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moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



chutche2 posted:

Space marines are supposed to be tactical experts and should be bringing the equipment they need. They should have an idea of what they're going to be facing.

Eeeehhhh for the first twenty or so years of fluff they were slavish adherents to doctrine, except for the ones who were slavish adherents to tradition.

"Coloring in the lines" seems to be a good way to define Primaris and distinguish them from the more flexible regular marines. Also it's kinda awesome that their hands are too big for most wargear.

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chutche2
Jul 3, 2010

CUPOLA MY BALLS

moths posted:

Eeeehhhh for the first twenty or so years of fluff they were slavish adherents to doctrine, except for the ones who were slavish adherents to tradition.

"Coloring in the lines" seems to be a good way to define Primaris and distinguish them from the more flexible regular marines. Also it's kinda awesome that their hands are too big for most wargear.

Hands being too big sounds like a great reason to give them terminator-sized plasma blasters and reaper autocannons and poo poo

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Texmo posted:

Does anyone have any advice for getting the SnapMaster™ flying stems which the Inceptors use to glue in place properly? Preferably one which doesn't involve sticking it to the jetpack first because, while that does sound a lot smarter, i've already painted and glued the bumblemen, and now it's just the Eternal Struggle of trying to get them to stay put while drying.

I'm thinking I'll either magnetize them and paint them completely separately, or paint them separately, scrape off some paint where the stand connects, and just glue there.

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!

chutche2 posted:

Hands being too big sounds like a great reason to give them terminator-sized plasma blasters and reaper autocannons and poo poo

Yeah, a proper heavy weapons squad for these guys is going to be nuts.

Texmo
Jun 12, 2002

'Time fer a waaagh from above!

SRM posted:

I'm thinking I'll either magnetize them and paint them completely separately, or paint them separately, scrape off some paint where the stand connects, and just glue there.

I think go for the magnets, because while I've painted mine, I'm using tamiya plastic glue which is completely melting and welding the plastic together; there's just such a small join and, more annoyingly, a long drying time in which the heavy model will move around from where you wanted to put it.
Thanks for the idea; I will likely go and get some magnets for this if I can't get it to stay put after a couple more tries.
I can't stand magnetizing regular dudes because of Droopy Arm Syndrome, but they're ideal for jetbikes and other flying stuff, and these stupid stems practically demand them.

Salynne
Oct 25, 2007

Texmo posted:

I think go for the magnets, because while I've painted mine, I'm using tamiya plastic glue which is completely melting and welding the plastic together; there's just such a small join and, more annoyingly, a long drying time in which the heavy model will move around from where you wanted to put it.
Thanks for the idea; I will likely go and get some magnets for this if I can't get it to stay put after a couple more tries.
I can't stand magnetizing regular dudes because of Droopy Arm Syndrome, but they're ideal for jetbikes and other flying stuff, and these stupid stems practically demand them.

I don't have these models so I don't know exactly but for something similar to that, I glued it upside down (because the base is far lighter) and then used poster putty to hold it in place while it dries where I want it. I do this a lot actually.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you
None

Hixson
Mar 27, 2009

Safety Factor posted:

Crosspostin'
:madmax::respek::madmax::respek::madmax::respek::madmax::respek::madmax:

:madmax::respek::madmax::respek::madmax::respek::madmax::respek::madmax:

Owns

Stanyer89
Aug 4, 2012

Safety Factor posted:











The mooks: Deadeye, Pretty Boy, Gramps, and Pitch




Best Catachans I've seen this edition. Anyone that disagrees can loving fight me.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Safety Factor posted:

Crosspostin'
:madmax::respek::madmax::respek::madmax::respek::madmax::respek::madmax:



These suck. You suck.

panascope
Mar 26, 2005

Stanyer89 posted:

Best Catachans I've seen this edition. Anyone that disagrees can loving fight me.

Ok

Hamshot
Feb 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
loving gently caress

Safety Factor posted:


The second picture's from the night before so the other table's missing and there's some weird cardboard standees around.

Fuckety gently caress is that some fuckin spaceshup you gently caress

Safety Factor posted:


On to the models!

Sarge and his two melee buddies, Roughneck and Shades. Sarge is magnetized for bolt pistol/chainsword and plasma pistol/power sword so that any of his weapon upgrades can be represented properly.


The specialists: Screamer-Killer, Boomer, and The Commandant


The mooks: Deadeye, Pretty Boy, Gramps, and Pitch

Fuckin shitfuck loving :eyepop: fuckety gently caress

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

DiHK posted:


Just saw this new BA chaplin, the skull game is weak. 1/10.

Who's responsible for sculpting another Blood Angels thing with broken ankles? It's really distracting.

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Danimo posted:

welp, surprise goon warham matchup :hfive: That was a good game. I should have taken a few pictures of it. I beat up on the Sisters player right after you did, before our game, and your report explains why he was so depleted already.

That was my first time playing at that LGS. It was pretty fun but playing on those crazy tables wasn't as fun as looking at them. It was really easy to get put in a really bad spot, and all the structures didn't accommodate Rubric marine and tzaangor-cultists well. The space station in particular seemed awful for anything bigger than tactical marines on a 25mm bases.

We should play a regular sized game of 40k some time
I knew there was a chance at uncovering another goon by making that post. :v:

Yeah, the boards could be a little awkward, particularly the asteroid/space station, but the effort in them was pretty apparent and while I may not play on them regularly (if they were available), they were great for one day. I really enjoyed the event despite the organizational issues. Thanks again for being a good sport about deployment in our game. It made for a really interesting game and you still came out ahead in a roundabout way.

But yeah, man, if you want a game of 40k, hit me up. I don't always bring a full army when I head down, I usually bring stuff to paint (that I never seem to get around to), but I'm looking to use my Tyranids with the launch of 8th. At least while I tweak my 30k Dark Angels to be cross-compatible. I'm typically there on Friday and Saturday unless I've got anything else going on and the store's pretty friendly. You shouldn't have any trouble finding a game on the weekends or you can just bring something to build or paint and hang out at one of the tables.


Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

The Bee posted:

I doubt Ultras, as the most marine marines, would ever be their own independent codex. We'll probably get the non-angel/wolf marines first for the codex treatment, and 75% of the pages will be blue.

Look at this loving loser who doesn't remember 2nd edition

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice
Tried out my Scythed Hierodule for the first time in a game last night. In truth, taking it probably lost me the game as I completely overestimated it's durability.

My opponent's Spartan and Xiphon took full advantage of getting first turn, stripping 14 wounds off the Hierodule in spite of the Malanthrope and before I got to use Catalyst to protect it. The degradation meant it had to Advance to stand a chance of charging first turn... I then failed the Onslaught roll and totally forgot about the command point re-roll. Oops. It was quickly dispatched the following turn by another ridiculous amount of lascannon fire. My Hive Tyrant absorbed way more of the same incoming firepower while putting out a healthy amount of damage from it's deathspitters - it was way more effective.
I also overestimated the effectiveness of a Horma/Trygon Prime drop and sent them to wipe out the worthless Cultists on the far side of the board. They did, but I had no defense against the nearby dread and that assault quickly stalled.

On the upside, the Exocrine, Shrikes and Genestealers were absolutely fantastic and kept me in the game far longer than expected. The minimal unit of Shrikes were able to get off a surprise charge on the Xiphon fighter from behind a building to deny overwatch, and helped take enough wounds off it to degrade it's nasty firepower. They then piled in to help the 'stealers, who took out a Sorcerer Warlord, Terminators and a few marines despite being horribly outnumbered.

If I'd used the Hierodule points on some combination of more Exocrines, Hive Tyrants or Trygons it would have been a very different result.

Soulfucker
Feb 15, 2012

i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
Fun Shoe
I don't think I'll get the FW Xenos index despite owning a lot of the models, the lousy quality makes me feel like I'd rather wait for a new version or some erratas to drop and spend my money elsewhere in the meantime.

I had an 8th ed chat with my roommate who plays Tau and he was like "I'm really excited for the FW Kroot rules! :)" and I didn't have the heart to break it to him. :(

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

gently caress, that's so cool

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Corrode posted:

Look at this loving loser who doesn't remember 2nd edition



I remember when Ultramarines were cool as poo poo.

berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Isn't it saying their true name? That's why GKs have the Big Book Of Daemon Names.

True names just give you power over the daemon.

JBP posted:

I believe the biglys are the future.
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the bigly's laughter remind us how we used to be

It's all applicable. :allears:

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

JBP posted:

I remember when Ultramarines were cool as poo poo.

The only time Ultramarines were cool as poo poo was in Codex: Tyranids

krursk
Sep 11, 2001

Your anguish sustains me.

JBP posted:

I remember when Ultramarines were cool as poo poo.

I remember.

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Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude
To be fair, the dance steps article was literally "let's go into a space hulk and prove how badass we are by not even fighting. We're just going to dance."

It was also an April Fool's joke in Dragon.

WhiteOutMouse
Jul 29, 2010

:wom: will blow your mind.

TheChirurgeon posted:

The only time Ultramarines were cool as poo poo was in Codex: Tyranids

drat.

krursk
Sep 11, 2001

Your anguish sustains me.

Beerdeer posted:

To be fair, the dance steps article was literally "let's go into a space hulk and prove how badass we are by not even fighting. We're just going to dance."

It was also an April Fool's joke in Dragon.

This Irish guy goes to his local pub for a few drinks.

After downing several pints, he heads to the loo to take a huge piss.

At the urinal next to him, there's a really short guy, wearing all green, with a top hat and a pipe. He takes a quick peek and sees the short guy has a huge dick.

Irish guy is drunk and decides to say, "I'd do anything to have a dick that big."

Short guy says, "I'm a leprechaun. I'll grant you one wish, if you suck my dick."

The guy thinks about it for a minute, and being sauced, he agrees. He's kneeling down, sucking the smaller guy's dick for a few minutes, and then stops and says, "I can't believe I'm sucking a leprechaun's dick!"

The short guy replies, "I can't believe that you think I'm a leprechaun!"

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

krursk posted:

This Irish guy goes to his local pub for a few drinks...

I... what?

Felime
Jul 10, 2009
I think the streams got crossed with the OTHER thread.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

TheChirurgeon posted:

The only time Ultramarines were cool as poo poo was in Codex: Tyranids

idk, they were pretty cool when they dunked on your Black Legion last year

JoshTheStampede
Sep 8, 2004

come at me bro

SRM posted:

idk, they were pretty cool when they dunked on your Black Legion last year

Yeah but Black Legion has been the jobbers of 40k forever.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

SRM posted:

idk, they were pretty cool when they dunked on your Black Legion last year

I'm pretty sure any garbage loyalist chapter could run quad mortars like an rear end in a top hat :colbert:



ps your grandma-faced primarch sucks

JoshTheStampede
Sep 8, 2004

come at me bro

TheChirurgeon posted:

I'm pretty sure any garbage loyalist chapter could run quad mortars like an rear end in a top hat :colbert:



ps your grandma-faced primarch sucks

you leave Nana Robbie alone.

Proletariat Beowulf
Jan 7, 2007
I wish meat screamed as I ate it.

JoshTheStampede posted:

you leave Nana Robbie alone.

You still have a grandma Primarch? Must be nice.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

TheChirurgeon posted:

ps your grandma-faced primarch sucks

least he ain't dead

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

SRM posted:

least he ain't dead

pffffft I've got 5 Chaos armies, and 3/5 of them have living primarchs

I got no shortage of giant miniature daddies

Major Spag
Nov 4, 2012

TheChirurgeon posted:

pffffft I've got 5 Chaos armies, and 3/5 of them have living primarchs

I got no shortage of giant miniature daddies

Tell me more about your daddy issues.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Major Spag posted:

Tell me more about your daddy issues.

http://i.imgur.com/BwRyTrp.gifv

chutche2
Jul 3, 2010

CUPOLA MY BALLS
My primarch isn't dead, he's just become much more compact and easy to transport now that he's just a head.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

The Bee posted:

I doubt Ultras, as the most marine marines, would ever be their own independent codex. We'll probably get the non-angel/wolf marines first for the codex treatment, and 75% of the pages will be blue.

I wouldn't be surprised if Marines are condensed into two codices: codex chapters, and non-codex chapters, the latter covering the wolves, both angels, and maybe the templars.

WhiteWolf123
Jun 18, 2008

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
I heard a rumor that Primaris will be getting their own Codex. I hope that's true. And I hope they have:

Faction Keywords: IMPERIUM, ADEPTUS ASTARTES, PRIMARIS, <CHAPTER>

So there can be a distinctive delineation between traditional Space Marines and Primaris ...Even if it's largely ceremonial.

Edit: Here - https://spikeybits.com/2017/06/8th-edition-codex-release-schedule.html

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Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer

WhiteWolf123 posted:

I heard a rumor that Primaris will be getting their own Codex. I hope that's true. And I hope they have:

Faction Keywords: IMPERIUM, ADEPTUS ASTARTES, PRIMARIS, <CHAPTER>

So there can be a distinctive delineation between traditional Space Marines and Primaris ...Even if it's largely ceremonial.

Edit: Here - https://spikeybits.com/2017/06/8th-edition-codex-release-schedule.html

quote:

The new rumor was spotted on 4chan

Uh huh.

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