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Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Scent of Worf posted:

tight booty shorts i know you're reading this right now: lmao you bitch rear end ninja. i lust for white rural death

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



This whole admin is going to be reflected in dasharezone tweets better than any stuffy academic multi volume analysis

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Epic High Five posted:

Do you have fertility and teeth-falling-out-resulting-in-death issues?

If I had a nickle

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Thatim posted:

<Insert Clinton joke>

we wish

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Why is he a ninja?

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/879745717249724416

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

JosefStalinator posted:

dang

Heller
Capito
Collins
Murkowski
Paul
Lee

Who were the last 3?

ron johnson noted shitbag coward from wisconsin has been making lots of concerned noises to the press because the senates version doesnt go far enough to exterminate the poors

rear end in a top hat was on npr this morning and i might have sprained something giving my trucks radio the finger

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

disjoe posted:

I start every morning with a power milkshake made of Ensure, bacon fat (I give the cooked bacon to my dog), and Adderall

ncaf

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

lol oh boy

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



NPR is loving passive progressive trash

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

C-Euro posted:

I do cinnamon, a bit of white sugar, and blueberries and it's OK once in a while but it gets old real quick.

I have oat bran right now because someone said it was slightly healthier but you cook it and it's just straight sludge, I need to get back to something with actual texture.

its not like oatmeal is inherently superior to other grains or anything, it has slightly less carbs and more protein than wheat and rice iirc which is quite frankly a non-issue if you eat a normal balanced diet

your body is extremely good at chemically breaking down whatever you eat to the smallest building blocks it needs to function (that is, carbs fat and protein) and will generally not care where it comes from provided it can digest it properly

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

yea speed helps immensly w/ the whole doin things thing

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


some fresh zuck imported straight from the suck

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

https://twitter.com/Martin_Indyk/status/879878774438932480

yess ... ha ha ha ... yesssss

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


BeOSPOS posted:


here a passage I found quickly

so they want to punish states that run medicaid programs that are too generous, and give more funding to states that are run by scrooge mcducks

hosed up

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


ppl are gonna watch n get all mad n the cnn execs gonna be like yesssss

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Turdfuzz posted:

i set a tiger loose every morning in my home in order to trigger my sympathetic nervous system n thus eliminate my desire to eat

thats a really weird phrasing for takin a poop but i like it

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
i bet this wedding was a blast

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013


wow what a surprise

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Thatim posted:

Why is he a ninja?

cause i dont wanna get probated

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Epic High Five posted:

You kinda have to white knuckle it at first if you've spent your whole life in the routine, or if you have way more patience than I do I guess you could just eat less and less for breakfast every week and realize that you're still functioning just fine.

Your body is insanely efficient at what it does, and if it knows it is going to get food when you wake up every day it will shift everything over to digesting it etc etc. Ghrelin and blahblahblah. Eat 5 meals a day or one gigantic one, it doesn't matter, your body will adjust and make the most of it. Humans have a lot more in common with vultures and scavengers than we do with finicky specialists like Koalas, and it's because we can eat anything anywhere on any schedule and be fine. It's why we rule pretty much the whole world, and we would the oceans too if our fragile forms would allow us to explore any of it

This is complicated somewhat if you have prior medical conditions of course

I lived for a few years pretty much off conference food. Zero control over what time of day it happened and on some days it didn't happen. We did have them every day so it was a matter of many left overs we could scavenge. FWIW I didn't feel sick or even hungry during it. And the sort odd mix of salads, beef, chicken, soups, left me with a a taste for all of it.

I started with getting into work at the rear end crack of dawn and having to stay way too late. So cooking was off the table for a bit. Then I realized the sheer amount of excess food we generated and threw the gently caress out. Having made friends with the kitchen staff I just made it a point to show up once around 2pm and once around 8pm and just scavenge what they had. I made it through the morning by guzzling coffee and tea. If there wasn't much one day didn't matter, another day there would be a ton of it and I'd gorge.

We're omnivores, scavengers, predators. We are sort of built to eat on the fly while moving around and eat anything we come across. This three mails a day stuff is just nonsense.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

disjoe posted:

I start every morning with a power milkshake made of Ensure, bacon fat (I give the cooked bacon to my dog), and Adderall

lol can someone dig up that old paleo diet thread where a 20-something goon discovers the world of high calorie high protein high fat diet and looses fat while slathering bacon grease on anything edible. but then goes on statins shortly after

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

GobiasIndustries posted:

i bet this wedding was a blast


the bride looks like one of those korean MMORPG ladies

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Jazerus posted:

some fresh zuck imported straight from the suck

I can provide you more Zuck than anyone would ever want or need.




Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


GobiasIndustries posted:

i bet this wedding was a blast


Mnuchin gonna get fired for having a younger wife than Trump

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
jEb

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol @ trump's foot to pant-size ratio

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i lived for a few months off that catered food that pharm reps bring into doctor's offices, so this technically makes me a big pharma shill and also first against the wall

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007


I'm more curious about which senators are stupid enough to think trump would actually understand this poo poo lol

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Turdfuzz posted:

yea speed helps immensly w/ the whole doin things thing

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

woah that can't be true right? man, this guy, this trump guy, I'm getting some vibes lemme just say

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

jeBej

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


GrimGypsy posted:

I'm more curious about which senators are stupid enough to think trump would actually understand this poo poo lol

Tom Cotton's pretty loving stupid

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
just lol if you don't eat food at inhuman speeds

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Montasque posted:



I'm so confused, yet, somehow JEB!

love this classic

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Squizzle posted:

trader joes has this pumpkin spice poo poo in their spices section and when im just throwing some oatmeal together fast i use that and one of: honey brown sugar maple syrup

also dump some fruit in there, buy a bag of frozen berries at acme and just dump some in, youll obv wanna let the water get hotter than usual because unfreezin the berries steals thermo chi

i find that frozen berries are have no flavoure/sweetness and are really just shameful husks of their former selves like me after 11/9

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

quote:

When asked by reporters clustered on the blacktop outside the West Wing if Mr. Trump had command of the details of the negotiations, Mr. McConnell ignored the question and smiled blandly.

hahahahhaha

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/879889902275526656

TRUMP

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

use whisky, the water of life

The Scottish Tourism Board posted:

The Water of Life was a poison used by the Bene Gesserit to turn their Sisters into Reverend Mothers. To the untrained in prana/bindu body control, the substance was lethal; even the smallest amount will kill someone in incredible agony.

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
This guy eating next to me is on a rant about how Nickelback is actually good and is the unfair target of criticism.

I'll give him a pass for having good taste in food at least.

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