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lemon-lyme disease posted:This is what I understood it to mean. If someone will cheat with you, they'll eventually cheat on you. It's been true in my experience, mostly. Yes, this is what I was saying.
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lemon-lyme disease posted:This is what I understood it to mean. If someone will cheat with you, they'll eventually cheat on you. It's been true in my experience, mostly. Everyone I've known who has stolen a partner from someone else this way has had him or her step out. One girl I knew in grad school even bragged to everyone about how she stole her hunk away from some skank. Worked drat hard at it, too. Lingerie, copious amounts of raucous sex, spending stacks of cash on him, until she finally had him reeled in and he broke it off with his old girlfriend after months of cheating on her. Of course, once she got what she wanted, the gravy train stopped, and shortly thereafter someone else came along offering him the same ride she'd given him and guess what happened  Not exactly the best foundation to build a relationship on, starting by cheating, you know? If you can convince him or her to cheat, surely someone else can do the same. "No way, we're ~in love~ and destined for each other like in the movies he'd never do that"
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Jun 27, 2017 16:13
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loquacius posted:Skipping: another Alex Jones conspiracy fesh. It has aliens and stuff so I would have posted it if it wasn't also anti-Semitic.  quote:I used to perv on my 17 year old step sister constantly. Saw her titties, sniffed her panties and socks, once jerked myself off with her pantyhose. Regular teen stuff. Uhhhhh... no.
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soy posted:I am not looking forward to all the smug late 30s goons there will be in a few years once previously unfuckable dorks realize that impressionable young women will do anything you say if you even remotely resemble a father figure. I count on it. 
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quote:I was in a frat in college. We had an annual "beach party" where we filled a room with sand, threw up some lovely decorations, and invited people to come in swimsuits. I don't watch horror movies, but sure, I'd read the Wikipedia plot summary of this one quote:I got a fidget spinner and it's the third greatest thing to ever happen to my job performance (after caffeine and rolling chairs). So much more focused and I don't get distracted by random stuff. Of course my boss haates these things and told me I'm not allowed to 'play' with one at work. HR said there is no policy covering this so he is allowed to tell me not to have a fidget spinner. I think wanting a girlfriend to watch you spin a thing around in your hand is dumber than wanting a girlfriend to watch you play video games At any rate, you know there are other fidgets, right? Other things exist in the world to fidget with that don't cost $170 or require a Game Of Thrones office conspiracy to make your boss let you use them in the office. I favor magnets personally.
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Jun 27, 2017 23:27
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Actually having a partner who likes watching you play video games is fun and cool. Unless that is all you want them to do, but sharing interests is nice.
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Jun 27, 2017 23:43
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Scan in one of the letters rapist goon. I want to gaze upon your downfall.
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Jun 28, 2017 00:48
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Barry Cox posted:A few days ago one came with a broken watch and simply said "Time's almost up". I was almost ready to believe you, but you pushed it too far. 3/10 with an A for effort.
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Jun 28, 2017 01:47
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Theophany posted:Lmao. my phone is female, and my car is male. i suspect they're having an affair.
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Jun 28, 2017 02:20
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Sjs00 posted:stepsister fesh fake. "Yea that's true" he says, nodding vigorously
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loquacius posted:At any rate, you know there are other fidgets, right? Other things exist in the world to fidget with that don't cost $170 or require a Game Of Thrones office conspiracy to make your boss let you use them in the office. I favor magnets personally. I personally prefer clothespins. You should try it, it allows for manipulation as well as being perfectly suitable in size. Also, gently caress fidget spinners forever.
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Jun 28, 2017 06:32
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i like to just pull my weiner
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Jun 28, 2017 06:56
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Frat goon: Go ask a lawyer about the statute of limitations. Also it was real dumb of you to talk to the media. Fidget spinner goon: No amount of concentration boosting is worth pissing off your boss by getting one over on him through a technicality. Plus those things piss people off, so anyone who sees you at the office with one thinks you suck and will tell other people you suck.
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Jun 28, 2017 07:00
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idg having a gf watch you play games when you could play mario kart together or something
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I'm going to buy a fidget spinner and THEN I'm gonna bring it to work and THEN i'm gonna fight my boss for the right to keep spinning at work - a real human bein
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Jun 28, 2017 08:20
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Why not just twirl/click a pen, like most reasonable adults do during boring meetings and other business events. Pens even have legitimate business functions, such as writing down important memos. I like how the confession ends with "I imagine if I had a girlfriend and she was hypothetically in bed with me...", lol
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Jun 28, 2017 08:57
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loquacius posted:I don't watch horror movies, but sure, I'd read the Wikipedia plot summary of this one There's like 2 fraternities it could be if the guy didn't fudge details. Or it's Texas, U of Miami or Colorado because there were super high profile fraternity deaths there around that time. Or he's rehashing I Know What You Did Last Summer.
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Jun 28, 2017 09:27
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He needs to just keep lying and denying anything ever happened for the rest of his life. If there was proof he'd be in jail. Doesn't change the fact that a beating short of murder is something he bought and paid for when he raped a passed out girl at a party. What ever catches up to him he deserves.
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HJE-Cobra posted:Why not just twirl/click a pen, like most reasonable adults do during boring meetings and other business events. Pens even have legitimate business functions, such as writing down important memos. https://www.reddit.com/r/penspinning/ I expensed some $15 spinning pens also a $50 bucket of g2 pilots you may need to become an asian dude tho sorry
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Jun 28, 2017 12:52
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couple contact jugglers I know developing routines for the damned fidget spinners ofc
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PostNouveau posted:Fidget spinner goon: No amount of concentration boosting is worth pissing off your boss by getting one over on him through a technicality. Plus those things piss people off, so anyone who sees you at the office with one thinks you suck and will tell other people you suck. ok dumbass, lets totally take your word for it
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Jun 28, 2017 13:43
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Fidget spinners are Pogs for children born after 9/11
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Viva Miriya posted:ok dumbass, lets totally take your word for it Is that really that contentious?
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PostNouveau posted:Is that really that contentious? It's a dumb fad but it's actually a positive thing because that stupid little thing is actually pretty soothing. It's a good alternative to say, whittling your nails to poo poo when you feel stressed. Otherwise it's like this dude said. potee posted:Fidget spinners are Pogs for children born after 9/11
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quote:Every summer in high school I would sneak off to the local roller skating rink. It was in a really lovely part of town and the rink itself had seen better days, for sure. It's long since closed down as of today. This seems to be a worse method than the last gloryhole goon's process like, you stick your dick in a hole and wait for hours? If I were designing the process, stomping your feet on the floor of the bathroom stall In A Certain Way to indicate you're down for some gloryholing seems like a much better plan Even if I were predisposed toward gloryhole usage I think I'd just be paranoid that whoever was on the other side of that wall would do something to my dick other than suck it quote:I was a lifeguard at our local pool when I was in college. I wouldn't watch Friday the 13th if I were you
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I would rather someone have a fidget spinner in a meeting than listen to some *click* gently caress stick click a pen while *click* i'm trying *click* to concentrate on *click* what the gently caress is going *click* on.
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Jun 28, 2017 15:45
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You think those spinners don't click?
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I thought they were just bearings spinning?
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TTerrible posted:I thought they were just bearings spinning? The main sound is this sort of low irritating whirring.
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Even if post offices these days usually use invisible ink for postmarks, there is no reason they couldn't at least have told our frat sexual assault guru the city it was sent from. Also yeah the media is asking me about life in a fraternity all these years after the fact and I'm sure they're going to portray you in a positive light, go ahead and tell them you raped a girl and don't bother asking them to omit your identity. When have you ever heard a story from the broadcast media about greek life that sends a positive message? I'm gonna laugh when the story is real and the reporter ends up being the girl he raped and now she has a vivid description of what happened on tape
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The gently caress is a fidget spinner? Some prescription toy for autists?
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Theophany posted:The gently caress is a fidget spinner? Some prescription toy for autists? I think it actually was. But it was appropriated
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quote:My wife and I are beginning to disagree on raising our child and I'm not sure how to handle this. I think the issue is how our own childhoods differed. I was bullied a lot in school, had issues getting good grades, and barely made it out of high school alive. While my wife was definitely part of the "cool kids" and had a much easier life. This sounded eerily similar to a couple I know until the last two sentences, which is where it flew too close to the sun quote:My ex-wife and I have been separated about 4 years now, officially divorced 3. In that time I've had a few relationships, a few flings, etc, but nothing too serious. She's been remarried and divorced again. I don't know about the rest of her personal life. We have 2 kids together and I have them for this summer. Her and I have been discussing child-support stuff for while I have the kids and while we were talking it came out that she is deeply in debt, and I offered to help her out - and let me cut it off right here, not financially, but with budgeting and cutting costs as I've made some radical life changes financially since the divorce in terms of spending and whatnot. I expected her to decline but she accepted. I can say from experience that getting tangled up in your relatives' financial affairs is a mistake, and that goes double when it's your exwife I dunno, you seem to be on the right track here: do not give her any money, and deal with your feelings poo poo the best you can  Can someone who has more experience with divorce proceedings answer this question for me: if he makes it known to The Courts that she is that debt-hosed, could he get more custody out of the deal or would they just make him pay more child support? I dunno how it works.
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Shouldnt have named your kid Whitey Friendzone if you didn't want that to happen.
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cda posted:Shouldnt have named your kid Whitey Friendzone if you didn't want that to happen. Does Whitey Friendzone sing the blues?
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Sheldon posted:either he'll be bullied beyond belief, or be beat up by some thugs looking to make an example out of whitey There's a hell of a difference between bullied and beat up. If he's honestly in danger of being beat up for being white, get the hell out of Martin Luther King High and into a better one. Enroll little Braiden in a self defense class; it will keep casual bullies at bay and boost his self-confidence as well. It's true what they say, bullies are cowards and will back down if you stand up for yourself. Ted Kramer posted:So we kept talking and she is so hosed in debt. If you're well off financially, hire a good lawyer and sue for full custody. If she's broke and stuck with a court-appointed lawyer, you'll win. This might seem cruel, but it's better than having your kids growing up not knowing whether there will be food on the table this week. (and going to Martin Luther King High).
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Send your kid to school. He'll never learn to deal with poo poo if you shelter him from it.GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Also yeah the media is asking me about life in a fraternity all these years after the fact and I'm sure they're going to portray you in a positive light, go ahead and tell them you raped a girl and don't bother asking them to omit your identity. When have you ever heard a story from the broadcast media about greek life that sends a positive message? Yeah, hopefully the NPR reporter is onto him, but it doesn't sound like it from what he told them. A reporter wouldn't level an allegation like that at someone without outright asking the perpetrator about it; it would be a big libel risk. The letters are likely either the missing frat brother or the victim herself, and it sounds like a "confess or I'll turn you in" situation. Fingers crossed the statute of limitations isn't up when they do.
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I feel like some casual racism has snuck into the last few posts. Guess suggestions that someone is getting beaten up for being whitey can do that tho.
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I don't know about the whole "bullies are really cowards" thing. A lot of times they're just hosed up kids that are better at fighting than you because they do it all the time. Standing up to a bully is a good way to gain confidence and make yourself a harder target n the future, but it will probably lead to a solid rear end kicking the first time. A better way to handle a bully is to surround yourself with good friends that will have your back, win or lose.
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RFC2324 posted:I feel like some casual racism has snuck into the last few posts. Sorry if my post seemed racist, I can see how someone might think that. Nevertheless, if Junior really is in a school where he might be beat up for being white, move him to a school where that is not the case. (of course, 99% likely the fesh is fake just like every other.)
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