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deathbysnusnu: Feb 25, 2016

Steps of heroin addiction
1: Be born a chud in a small town.
2: No jobs in your small town.
3: No effort to move out of your small town or vocational training
4: Trump reopens factories, coal mine
5: Lol what are you going to do bust your rear end in a factory/coal mine for 22/hr?
6: Harass doctor for 1 year over your impossibly bad back pain, nothing works
7: Doctor gives you script for oxy to justify your back pain being severe and nothing works
8: Disability for back pain
9: Addicted to oxy now
10: Disability check doesn't cover oxy based expenses
11: Heroin is cheap as gently caress, let's do that
12: Death at 38.

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:00

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# ? May 16, 2024 19:31

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Yinlock posted:

no, he tosses and turns because he knows that poor people still live

he's haunted by the fact that he can never build a big enough prison to enslave every single black person in the usa

I kinda don't think Paul Ryan is racist. He tolerates racism in his caucus sure, but I personally believe he hates all poor people equally regardless of the color of their skin.

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:00

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

Yinlock posted:

spend a day browsing TCC if you want to be put off anything in the history of whatever forever, including existing in general

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:00

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

deathbysnusnu posted:

Steps of heroin addiction
1: Be born a chud in a small town.
2: No jobs in your small town.
3: No effort to move out of your small town or vocational training
4: Trump reopens factories, coal mine
5: Lol what are you going to do bust your rear end in a factory/coal mine for 22/hr?
6: Harass doctor for 1 year over your impossibly bad back pain, nothing works
7: Doctor gives you script for oxy to justify your back pain being severe and nothing works
8: Disability for back pain
9: Addicted to oxy now
10: Disability check doesn't cover oxy based expenses
11: Heroin is cheap as gently caress, let's do that
12: Death at 38.

Noted

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:00

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

deathbysnusnu posted:

Steps of heroin addiction
1: Be born a chud in a small town.
2: No jobs in your small town.
3: No effort to move out of your small town or vocational training
4: Trump reopens factories, coal mine
5: Lol what are you going to do bust your rear end in a factory/coal mine for 22/hr?
6: Harass doctor for 1 year over your impossibly bad back pain, nothing works
7: Doctor gives you script for oxy to justify your back pain being severe and nothing works
8: Disability for back pain
9: Addicted to oxy now
10: Disability check doesn't cover oxy based expenses
11: Heroin is cheap as gently caress, let's do that
12: Death at 38.

america is already great

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:01

Serf: May 5, 2011

Yinlock posted:

spend a day browsing TCC if you want to be put off anything past weed forever

i recommend it

psychedelics are extremely good poo poo

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:01

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

yall should be celebrating the first openly athetist american president

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:01

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

deathbysnusnu posted:

Steps of heroin addiction
1: Be born a chud in a small town.
2: No jobs in your small town.
3: No effort to move out of your small town or vocational training
4: Trump reopens factories, coal mine
5: Lol what are you going to do bust your rear end in a factory/coal mine for 22/hr?
6: Harass doctor for 1 year over your impossibly bad back pain, nothing works
7: Doctor gives you script for oxy to justify your back pain being severe and nothing works
8: Disability for back pain
9: Addicted to oxy now
10: Disability check doesn't cover oxy based expenses
11: Heroin is cheap as gently caress, let's do that
12: Death at 38.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6L0UD_zn4A

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:01

Thom and the Heads: Oct 27, 2010; Farscape is actually pretty cool.

deathbysnusnu posted:

Steps of heroin addiction
1: Be born a chud in a small town.
2: No jobs in your small town.
3: No effort to move out of your small town or vocational training
4: Trump reopens factories, coal mine
5: Lol what are you going to do bust your rear end in a factory/coal mine for 22/hr?
6: Harass doctor for 1 year over your impossibly bad back pain, nothing works
7: Doctor gives you script for oxy to justify your back pain being severe and nothing works
8: Disability for back pain
9: Addicted to oxy now
10: Disability check doesn't cover oxy based expenses
11: Heroin is cheap as gently caress, let's do that
12: Death at 38.

oh hell yeah i gotta write this down

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:01

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

punchymcpunch posted:

king of the failsons

...and i will be kween

kYAAAA-keeeyeaaaa!!

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:01

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

no worries about that tend commandments statue I've got the text right here:

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# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:01

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Baloogan posted:

yall should be celebrating the first openly athetist american president

what about dave

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:01

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

deathbysnusnu posted:

Steps of heroin addiction
1: Be born a chud in a small town.
2: No jobs in your small town.
3: No effort to move out of your small town or vocational training
4: Trump reopens factories, coal mine
5: Lol what are you going to do bust your rear end in a factory/coal mine for 22/hr?
6: Harass doctor for 1 year over your impossibly bad back pain, nothing works
7: Doctor gives you script for oxy to justify your back pain being severe and nothing works
8: Disability for back pain
9: Addicted to oxy now
10: Disability check doesn't cover oxy based expenses
11: Heroin is cheap as gently caress, let's do that
12: Death at 38.

you forgot to put "back pain" in quotes

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:01

KidVanguard: Jan 27, 2006; American Diaper

punchymcpunch posted:

...wait....

.... what

you didn't know that Disney bought the Anaheim Ducks and then made a children's movie about it that took place in Minnesota then turned it into a Saturday morning cartoon featuring crimefighting space ducks?

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:02

Serf: May 5, 2011

The Nastier Nate posted:

I kinda don't think Paul Ryan is racist. He tolerates racism in his caucus sure, but I personally believe he hates all poor people equally regardless of the color of their skin.

finally a politician who doesn't see color

also he doesn't tolerate racism, he accepts and encourages it

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:02

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Baloogan posted:

and things are getting worse and worst i wonder why

good point too many people still going to church that we havent stemmed the flow of bads infecting society yet (also the olds arent dead yet)

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:02

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

The Nastier Nate posted:

I kinda don't think Paul Ryan is racist. He tolerates racism in his caucus sure, but I personally believe he hates all poor people equally regardless of the color of their skin.

thats true

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:02

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Mariana Horchata posted:

...and i will be kween

kYAAAA-keeeyeaaaa!!

smh ladyhawke is shillin suvs now?!

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:02

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

a helpful bear posted:

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:02

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Baloogan posted:

yall should be celebrating the first openly athetist american president

hes the pinnacle of hypocritical "christians" actually-

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:03

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

the libertarian individualist suddenly thinks community is important

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:03

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

punchymcpunch posted:

what about dave

daves not here man

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:03

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

KidVanguard posted:

you didn't know that Disney bought the Anaheim Ducks and then made a children's movie about it that took place in Minnesota then turned it into a Saturday morning cartoon featuring crimefighting space ducks?

yes that last part, i didnt know the mighty ducks were a spacefaring superhero team but now i do

was emilio estevez their zordon?

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:03

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

FAUXTON posted:

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:04

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

i enjoy the bible it is my favourite work of fiction

* :smugbert:

grows infinitely*

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:04

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

my favorite part of the NYT front page when franz got shot 103 years ago today is the left column

"we're going to build a statue to jesus in santo domingo"

"we are now bombing santo domingo"

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:04

Uranium 235: Oct 12, 2004

Mariana Horchata posted:

daves not here man

cool chimney

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:05

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Joementum posted:

my favorite part of the NYT front page when franz got shot 103 years ago today is the left column

"we're going to build a statue to jesus in santo domingo"

"we are now bombing santo domingo"

Slain By Assassin Bullets is also an amazing line

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:05

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:05

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

extremely wise

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:06

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Mariana Horchata posted:

There's somethin' wrong with the world today
I don't know what it is

Too many government interventions preventing a true free market from sorting itself out, driving down prices and incentivizing innovation across the board

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:06

Thom and the Heads: Oct 27, 2010; Farscape is actually pretty cool.

Joementum posted:

my favorite part of the NYT front page when franz got shot 103 years ago today is the left column

"we're going to build a statue to jesus in santo domingo"

"we are now bombing santo domingo"

i'm the fresh shifting winds

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:06

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

deathbysnusnu posted:

Steps of heroin addiction
1: Be born a chud in a small town.
2: No jobs in your small town.
3: No effort to move out of your small town or vocational training
4: Trump reopens factories, coal mine
5: Lol what are you going to do bust your rear end in a factory/coal mine for 22/hr?
6: Harass doctor for 1 year over your impossibly bad back pain, nothing works
7: Doctor gives you script for oxy to justify your back pain being severe and nothing works
8: Disability for back pain
9: Addicted to oxy now
10: Disability check doesn't cover oxy based expenses
11: Heroin is cheap as gently caress, let's do that
12: Death at 38.

https://twitter.com/wvpublicnews/status/880048428071477249

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:06

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:06

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

"sometimes referred to" is my favorite trump tick. it's always good poo poo.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/880049704620494848

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:06

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/880049704620494848

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:07

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

bezos 2020

infinitely better than zuck

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:07

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

what are internet taxes

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:07

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

deathbysnusnu posted:

Steps of heroin addiction
1: Be born a chud in a small town.
2: No jobs in your small town.
3: No effort to move out of your small town or vocational training
4: Trump reopens factories, coal mine
5: Lol what are you going to do bust your rear end in a factory/coal mine for 22/hr?
6: Harass doctor for 1 year over your impossibly bad back pain, nothing works
7: Doctor gives you script for oxy to justify your back pain being severe and nothing works
8: Disability for back pain
9: Addicted to oxy now
10: Disability check doesn't cover oxy based expenses
11: Heroin is cheap as gently caress, let's do that
12: Death at 38.

That Mellencamp song was a lot darker than I remember.

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:07

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/880049704620494848

????????

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:07

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