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Hey you, you know what's missing from your life? A chissled jawline you fat blob. Surely you should invest some of your savings for glorious KFC fried chicken into the magic of Jawzrsize! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jawzrsize/jawzrsize-fitness-4-your-face-create-the-ultimate The ultimate in chewing technology brings you this ball gag... For exercise. https://youtu.be/jBdrIE41sB8
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 23:25 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 07:24 |
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I'll bet I could chew on a stress ball and get the same effect.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 23:27 |
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Beefeater posted:I'll bet I could chew on a stress ball and get the same effect. lmao people spent $16,145 on this charade
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 23:38 |
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*sshhhhlrrrrp shrrrrrlp shrrrrrllpp*
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 23:43 |
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Can't you like hurt your jaw by overusing it. Maybe this would be good for soylent people.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 23:47 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Can't you like hurt your jaw by overusing it. That Robot posted:lmao people spent $16,145 on this charade And here I am scraping by day by day.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 23:49 |
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Maybe it's a sex weird?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 23:51 |
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I bet Tasha is a pro trainer for this
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 00:55 |
ArbitraryC posted:Maybe it's a sex weird? definitely a sex weird. "no I am not getting off wearing a ballgag in public, I am jawzrsizing so as to appear more handsome good sir."
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:20 |
Use it enough and you can get a sweet bone ridge on the top of your head for your massive jaw muscles to attach to
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:23 |
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isnt the lower jaw connected to the skull with tiny rear end fragile joints? this cant be good lol
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:34 |
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mAlfunkti0n posted:And here I am scraping by day by day. yup capitalism is a poor way of allocating resources in order to do the most good
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:37 |
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wont this thing just give u tmj or something?
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:37 |
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Smythe posted:wont this thing just give u tmj or something? That's an undocumented feature.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:40 |
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The Francis Dolarhyde workout.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:44 |
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a bone to pick posted:*sshhhhlrrrrp shrrrrrlp shrrrrrllpp* awwwww yea suckkkk it
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 05:42 |
this ballgag will greatly increase my dickbiting strength
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 05:54 |
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So will this cure incels?
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 05:57 |
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Smythe posted:wont this thing just give u tmj or something? everyone has a tmj (temporomandibular joint). tmd (temporomandibular joint disorder) is what you meant to type!
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 19:52 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIHR7rUeGTc
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 19:59 |
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Monos Bullet posted:everyone has a tmj (temporomandibular joint). tmd (temporomandibular joint disorder) is what you meant to type! Well lah dee dah, Mr Smartyjaw
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 20:03 |
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Got a picture of this guy in my home gym for inspiration:
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 20:08 |
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this dude is deadly loving serious about his blowjobs
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 20:09 |
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It's funny that the before and after pictures are just before: picture taken right up close to face, with person pushing their head back into their neck, and after: picture taken with typical portrait lens, and person is pushing their head forward. It's also funny that this got funded.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:58 |
it really works! before and after photo, see the difference with your own eyes.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 22:25 |
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FITNESS 4 YOUR FACE!
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 22:26 |
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I'm happy with my jawline already but am glad to see someone has finally invented a product that will allow me to improve my lacklustre Mind-Muscle Connection (TM).
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 23:11 |
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I loving love when meatheads talk pseudoscience to me about the mind-muscle connection and how working out creates grey matter
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 23:14 |