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JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
i just saw a tv ad during the giants game that was relevant to my interests! the ad was for MR PICKLE'S SANDWICH SHOP. i was not aware of this shop, and there is one near me! well, two towns over, but close enough. how the gently caress can you go wrong with something named MR PICKLE'S? i submit that you cannot.

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

JewKiller 3000 posted:

i just saw a tv ad during the giants game that was relevant to my interests! the ad was for MR PICKLE'S SANDWICH SHOP. i was not aware of this shop, and there is one near me! well, two towns over, but close enough. how the gently caress can you go wrong with something named MR PICKLE'S? i submit that you cannot.

nice try, mr. pickle

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

JewKiller 3000 posted:

i just saw a tv ad during the giants game that was relevant to my interests! the ad was for MR PICKLE'S SANDWICH SHOP. i was not aware of this shop, and there is one near me! well, two towns over, but close enough. how the gently caress can you go wrong with something named MR PICKLE'S? i submit that you cannot.

its actually good and a local chain (started in daly city i think). but it's really variable by location. i like the one in petaluma when im up visiting friends/family, but i've also been to some out in the east bay that are really bad. idk i guess its all dependent on how good the franchisee is

hifi
Jul 25, 2012



https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0711M1Z4B

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

kill me

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

quote:

The Future of Marketing
ByLaurie N.on June 13, 2017
Not being a DC or Marvel purist, I love Spiderman. Looking forward to this movie, and when I heard about this skill being published, I had to come and try it out. Some great features in here, like cast interviews, jokes, countdown to when the movie premiers...I think skills like this are going to become a lot more common as companies understand the reach of Alexa. The problem is, something like this will have a limited shelf life. The Skills Store is already very cluttered and it is almost impossible to discover skills a person may be interested in. I look forward to Amazon fixing this problem, and coming up with a way to "retire" skills when they are no longer relevant.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




this is poo poo but at least it's opt-in unlike when google home advertised beauty and the beast

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

https://twitter.com/CarnivalCruise/status/880048259846352896

is this advertising or patriotism?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i wonder if it affects the flavor. i tried laser-cutting a pizza once and it worked, but tasted like burnt hair

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

i wonder if it affects the flavor. i tried laser-cutting a pizza once and it worked, but tasted like burnt hair

then maybe idk don't use the word "worked" here

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

the cutting was successful, edibility is tangential

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
well that is just a poor definition of pizza

and i've eaten little caesars

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Sagebrush posted:

i wonder if it affects the flavor. i tried laser-cutting a pizza once and it worked, but tasted like burnt hair
congrats on giving yourself weird deathcancer

organics really should not be cut by laser and ingested

(im sure its actually fine but who knows)

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

ten teslas of force pizzero press

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Xaris posted:

congrats on giving yourself weird deathcancer

organics really should not be cut by laser and ingested

(im sure its actually fine but who knows)

taste the meat not the heat

(overcooked meat will give you the funny buttstuff [not funny] with colorectal cancer)

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
yeah now hypercook the food and see what happens lol

granted very small area % but still

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
i take my sausage like a space man

relativistically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB7j3sUWohE

bechdel level extremely broke

waddup dirty south

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Xaris posted:

congrats on giving yourself weird deathcancer

organics really should not be cut by laser and ingested

(im sure its actually fine but who knows)

eh i wouldn't say it's any worse than eating a grilled something or other with some charring on it. as long as it's not every meal you're fine



Xaris posted:

yeah now hypercook the food and see what happens lol

granted very small area % but still


once it's so burned that it's converted to elemental carbon it's not gonna get any more carcingenic

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Yes, that is the name of an Amazon Original Series. Very Lolworthy.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

     /

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie


advertising is patriotism

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

PUT A GUN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBJrNnMwUgM

INTO YOUR COMPUTER

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

specifically the PCI-E slot

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

A GUN

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

INTO YOUR COMPTUER

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i think i've found a justifiable use of the ignore feature for pagancow since it's comparable to ad-blocking otherwise

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
so can I use this for my GPU now https://ghostgunner.net

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

Jimmy Carter posted:

so can I use this for my GPU now https://ghostgunner.net

YOU WOULDNT 3D PRINT A MOVIE THEATRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

*playing battlefield 1*

CAPTAIN THEY HAVE BREACHED THE DEFENSE SYSTEM



SHOT THOSE FUCKERS OUT OF THE SKY

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

pagancow posted:

*playing battlefield 1*

CAPTAIN THEY HAVE BREACHED THE DEFENSE SYSTEM



SHOT THOSE FUCKERS OUT OF THE SKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Pg_K0oS2I

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



pagancow posted:

*playing battlefield 1*

CAPTAIN THEY HAVE BREACHED THE DEFENSE SYSTEM



SHOT THOSE FUCKERS OUT OF THE SKY

we have bogie sighted looks, like a four round sweep of HDDs, i repeat traditional media spotted heading inbound to the front of the case sans drive cage. SANS DRIVE CAGE. PREPARE RECEPTACLE FOR LOOSE STORAGE MEDIA

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

so much win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td_l8lXzEHk

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



big red cock phone released to eager public

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

ads are still a blight

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
I make my computer click the ads for me: https://adnauseam.io/

(don't use this on sites where you log in, or sites you actually like)

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Captain Foo posted:

ads are still a blight

i got my ad data from twitter today which shows which advertisers' "tailored audiences" you have been included in and it's dumb as hell. 90% are brands/corps that don't even exist where i live. these chucklefucks must just be defining their "tailored audience" as "wankers with a heartbeat"

then i found in the app u can just switch the whole thing off so that's cool

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

Stick Insect posted:

I make my computer click the ads for me: https://adnauseam.io/

(don't use this on sites where you log in, or sites you actually like)

dont worry ML AI will figure out when you really want something anyway

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Stick Insect posted:

I make my computer click the ads for me: https://adnauseam.io/

(don't use this on sites where you log in, or sites you actually like)

this reminds me of the guy who liked everything on facebook

i mightve read about it itt now that i think about it lol

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Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
This? https://github.com/sklise/i-like-what-i-see

automatically like all the racist poo poo my relatives post.

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