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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Sapozhnik posted:

i'm the fractional human casualties

whenever I watched that scene I figured a non-integral casualty would be an injury

which makes no sense now that I give it more than 3 seconds of thought

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

haveblue posted:

whenever I watched that scene I figured a non-integral casualty would be an injury

which makes no sense now that I give it more than 3 seconds of thought

If you beat someone to within an inch of their life, they're like 0.99 dead.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

lmao

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69--31IDC6E

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

akadajet posted:

i remember thinking that after seing killer instinct in the arcade for the first time

hell yeah

Jerry Cotton posted:

If you beat someone to within an inch of their life, they're like 0.99 dead.

theres a big difference between mostly dead and all dead

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
killer instinct was amazing

(when i was about ten years old i seriously believed if i had a sf2 championship edition arcade console my life would be complete)

now you can just put it on your phone and fumble about with it

and then primal rage came out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aF-HtQ_BcU


actually i think that one is itt already but it bears repeating

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
fe: killer instinct and primal rage came out the same year and i don't remember which was really first

may have been local arcade dependent

NeoHentaiMaster
Jul 13, 2004
More well adjusted then you'd think.

Sapozhnik posted:

i'm the fractional human casualties

The Terminator neural net runs on node.js

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

floating point casualties

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004



lmfao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

syscall girl posted:

killer instinct was amazing

(when i was about ten years old i seriously believed if i had a sf2 championship edition arcade console my life would be complete)

now you can just put it on your phone and fumble about with it

and then primal rage came out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aF-HtQ_BcU


actually i think that one is itt already but it bears repeating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9H4A2MIIy4

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXoaqdha2zE

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

oh man they had this at my neighborhood pizzeria

loved it because it was just such a failed attempt at mortal kombat with specific hit points but epic limb damage

had this one too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNBAdJ6SDDI

and they slammed some mad pie

the owner's name was mario

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
he had the original (no playchoice 10 or vs) arcade super mario

and there was this guy that had figured it out entirely and showed me some things about super mario 1 that were hilarious

i can beat the living poo poo out of nes mario for breakfast but the quarter chomper always hated me

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

and the sequel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nun6IqWGHKU

i even have a bloodstorm t-shirt that i won from this sweepstakes

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






duTrieux. posted:

he delivered probably the only piece of legitimate video game journalism from e3 (in that it wasn't just an iteration of a press release)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bixxb8jSxSg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5egiWF918e4

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



syscall girl posted:

oh man they had this at my neighborhood pizzeria

loved it because it was just such a failed attempt at mortal kombat with specific hit points but epic limb damage

had this one too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNBAdJ6SDDI

and they slammed some mad pie

the owner's name was mario

i loved the poo poo out of world heroes 1 and 2

i used to ride my bike just to grab a slurpee and throw a buck or two of quarters into it just to play

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

syscall girl posted:

oh man they had this at my neighborhood pizzeria

loved it because it was just such a failed attempt at mortal kombat with specific hit points but epic limb damage

had this one too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNBAdJ6SDDI

and they slammed some mad pie

the owner's name was mario

i love rip off arcade games. time killers was done in like a few months

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

floating point casualties

that'd be a nice album title

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Wednesday

http://i.imgur.com/9HTu9Q8.mp4

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sapozhnik posted:

i'm the fractional human casualties

i extensive actuarial tables

to make you a better killer

affirmative. skynet has its roots in health insurance

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN95nNDtxjo

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Jerry Cotton posted:

No. My only memory of Metal Gear Solid from back in the day was playing for like twenty minutes and thinking it looked like poo poo and played like total rear end. (Also, it didn't look anything like that picture in IRL life.)

I guess PC 3D games had spoiled me at that point but also television sets had gotten too big for the resolution the PS could put out.

That's from the Gamecube remake



The original was way worse looking

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/tylerschmall/status/880069220066672644

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






freelop posted:

That's from the Gamecube remake



The original was way worse looking

MGS was a great game and the gameplay was fine

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

syscall girl posted:

killer instinct was amazing

(when i was about ten years old i seriously believed if i had a sf2 championship edition arcade console my life would be complete)

now you can just put it on your phone and fumble about with it

and then primal rage came out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aF-HtQ_BcU


actually i think that one is itt already but it bears repeating

Lomarf @ the one where he piledrives the ape into the ground and then punches his brain out the back of his head.

Imagine the kind of person who comes up with these things

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

the only thing i really appreciated about primal rage (other than fighting with giant dinosaurs) was having a special move to pick up and eat the little worshipers to gain back a tiny fraction of health

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Sagebrush posted:

Lomarf @ the one where he piledrives the ape into the ground and then punches his brain out the back of his head.

Imagine the kind of person who comes up with these things

the party god?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-1LRos45Jk

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

But seriously, imagine being the guy who has to painstakingly model piles of gore and the gibs that shoot out when people explode in video games, and make the animations of their skulls popping off and poo poo

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

guy who has to painstakingly model piles of gore and the gibs that shoot out when people explode in video games, and make the animations of their skulls popping off and poo poo posted:

*finishes skull punch explosion animation*
"gently caress Yeah!"

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

i assume dasharez0ne is run by one of those guys

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Sagebrush posted:

But seriously, imagine being the guy who has to painstakingly model piles of gore and the gibs that shoot out when people explode in video games, and make the animations of their skulls popping off and poo poo
sound guys for melee combat games have rad job, smashing watermelons with clubs all day long

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

cinci zoo sniper posted:

sound guys for melee combat games have rad job, smashing watermelons with clubs all day long

foley artists overall must have the best job; a long day at the chain jangling, cabbage chopping and water-tub sploshing again today dear :cool:

Anaconda Rifle
Mar 23, 2007

Yam Slacker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT3vGaOLWqE

ive never been as worried for his safety than while watching this video

netwerk23
Aug 22, 2000
I spelled 'network' wrong.

I never liked this ad because at the end, the owl hands the boy the stick and he holds it upside down - that is in his fingers is the sticky, wet end with owl spit on it. Poor kid.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

NoneMoreNegative posted:

foley artists overall must have the best job; a long day at the chain jangling, cabbage chopping and water-tub sploshing again today dear :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qHfoj6xTng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brYfT42tDh8

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

netwerk23 posted:

I never liked this ad because at the end, the owl hands the boy the stick and he holds it upside down - that is in his fingers is the sticky, wet end with owl spit on it. Poor kid.

well maybe he learned a valuable lesson about owls and their tricks

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