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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

IcePhoenix posted:

Nooo now I have to hate the Rockets :(

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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Dexo posted:

Melo with other all stars and superstars means he might go full Olympics Melo.

Olympics Melo was bad last Olympics outside of one game.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/trailblazers/status/880129158637944832

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
The Lebron FA talk reminds me of how classy it was of Bosh to sign with Toronto first even though he was a UFA, so they could get something for him. Unless he does something horrific, I'll never say a bad thing about Bosh.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012


Beautiful

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lol if George and butler both end up in the West

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Insane pro click

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

lmfao portland

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

El Gallinero Gros posted:

The Lebron FA talk reminds me of how classy it was of Bosh to sign with Toronto first even though he was a UFA, so they could get something for him. Unless he does something horrific, I'll never say a bad thing about Bosh.

Bosh is pretty much a perfect human being so you'll never have to say a bad word against him.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011



Strawberry Panda posted:

Bosh is pretty much a perfect human being so you'll never have to say a bad word against him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94q7uCzOw8s

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
If the Knicks get rid of Melo the same day they fire Phil, this is the best day in Knicks history since?

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Eltoasto posted:

PG will like your city as long as you have fishing. He seems to have avoided the Indy strippers which is a good thing.

Coming to NOLA (somehow) confirmed!

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
Hell, if Paul George likes fishing so much, he can room with me!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I hope you have flood insurance

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Kibner posted:

Hell, if Paul George likes fishing so much, he can room with me!



goddamn that's a view.


euphronius posted:

I hope you have flood insurance

loving brutal

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Eltoasto posted:

PG will like your city as long as you have fishing. He seems to have avoided the Indy strippers which is a good thing.

He can come to Maine and I'll teach him how to fly fish and we'll be BEST friends.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Cool Buff Man posted:

He can come to Maine and I'll teach him how to fly fish and we'll be BEST friends.

Can I come too?

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
This explains why Paul George wants to be on the Lakers so badly

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/aawayne/status/880125988612571136

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

lmfao

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Kibner posted:

Hell, if Paul George likes fishing so much, he can room with me!



Whats your stripper situation looking like?

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Oh my God I hope this is true.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Hell why not


Lmao

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

euphronius posted:

I hope you have flood insurance

Kinda mandatory. Also, my house is like 10 feet above the foundation. That once in a thousand year flood last year? Only came up about 4 feet above the concrete. If the house actually gets damaged in a flood, it's because Noah's ark side-swiped it while drifting on the now flooded highway.

Kibner fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Jun 28, 2017

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Dexo posted:

Whats your stripper situation looking like?

Dire. Have to travel out into the city (either Baton Rouge or New Orleans) for anything approaching decent.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
https://twitter.com/ramonashelburne/status/880133409850261504

Guess that answers the rebuild question

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
^5 to CBM, my fellow water-adjacent poster.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Kibner posted:

^5 to CBM, my fellow water-adjacent poster.

It's the only way to be, my man.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

portland social media leaning into the joke

https://twitter.com/trailblazers/status/880133241813876736

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


https://twitter.com/Josh_Frydman/status/880130415863975940

!!

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

Strawberry Panda posted:

Bosh is pretty much a perfect human being so you'll never have to say a bad word against him.

What about the time that porn studio tried to film a movie in his mansion but there was too much mold.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Eat the rich.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

The Lebron FA talk reminds me of how classy it was of Bosh to sign with Toronto first even though he was a UFA, so they could get something for him. Unless he does something horrific, I'll never say a bad thing about Bosh.

Both Lebron and Bosh got higher salaries doing that than they would have had they gone the FA route. It also allowed Riley to do cap manipulation to also sign Miller and Haslem. He didn't do it to give Toronto a parting gift.


This is the world we live in now.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I actually don't know if that's good or bad

Worldwide Melo is a one man wrecking crew

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Libertine posted:

What about the time that porn studio tried to film a movie in his mansion but there was too much mold.

That house was cursed.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/RealGM/status/880132784261447680

Aww look at how much a father cares about his son.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Is Gilbert a minority owner?

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...

Spacebump posted:

Olympics Melo was bad last Olympics outside of one game.

Also the combination of Kyrie and Melo on the floor meant every small guard that can use a ball screen semi-competently scored at will.

Which is why I really don't get the whole "Melo will make cleveland better" thing at all. But it would be funny to see against GSW.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Libertine posted:

What about the time that porn studio tried to film a movie in his mansion but there was too much mold.

That was rat poop. And rats are a big problem on the beach. That's probably one of his mansions he doesn't go to that much.

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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/RealGM/status/880132784261447680

Aww look at how much a father cares about his son.

The overcompensation for Doc missing Austin's entire childhood is ruining the Clippers. As it should.

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