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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



you know who ELSE broke a set of commandments?

yeh thats right ROBOCOP DID


wats ur name son?
.... E D B A L L S *walks out swivelling robotically*

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Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

zeal posted:

the monotheist godhead is just the result of impressionable minds falling under the sway of Surtr, the burning tyrant of muspelheim
haha that what i moan to myself as i jerk off

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

JosefStalinator posted:

*looks outside*

ah yes, i see the sun beginning to peek over the horizon

it is time for sleep

Death Crew never sleeps

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

mitch mcconnel leads, donaldello yells at screens
raphael is the zodiac killer, and dumbest of all is chris cizilla

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


JosefStalinator posted:

ya but every so often the pull off an iraq war and tons of people die :(

i mean the Post Obama/Trump GOP, the old GOP were actually quite good at getting their bad terrible poo poo passed

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Iron Crowned posted:

Anime is bad, and bad people enjoy anime

Anime is very bad, the worst. But anime presidency is pretty good

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

deadgoon posted:

i'm erecting a religious monument in a public space right now

Nice!

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

Does this mean I can start coverting my neighbor's wife again now?

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Mariana gotta give credit, upside down Steve Harvey as pepe is fom this thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3825058&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

e: to anyone who didn't see the original image the above sentence will be like wtf lol

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Uranium 235 posted:

yeah but they shouldn't be put up on public grounds unless other religions can have their monuments erected

arkansas refused to allow the church of satan to put theirs up

thou shalt not kill is a lame commandment imo

There was a Hindu group that applied to put one up too and I don't think they even got a hearing while the church of Satan did lol

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

lmao @ dpresident donald trump

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


the antigov radicalism of the tea party vs the snakeoil populism of trumpism vs Old Establishment Golf CLub Business gop is not a coalition that can get things actually done, especially because the dude leading the charge is an extreme idiot

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
can't wait for the government to default

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


consumed by normies posted:

the antigov radicalism of the tea party vs the snakeoil populism of trumpism vs Old Establishment Golf CLub Business gop is not a coalition that can get things actually done, especially because the dude leading the charge is an extreme idiot

This is insanely good unironically

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

alnilam posted:

lmao @ dpresident donald trump

depressident

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

consumed by normies posted:

the antigov radicalism of the tea party vs the snakeoil populism of trumpism vs Old Establishment Golf CLub Business gop is not a coalition that can get things actually done, especially because the dude leading the charge is an extreme idiot

the funniest part is how excited at least parts of all 3 of these factions got about him thinking he was anything but a senile angry idiot lol

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

consumed by normies posted:

the antigov radicalism of the tea party vs the snakeoil populism of trumpism vs Old Establishment Golf CLub Business gop is not a coalition that can get things actually done, especially because the dude leading the charge is an extreme idiot

yup

too bad they won elections

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
why do people post on these forums if they aren't willing to die for comedy

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

Joementum posted:

has the president retweeted any twitch streams yet today?

Oh man I hope he picks a good Battlegrounds streamer.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

deadgoon posted:

why do people post on these forums if they aren't willing to die for comedy

:hai:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


deadgoon posted:

why do people post on these forums if they aren't willing to die for comedy

if you sacrifice yourself in the name of Humor you will be rewarded in heaven with 72 wannabe comedians doing an open mic for all eternity

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

whoever did that should be killed

why do you hate moses???????

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


im in a cafe in vietnam and they have played despacito like 7 times on repeat and im going to kill someone, not in the name of humor

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


extremely good

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

I'm gonna go commit adultery now

Hillary 2024 has issued a correction as of 13:13 on Jun 28, 2017

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




exodus 32:19

As soon as he came near the camp and saw the calf and the dancing, Moses’ anger burned hot, and he threw the tablets from his hands and broke them at the foot of the mountain.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the statue just represents a different part of the story now

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Gravy Jones posted:

Does this mean I can start coverting my neighbor's wife again now?

And his rear end!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
there are actually more than Ten Commandments but they crammed a few together to get a round number. sad!

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

JosefStalinator posted:

*looks outside*

ah yes, i see the sun beginning to peek over the horizon

it is time for sleep

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


whoever broke the statue should have left a golden calf at the scene

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Gravy Jones posted:

depressident

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
I had the strangest dream. I was reading the forums and someone in this thread said they made oatmeal with water instead of milk.


Woa.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trump

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

JosefStalinator posted:

*looks outside*

ah yes, i see the sun beginning to peek over the horizon

it is time for sleep

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Stuff from nightmares

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

shoulda peed on the statue

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

consumed by normies posted:

if you sacrifice yourself in the name of Humor you will be rewarded in heaven with 72 wannabe comedians doing an open mic for all eternity

the only truly ethical act is one committed to for no reason without recourse to the big Humor

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