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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mak0rz posted:

Alright I laughed at "homochromosomes"

jizz jugglers?

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pick posted:

Tanz der Vampire has been onstange somewhere since like 1997

I learned from this that Total Eclipse of the Heart is supposed to be a vampire love song, and frankly, its the only way I can get through that song now.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

You'll never get laid if you don't look as angular as a buff soldier from a mid 90's fps game

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
lol somebody post the edit where they made even that dude's jaw wider / neck thicker

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

A lot of good it did him

Barudak
May 7, 2007

To be fair that Jawline was so incredible his own Chad friends had to kill him.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Mak0rz posted:

Alright I laughed at "homochromosomes"

still bummed that the Homochromosomes broke up after Joey ODed on smack

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Pick posted:

Look man, this is going to blow your mind, but she's doing what, from her point of view, is probably the smart thing.

If she was with her first husband and not happy, and didn't see any way to make it a happy situation, then she's facing down being unhappy for the rest of her life.

Oh Pick I wish I could go into greater detail about this woman I really do, and trust me as total stranger on the internet she is not a nice or good person. If I could write out all the poo poo I've seen first hand you would condemn her. But given what happened with kiwifarms I really have to show restraint, I will just ad this. She has a child and I got some front row seat time to her destroying her child, with her selfishness.

Instead I will focus on her 2nd husband who lost to a pizza boy, and who she was cheating on at the time.

He had incel traits but he was funny and good looking. I would say that he was in love with his misery in the way that only white upper class suburban teenagers can be. He never loving grew out of it. His firist marriage was to a very heavy lady who got sick of his rear end and left him. He then went for the other big lady. (I honestly wonder if he liked fat women or if some part of it was him wanting someone insecure enough to not leave him)

What he offered her was this,

She didnt have to work,
she could have the new car she wanted,
the apartment she wanted,
trips the themepark she wanted,

He did the cleaning the cooking the laundry
He got his rear end up at 5 to go to work.

In return it was very clear what he wanted from his wife

1) be at home when comes hom
2) Listen to him go over and over about how much of an outcast he was in highschool, and how happy he was to find someone he could truly connect with. (she referred to this tortured pain as and I quote "Emo f*ggot poo poo")

Basically I saw a man do everything his wife wanted giver everything she asked for, and in return he wanted his emotional needs met, and she hated him for it, she even said regarding him that "he let me win too easy" So she left him for a string of physically abusiveness assholes.

These incels strike me as the next progression in such a mentality, they see that they are told X=Y with girls but it doesnt match reality, They get angry and lacking proper coping skills double down on the mentality that they cant ever score, the deck is just stacked against them and boom its their loving identity.

There was a blog I read many many years ago called "the chicks suck guy" it was hosted somewhere I found it back when yahoo was more a directory than a search engine listed in the comedy section. I wish I could find it again and see if there was any overlap with his blog whining about not getting laid and this fuckers on reddit.


Edit: found it https://www.amazon.com/My-Struggle-Chicks-Suck-Guy/dp/1401049648

I am gonna check this out and see if there is any overlap

Ups_rail fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jun 28, 2017

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Nobody cares.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Chad: friend or foe?



Who What Now posted:

Nobody cares.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I'm dumb and should be mocked for being dumb

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Who What Now posted:

Nobody cares.

Not even the silent majority?

I guess we'll never know cause they be silent.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Literally A Person posted:

Chad: friend or foe?



The guys having lots of sex... are generally good, likable people??? Gonna need to rerun the numbers.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


Sometimes you almost feel sympathy. Then the whole "this person is probably a rapist" thing kicks in and your like, Nah, this person is not cool or good.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Literally A Person posted:

Chad: friend or foe?



So much repressed homosexuality.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Ralph Crammed In posted:

So much repressed homosexuality.

Thank You! :hfive:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I love my dead gay Chad

chad gay, so what

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Literally A Person posted:

I'm dumb and should be mocked for being dumb

Don't sign your posts...?

???

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

fruit on the bottom posted:

Don't sign your posts...?

???

I pushed the wrong button. It was a shame I should live with for the rest of my life.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I bet Chad's strong arms and gentle heart would soothe their troubled souls, and they'd look into their eyes and get lost in an ocean of healing and not care about nasal tilts and cartholingual folds.

Too bad it's mandatory that men can only have relationships with horrible women and their diseased flapping vaginas :(

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
If I wasn't married I'd teach an incel how to love.

I am a man

Kalsco
Jul 26, 2012


Literally A Person posted:



Sometimes you almost feel sympathy. Then the whole "this person is probably a rapist" thing kicks in and your like, Nah, this person is not cool or good.

"Why won't high school kids gently caress meeeee???" :reddit:

It's loving amazing how these people wind up despising sex while desperately valuing everything about it.

Also how they are all stuck in high school, but y'know.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:



Sometimes you almost feel sympathy. Then the whole "this person is probably a rapist" thing kicks in and your like, Nah, this person is not cool or good.

triggered by a waif eating a ham burger

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pick posted:

triggered by a waif eating a ham burger

Just imagine how many more pages this rant would have been if it'd been Chad instead of the cute twink.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Ups_rail posted:

Oh Pick I wish I could go into greater detail about this woman I really do, and trust me as total stranger on the internet she is not a nice or good person. If I could write out all the poo poo I've seen first hand you would condemn her. But given what happened with kiwifarms I really have to show restraint, I will just ad this. She has a child and I got some front row seat time to her destroying her child, with her selfishness.

Instead I will focus on her 2nd husband who lost to a pizza boy, and who she was cheating on at the time.

He had incel traits but he was funny and good looking. I would say that he was in love with his misery in the way that only white upper class suburban teenagers can be. He never loving grew out of it. His firist marriage was to a very heavy lady who got sick of his rear end and left him. He then went for the other big lady. (I honestly wonder if he liked fat women or if some part of it was him wanting someone insecure enough to not leave him)

What he offered her was this,

She didnt have to work,
she could have the new car she wanted,
the apartment she wanted,
trips the themepark she wanted,

He did the cleaning the cooking the laundry
He got his rear end up at 5 to go to work.

In return it was very clear what he wanted from his wife

1) be at home when comes hom
2) Listen to him go over and over about how much of an outcast he was in highschool, and how happy he was to find someone he could truly connect with. (she referred to this tortured pain as and I quote "Emo f*ggot poo poo")

Basically I saw a man do everything his wife wanted giver everything she asked for, and in return he wanted his emotional needs met, and she hated him for it, she even said regarding him that "he let me win too easy" So she left him for a string of physically abusiveness assholes.

These incels strike me as the next progression in such a mentality, they see that they are told X=Y with girls but it doesnt match reality, They get angry and lacking proper coping skills double down on the mentality that they cant ever score, the deck is just stacked against them and boom its their loving identity.

There was a blog I read many many years ago called "the chicks suck guy" it was hosted somewhere I found it back when yahoo was more a directory than a search engine listed in the comedy section. I wish I could find it again and see if there was any overlap with his blog whining about not getting laid and this fuckers on reddit.


Edit: found it https://www.amazon.com/My-Struggle-Chicks-Suck-Guy/dp/1401049648

I am gonna check this out and see if there is any overlap

What the gently caress is this

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Captain Yossarian posted:

What the gently caress is this

poo poo taking up space in an otherwise good thread?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


...um, wow.

Rufio
Feb 6, 2003

I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!
I want to hear more about this bad lady. It is so very interesting

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
That's way too many loving words bro, and literally no one gives a gently caress.

Tbf, this is true ime. I'm jacked af (close to stage ready) with a decent face, and I get hit on by random dudes loving constantly, whereas I've only been openly hit on by strange women like twice this year. I catch women checking me out pretty regularly though, so iunno, maybe women just feel less comfortable initially showing interest? It's not important to me either way, since I'm in a relationship, but there's def truth to that meme.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Big eyes = doom

The bigger your eyes are, the more infantile and innocent you look. Females like guys who have eyebrows covering half their eye. When you have big eyes, you just constantly look curious and naive.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Who are these boners that can't find someone to gently caress

There are so many horny women out there

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

I really despise each and every femoid. They see themselves as superior to men due to having a oval office thats only good for loving. They are the main source for the origin of conflicts. They are the embodiment of Satan in flesh form(figuratively). They exist solely to cause lust and tempt men. No wait, they are worse than the Devil. The Devil tempts you and gives you a choice. With femoids there are no choice. You are judged by them the moment her eyes meet you and there is almost nothing you could do to salvage the sentence she bestows upon you. This causes endless depression and sorrow for me. It's a dark, hopeless world for the inferior lifeforms...... Words cannot express my hatred for them... If only they would just give me a chance, I would treat them better than I would treat myself, I would pamper my girl and be her shelter, I would love her with everything, if she stays loyal to me, but we all know what femoids are like. Alas, no one wants to stand in a crappy and filthy looking shelter. Most would rather stand in the rain or share a better looking shelter with other people. I hate you, I Hate You, I HATE YOU, I loving HATE YOUR GUTS YOU WORTHLESS DEGENERATES FEMOIDS I WISH YOU WOULD EXPERIENCE TRUE LONELINESS AND SUFFERINGS MULTITUDES OF WHAT I'VE GONE THROUGH, AND EVEN THAT WON'T SATISFY MY ANGER. THIS IS THE CURSE OF BEING AN INCEL.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
jesus poo poo have any of these dorks come across the notion of spending this much effort developing their empathy

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Ups_rail posted:

Oh Pick I wish I could go into greater detail about this woman I really do, and trust me as total stranger on the internet she is not a nice or good person. If I could write out all the poo poo I've seen first hand you would condemn her. But given what happened with kiwifarms I really have to show restraint, I will just ad this. She has a child and I got some front row seat time to her destroying her child, with her selfishness.

Instead I will focus on her 2nd husband who lost to a pizza boy, and who she was cheating on at the time.

He had incel traits but he was funny and good looking. I would say that he was in love with his misery in the way that only white upper class suburban teenagers can be. He never loving grew out of it. His firist marriage was to a very heavy lady who got sick of his rear end and left him. He then went for the other big lady. (I honestly wonder if he liked fat women or if some part of it was him wanting someone insecure enough to not leave him)

What he offered her was this,

She didnt have to work,
she could have the new car she wanted,
the apartment she wanted,
trips the themepark she wanted,

He did the cleaning the cooking the laundry
He got his rear end up at 5 to go to work.

In return it was very clear what he wanted from his wife

1) be at home when comes hom
2) Listen to him go over and over about how much of an outcast he was in highschool, and how happy he was to find someone he could truly connect with. (she referred to this tortured pain as and I quote "Emo f*ggot poo poo")

Basically I saw a man do everything his wife wanted giver everything she asked for, and in return he wanted his emotional needs met, and she hated him for it, she even said regarding him that "he let me win too easy" So she left him for a string of physically abusiveness assholes.

These incels strike me as the next progression in such a mentality, they see that they are told X=Y with girls but it doesnt match reality, They get angry and lacking proper coping skills double down on the mentality that they cant ever score, the deck is just stacked against them and boom its their loving identity.

There was a blog I read many many years ago called "the chicks suck guy" it was hosted somewhere I found it back when yahoo was more a directory than a search engine listed in the comedy section. I wish I could find it again and see if there was any overlap with his blog whining about not getting laid and this fuckers on reddit.


Edit: found it https://www.amazon.com/My-Struggle-Chicks-Suck-Guy/dp/1401049648

I am gonna check this out and see if there is any overlap

Which subreddit are you quoting from?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

lazorexplosion posted:

I hate you, I Hate You, I HATE YOU, I loving HATE YOUR GUTS YOU WORTHLESS DEGENERATES FEMOIDS I WISH YOU WOULD EXPERIENCE TRUE LONELINESS AND SUFFERINGS MULTITUDES OF WHAT I'VE GONE THROUGH, AND EVEN THAT WON'T SATISFY MY ANGER

hell, :same:

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Pick posted:

jesus poo poo have any of these dorks come across the notion of spending this much effort developing their empathy

ONLY I KNOW THE PAIN OF LONELINESS

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The person who walks in on this is gonna see something pretty cool, imo

3 MONITOR PORNOGRAPY!!!!!!

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