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Shalebridge Cradle posted:
It was just their business systems side, not operational or security, but there are big cyber security regs from the NRC going into effect at the end of this year for exactly this sort of thing. Operational and security systems are all air-gapped, but a well-funded and dedicated team can still breach that. Or sloppy contractors with uncontrolled USB's!
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Lysandus posted:Can someone explain what 'piss tape' is to me? its a tapeworm that feeds on the american public's fear
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:because i don't eat turkey ranch sandwiches as these are abominations
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Lysandus posted:Can someone explain what 'piss tape' is to me? It's real.
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deathbysnusnu posted:Steps of heroin addiction 1. Well I was born in a small town 2. And I live in a small town 3. Probably die in a small town 4. Oh, those small communities 5. All my friends are so small town 6. My parents live in the same small town 7. My job is so small town 8. Provides little opportunity 9. Educated in a small town 10. Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town 11. Used to daydream in that small town 12. Another boring romantic that's me 13. Get addicted to and die of heroin
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Lysandus posted:Can someone explain what 'piss tape' is to me? it is real
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when trump was in Moscow to sell ms universe pagent and also try and break into real estate business there he had Russian whores piss on a bed Obama used and Putin videotaped it
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Lysandus posted:Can someone explain what 'piss tape' is to me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA
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fantastical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4
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Bip Roberts posted:It's real. brugroffil posted:it is real
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https://twitter.com/jonathanweisman/status/880054825551089664
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tYvGfF1Gkg
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Lysandus posted:Can someone explain what 'piss tape' is to me? an elaborate mind castle that liberals are lost in, stumbling around blindly
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Joementum posted:betcha this is going to turn out like last time and we'll get a story tomorrow about it just being some guy getting malware on his work laptop People have inadvertently transferred viruses to some of the air-gapped systems via USB drives at nuke plants before so it's definitely possible. They're generally a whole heck of a lot better about locking down ports physically and not being able to plug any old removable media in to critical systems these days.
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Lysandus posted:Can someone explain what 'piss tape' is to me? Donald Trump paid two hookers to piss on a bed in a Russian hotel where Obama once stayed and Putin has a tape of this
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its time for some piss tjheory
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deathbysnusnu posted:Steps of heroin addiction im the blue canary in the coal mine who watches over u~
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brugroffil posted:It was just their business systems side, not operational or security, but there are big cyber security regs from the NRC going into effect at the end of this year for exactly this sort of thing. Operational and security systems are all air-gapped, but a well-funded and dedicated team can still breach that. Or sloppy contractors with uncontrolled USB's! Ok good. After stuxnet proved you can use cyber warfare to cause actual physical damage this kind of news is unsettling
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fat ol' piss hog president
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zegermans posted:1. Well I was born in a small town
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Lysandus posted:Can someone explain what 'piss tape' is to me? real
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Mariana Horchata posted:im the blue canary in the coal mine who watches over u~ not to put too fine a point on it
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:Ok good. After stuxnet proved you can use cyber warfare to cause actual physical damage this kind of news is unsettling Some Ukrainian teenager is going to cause the Hoover dam to spin its turbines too fast and rupture, flooding thousands of homes, murdering hundreds, and causing billions of dollars of damage. Pay him 20 bitcoin or he'll do it again
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:Ok good. After stuxnet proved you can use cyber warfare to cause actual physical damage this kind of news is unsettling Stuxnet was a really well-funded operation to break nuclear weapons systems. I guess an especially malicious foreign government could attempt to sabotage commercial nuclear reactors, but I would think the national (weapons) labs would be a more likely target.
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Lysandus posted:Can someone explain what 'piss tape' is to me? In case this was a real question, there was a opposition research "dossier" done by this guy named Christopher Steele, who is a former British Intel Officer. There was a bunch of stuff in there, including stuff the Russians had on Trump they could use as blackmail. One of those things said that Trump stayed in the same Russian hotel Barack and Michelle Obama had stayed in recently, and requested to stay in the same room they did. And then he hired a couple of Russian prostitutes to piss on the bed Obama had stayed in. And that the Russians had a hidden camera in the room, so they had proof of this. This was initially met with two reactions, first, "Holy poo poo that is loving nuts!" and then, "But there's no way that's true. That's too drat weird." So much so that no one reported on the dossier at first, but someone (...I think it might have been HuffPo, but I'm not sure) said, "Oh gently caress it, we're publishing this." But since then, while no one has confirmed the piss tape is real, a bunch of intel officials, while not going into specifics, have said, basically, "A lot of the things in that dossier match with what I know to be true." Which has been slowly making people say, "...wait, is the piss tape real?" Except around here, where we've been saying it since the story broke.
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The best thing that can happen today is a White House staffer printing this out and leaving it on his desk.
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https://twitter.com/Strange_Animals/status/855346871673532416
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https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/880060518022733824Mariana Horchata posted:im the blue canary in the coal mine who watches over u~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQEIYjS1ePY
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EXT. NIGHT, STORMING: BILLBOARD MARTY and DOC return to the billboard hideout after escaping from PUTIN'S LAIR, the hoverboard-mounted MARTY still hanging from the Delorean. The Delorean makes a low approach and MARTY drops to the ground and pulls out the walkie-talkie. MARTY: Doc! Is everything okay? DOC: Yes, Marty. I'm going to find a better place to land in this storm. Have you got the pisstape? MARTY reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out the pisstape MARTY: Right here! DOC: Burn it! MARTY finds a trash can by the billboard. Squatting down, he pulls the magnetic tape out of the pisstape and piles it into the trash can. MARTY lights the tape with a match. It quickly catches fire. MARTY thinks for a moment and pulls out the newspaper from 2017. MARTY stares wide-eyed as the newspaper's headline changes from "TRUMP REPEALS PPACA: Tens of Millions to Lose Insurance" to "TRUMP REPEALS NAFTA: Tens of Millions to Gain Jobs." DOC notices the same thing. DOC: Mission accomplished!
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thrawn527 posted:In case this was a real question, there was a opposition research "dossier" done by this guy named Christopher Steele, who is a former British Intel Officer. There was a bunch of stuff in there, including stuff the Russians had on Trump they could use as blackmail. One of those things said that Trump stayed in the same Russian hotel the Barack and Michelle Obama had stayed in recently, and requested to stay in the same room they did. And then he hired a couple of Russian prostitutes to piss on the bed Obama had stayed in. And that the Russians had a hidden camera in the room, so they had proof of this. This, except Buzzfeed published it. The piss tape is real...and it's spectacular.
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Al! posted:not to put too fine a point on it From my electrical well It's a simple message and I'm Leaving out the whistles and bells So the room must listen to me Filibuster vigilantly My name is blue canary One note spelled l-i-t-e My story's infinite Like the Longines Symphonette It doesn't rest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhjSzjoU7OQ While you're at it Keep the nightlight on inside The birdhouse in your soul
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his european allies more or less openly laugh at him
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Some Ukrainian teenager is going to cause the Hoover dam to spin its turbines too fast and rupture, flooding thousands of homes, murdering hundreds, and causing billions of dollars of damage.
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The Nastier Nate posted:This, except Buzzfeed published it. And also nobody is really questioning that Trump would conceivably do something like this because he's bragged about his hedonism for decades
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i'm the biggest doubter of russia stuff here and i can tell you with 100% certainty that the piss tape is real and it is good and my friend
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The Nastier Nate posted:This, except Buzzfeed published it. Right, Buzzfeed, that's the one.
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lmao citing Avik "think tank in a UPS PO Box" Roy as an impartial and qualified expert https://twitter.com/jonathanchait/status/880050800852160513
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Ekster posted:his european allies more or less openly laugh at him "allies"
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deathbysnusnu posted:Steps of heroin addiction I was born in this town Live here my whole life Probably come to die in this town Live here my whole life Never anything to do in this town Live here my whole life Never anything to do in this town Live here my whole life Probably learn to die in this town Live here my whole life Nothing to do, sit around at home Sit around at home, stare at the walls Stare at each other and wait till we die Stare at each other and wait till we die Probably come to die in this town Live here my whole life There's Kerosene around, something to do There's Kerosene around, she's something to do There's Kerosene around, she's something to do There's Kerosene around, we'll find something to do Kerosene around, she's something to do Kerosene around, set me on fire
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