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Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Pick posted:

jesus poo poo have any of these dorks come across the notion of spending this much effort developing their empathy

Empathy is only for beta cucks. You wouldn't understand this though, you stupid femoid, because you're too busy loving three or four chads at once and your worthless FHO brain can't understand the true nature of The Pulse.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
The three monitor setup got me to wondering: have they made hentai for the Oculus Rift yet?

Actually don't answer that, I think I'd rather not know.

...

Ok, I do, but I know I'm gonna hate the answer.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
These dudes don't know how hard it is to be a Chad

Do they know how much work it is to tell my wife to leave me alone while I assemble my 1/64 scale model of Phi Kappa Alpha's gangbang room?? I don't have time to talk about your Pokemon cards, Sakumi! Leave me alone, you bitch!

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go


I, the person who requires hours long masturbation with my collection of premium onaholes and 4K FFFFM POV (???) on 3 monitors and $500 headphones to ejaculate, am doing sex right. It is the normies who are so turned on by their partners that they cannot avoid orgasm who have got it backwards.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

fruit on the bottom posted:

The three monitor setup got me to wondering: have they made hentai for the Oculus Rift yet?

Actually don't answer that, I think I'd rather not know.

...

Ok, I do, but I know I'm gonna hate the answer.

:nws:https://vrporn.com/tag/hentai/:nws:

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

fruit on the bottom posted:

The three monitor setup got me to wondering: have they made hentai for the Oculus Rift yet?

Actually don't answer that, I think I'd rather not know.

...

Ok, I do, but I know I'm gonna hate the answer.

http://www.techtimes.com/articles/15455/20140912/a-creepy-oculus-rift-boob-grabbing-game-exists.htm

quote:

“Upon squeezing the breasts–which are actually foam from a novelty mouse pad–the girl squeals with shock, covers her chest with her arms, and turns her eyes to the ground.”

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Enfys posted:

I, the person who requires hours long masturbation with my collection of premium onaholes and 4K FFFFM POV (???) on 3 monitors and $500 headphones to ejaculate, am doing sex right. It is the normies who are so turned on by their partners that they cannot avoid orgasm who have got it backwards.

That's a dude who probably thinks landing a plane on an aircraft carrier is easy, he does it on microsoft flight simulator all the time

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

I just want to point out that he apparently told her to try it well done and then pretended it was her idea and got offended by it.

How on earth is he still single?!?!? loving femoids.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Well, I did ask.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

I probably have a lonelier and more isolated life than these guys do (and I don't blame anyone else for it), and I still feel less pathetic than they are.

Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

ElGroucho posted:

That's a dude who probably thinks landing a plane on an aircraft carrier is easy, he does it on microsoft flight simulator all the time

I've done that in MSFS and it's hard as poo poo. Also, don't try become a space pilot because landing a spaceship in a space station in Elite Dangerous without assists is even harder-- nigh impossible.

Err... What's a femoid? Is that like a fembot? Do they have gun-nipples?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Quote-Unquote posted:

Empathy is only for beta cucks. You wouldn't understand this though, you stupid femoid, because you're too busy loving three or four chads at once and your worthless FHO brain can't understand the true nature of The Pulse.

I like how The Pulse is like oprah winfrey's The Secret but in reverse where you think about the things you want and then they go as far away from you as possible

Barudak
May 7, 2007

fruit on the bottom posted:

The three monitor setup got me to wondering: have they made hentai for the Oculus Rift yet?

Actually don't answer that, I think I'd rather not know.

...

Ok, I do, but I know I'm gonna hate the answer.

Like, literally the first thing developed for them. There are videos mocking 3d Anime dress up and Anime upskirt simulator betas from like 5-6 years ago now.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

Like, literally the first thing developed for them. There are videos mocking 3d Anime dress up and Anime upskirt simulator betas from like 5-6 years ago now.

as per ger s

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
do you know if there's a wheelchair mod for any of these simulators?

Asking for a friend.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Aferisan posted:

do you know if there's a wheelchair mod for any of these simulators?

Asking for a friend.

Let me make your question skeeve you out, of course. You name a physical disability and their is an option in a simulator to add it to your waifu if not a full blown game where every waifu has that issue. Dependent neediness is the most desrible trait in an anime waifu, so why not make her physically dependent on you too?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

Let me make your question skeeve you out, of course. You name a physical disability and their is an option in a simulator to add it to your waifu if not a full blown game where every waifu has that issue. Dependent neediness is the most desrible trait in an anime waifu, so why not make her physically dependent on you too?

There's an entire dating sim game about this that was super popular with goons recently though I don't know the name of it.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Barudak posted:

Let me make your question skeeve you out, of course. You name a physical disability and their is an option in a simulator to add it to your waifu if not a full blown game where every waifu has that issue. Dependent neediness is the most desrible trait in an anime waifu, so why not make her physically dependent on you too?

Well, even I'm a bit disgusted by this insight.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Katawa Shoujo, according to the googs.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

fruit on the bottom posted:

Katawa Shoujo, according to the googs.

Literally, "Cripple Girls"

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

There's an entire dating sim game about this that was super popular with goons recently though I don't know the name of it.

The one with like an armless girl, a blind one, a burn victim mute, etc?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Lol is that for real the translation?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Did anyone say homo-eroticism?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


Finally someone explains feminism in a way we can understand.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
I bet a lot of these guys would be way more comfortable with themselves if most of the world didn't pretend that bisexuality didn't exist.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Guy Mann posted:

I bet a lot of these guys would be way more comfortable with themselves if most of the world didn't pretend that bisexuality didn't exist.

The world knows it exists, they just conceptualize it as sluttiness.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
:nms:http://i.imgur.com/IeQIMgN.jpg:nms: <--- kinda rapey

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
dad chad so what

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


lazorexplosion posted:

. I hate you, I Hate You, I HATE YOU, I loving HATE YOUR GUTS YOU WORTHLESS DEGENERATES FEMOIDS I WISH YOU WOULD EXPERIENCE TRUE LONELINESS AND SUFFERINGS MULTITUDES OF WHAT I'VE GONE THROUGH, AND EVEN THAT WON'T SATISFY MY ANGER. THIS IS THE CURSE OF BEING AN INCEL.

I Have No Sex and I Must Scream by Incel Asimov

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

"Sluts blame everyone but themselves"

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Literally A Person posted:

The world knows it exists, they just conceptualize it as sluttiness.

There's also the Dan Savage "bisexuals are just gays that are lying to themselves" and the goon-favorite "actually just jailhouse gay because they can't get a woman"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


That last line. It's like, well yeah, anyone who ever witnessed your distinct lack of humanity is going to agree.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I just went to wendy's and 2 really hot women who were out at a bar or something and came in for some food.

I didn't approach them or anything cuz I looked like a slob who just left his cave for a fast food burger, but I was chuckling about how an incel might view the situation.

"loving whores won't even look at me, probably going to go out and gently caress a chad! Why don't you want to gently caress me, the slob who's eating at Wendy's???"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
mods please change my name to toyota truecel

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


lmao

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

oh god theres only four layers of clothing separating me from a boob im gonna nut!!!

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Quote-Unquote posted:

your worthless FHO brain can't understand the true nature of The Pulse.

Wait, so why did my ex girlfriend's vibrator have a Pulse setting?

This is very disturbing.

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Guy Mann posted:

I bet a lot of these guys would be way more comfortable with themselves if most of the world didn't pretend that bisexuality didn't exist.

I don't think many of these guys are gay at all, they're just self-loathing heterosexuals. As somebody else said earlier in the thread, I don't think they could hate women this much if they weren't genuinely attracted to them.

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