMS, what's the difference and which one will allow me to regret the most buddy spikes.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The thing about solid‐state devices and especially software is that they don’t wear out.

Businesses and the government would still be using sixty‐year‐old machines of all sorts if they could, but with a few exceptions (everyone’s favourite being the B‐52), that’s not physically possible.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Smiling Jack posted:

Mumps was still in use in the financial world when I got headhunted twenty years ago.

Not broke, don't fix it I guess

The computers that UPS uses to handle cross border customs date from the 1970s

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

bewbies posted:

A bunch of Patriot software is still coded in FORTRAN. I'll submit that as the oldest extant DoD software.

The first release of fortran was in 1958. The current release is from 2010. There's still a surprising amount of new fortran being written.

General Battuta posted:

What? I don't understand :confused:

content edit: I played a lot of Falcon 4 Allied Force as a kid but it seems everyone's into Falcon BMS, what's the difference and which one will allow me to regret the most buddy spikes.

BMS has a good campaign and built in voice chat so you can lock up your flight leader until he goes mad.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

OK, stop me when the suprise grabs you: American nuclear weapons labs are now run privately, and they keep having hilarious safety violations, but the DoE just waves the fines so nothing is gonna change.

Also: QE carrier starts sea trials

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Naramyth posted:

I work in manufacturing at IT and we have a lot of equipment that runs on XP or older.

[ASK] me about shipping a windows NT computer that runs one of our lasers back to the vendor overnight for $texas because it needed a new hard drive

Tier 1 automotive supplier here, we have a 3 million dollar machine that was built last year that runs XP Service Pack 1 plus some other stuff hanging around on NT 3.1 plus some even older poo poo that necessitates our keeping boxes of OG Zilog 80 processors and ultraviolet-window PROM chips in our maintenance stores.

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jun 27, 2017

pthighs
Jun 21, 2013

Pillbug

General Battuta posted:

content edit: I played a lot of Falcon 4 Allied Force as a kid but it seems everyone's into Falcon BMS, what's the difference and which one will allow me to regret the most buddy spikes.

BMS is light years beyond previous Falcon versions. If you are going to play Falcon, you should play BMS.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006


Reagan's dead hand strikes again!

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

"It's probably some BS safety violations anyway..."

quote:

Here’s an example of the risks: In 2011, a worker at Sandia National Laboratories incorrectly turned a valve that unleashed an explosion that could have killed him another co-worker.

:vince:

Tetraptous
Nov 11, 2004

Dynamic instability during transition.

hobbesmaster posted:

The first release of fortran was in 1958. The current release is from 2010. There's still a surprising amount of new fortran being written.

Yeah, I'm a researcher at a US Government aeronautics research lab, and I will confirm that new Fortran software is born every day. I don't really use it on my own projects, but there are lots of compelling reasons to write high performance numerical software in Fortran. The latest standard has all of the things you'd expect from a modern language, translated into the idioms Fortran programmers are used to. It's no more outdated than C++, but has syntax that makes numerics easier to do right.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mortabis posted:

People still write new code in fortran, especially in science and engineering, especially for simulations/optimization problems/etc.

Does anyone outside DOD still use JOVIAL?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Obligatory FORTRAN Story of Mel link:


http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/story-of-mel.html

Captain von Trapp
Jan 23, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

Arglebargle III posted:

Reagan's dead hand strikes again!

Not really. The US Government hasn't been the technical lead on anything meaningful since Apollo, for good reason. A nuclear lab run by actual civil servants would be a smouldering crater by noon. (Not to excuse the contractors. Government is at least supposed to (and can be) good at oversight.)


By any reasonable standard that's a horror story. It's undocumented, hardware-specific, deliberately causes an overflow (in pointer arithmetic!), and is effectively a GOTO. Mel is the reason legacy code makes people want to fling themselves out of windows.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Godholio posted:

Does anyone outside DOD still use JOVIAL?

I loving hope not.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

And their safety record when they were run by the government was impeccable, what with the various criticality accidents and disposing of waste by burning it in open pits.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Captain von Trapp posted:


By any reasonable standard that's a horror story. It's undocumented, hardware-specific, deliberately causes an overflow (in pointer arithmetic!), and is effectively a GOTO. Mel is the reason legacy code makes people want to fling themselves out of windows.

Yeah, that's the point. Back in the days of yore, almost everything was a horrid poorly documented kludge of nightmares.

Then people started demanding things like documentation and standards.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Phanatic posted:

And their safety record when they were run by the government was impeccable, what with the various criticality accidents and disposing of waste by burning it in open pits.

Remember the other day when you were defending Hooker Chemical and the Love Canal? :ironicat:

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde
SU-22 shot down over Syria dodged an AIM-9X before it was creamed by an AMRAAM the other day
http://www.popularmechanics.com/military/aviation/news/a27094/su-22-dodge-aim-9x-sidewinder/

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Phanatic posted:

And their safety record when they were run by the government was impeccable, what with the various criticality accidents and disposing of waste by burning it in open pits.

Science cannot advance without pits!

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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B4Ctom1 posted:

SU-22 shot down over Syria dodged an AIM-9X before it was creamed by an AMRAAM the other day
http://www.popularmechanics.com/military/aviation/news/a27094/su-22-dodge-aim-9x-sidewinder/

The AIM-9X missed because it wasn't tested against really old and lovely flares haha

It's basically this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY-pdk_FWh0&t=16s

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