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just put an out of order sign on the water cooler and no one will touch it again, or make an attempt to get it fixed.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 09:09 |
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Alzabo posted:farmer: My poo poo broke, you fix it now. haier clearly has some kind of curse that causes the majority of chinese people to get angry at him within minutes of encountering him, both in real life and on the internet, going as far as to harass him on the street even when they don't have a huge numbers advantage. I found a description of the curse below:
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 09:18 |
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So they thought you would just give up on getting paid?
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 09:44 |
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BCR posted:The best way to describe working there was it was like people with goldfish memorys who were trolling their pet foreigner daily and they would get annoyed with pet foreigner who stopped being interesting as soon as he was getting them to do their actual jobs. This is workingineastasia.txt for the most part. Except goldfish have better memories.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 10:19 |
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Fauxtool posted:just put an out of order sign on the water cooler and no one will touch it again, or make an attempt to get it fixed. who make the "out of order" signs?
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 10:23 |
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The trouble with the sign approach is that no one reads signs and/or understand what they mean. This is related to the annoying habit of asking a million questions in shops and restaurants.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 11:05 |
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Darkest Auer posted:The trouble with the sign approach is that no one reads signs and/or understand what they mean. This is related to the annoying habit of asking a million questions in shops and restaurants. I would have given anything for subtitles during the million incomprehensible protracted arguments I witnessed between Chinese people trying to order food at restaurants and the servers. What could they possibly be arguing about?
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 11:22 |
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Grand Fromage posted:This is workingineastasia.txt for the most part. Except goldfish have better memories.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 11:35 |
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Ups_rail posted:I can not parse this Alzabo posted:farmer: My poo poo broke, you fix it now. BCR posted:* I try and drink about 4 to 5 litres of water everyday. Whatever the conversation was before, it would turn to commentating that I am drinking water, and that this was an amazing thing. The whipped cream parties were all dudes, right? Please say yes. LentThem posted:haier clearly has some kind of curse that causes the majority of chinese people to get angry at him within minutes of encountering him, both in real life and on the internet, going as far as to harass him on the street even when they don't have a huge numbers advantage. I found a description of the curse below: I used to play that game a lot on the Sega Channel. It was also the only game they had at the Sears electronics department videogame testing station, so on hot days I'd go play it for 20 minutes until some other kid would whine I was hogging the machine.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 11:41 |
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Fojar38 posted:https://www.shanghaiexpat.com/news/chinese-built-bridge-collapses-after-kenyan-president-inspects I don't think this got posted here, but another good read on Chinese follies in Kenya from a few weeks ago. Kenyans Fear Chinese-Backed Railway Is Another ‘Lunatic Express’ quote:President Uhuru Kenyatta’s government spent $4 billion on a 300-mile railway connecting the capital to the Indian Ocean port of Mombasa, the most expensive infrastructure project since Kenya’s independence 54 years ago and one-fifth of its national budget.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 12:16 |
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My Malaysia-born-and-raised Chinese friend gets it:
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 13:22 |
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I'm glad that lack of drinking water is not a cultural thing that filtered through to the Malaysian Chinese community. Mostly because if you tried that you'd probably die of heatstroke in five minutes outside.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 15:53 |
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Yeah I dated a Malaysian chinese girl for a while and her family drank water just fine. There were cultural differences but nothing as enraging as mentioned in this thread. The big one that led to the end of things was that her brother was mentally ill or just knew how to milk his family. He would be "possessed by a god" which means they had to wait on him hand and foot so the god would not be offended and leave him. He would often get possessed when it was time to leave their comfortable house and go see grandma in the village, or an exam was coming up, or anything he didn't like was about to happen. They knew he was possessed because he would "act strange" and have seizures and then become very grumpy and demanding. The slightest hint of suggesting that maybe he was just doing it to get out of poo poo, or had some sort of illness that needed to be looked at, would lead to enraged defensiveness and "It's chinese culture!!!!!" Is this a common thing? I've never heard of this sort of scam before. Baronjutter fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Jun 29, 2017 |
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I had a roommate who dated a Phillipines Chinese girl at one point. She seemed pretty normal to me, but apparently was hardcore into some fetish that to this day my roommate refuses to tell me what it was. All I know is that it isn't piss or cuckingBaronjutter posted:Yeah I dated a Malaysian chinese girl for a while and her family drank water just fine. There were cultural differences but nothing as enraging as mentioned in this thread. The big one that led to the end of things was that her brother was mentally ill or just knew how to milk his family. He would be "possessed by a god" which means they had to wait on him hand and foot so the god would not be offended and leave him. He would often get possessed when it was time to leave their comfortable house and go see grandma in the village, or an exam was coming up, or anything he didn't like was about to happen. They knew he was possessed because he would "act strange" and have seizures and then become very grumpy and demanding. It's called "Asian masculinity"
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 19:27 |
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:It's called "Asian masculinity" lol
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 19:57 |
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:It's called "Asian masculinity"
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 20:19 |
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:It's called "Asian masculinity"
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 20:22 |
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:It's called "Asian masculinity" Savage!
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 20:40 |
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I think I've figure out the whole "water is bad thing". What resource is gonna be scarce very soon in china? Water.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 20:54 |
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Boiled Water posted:I think I've figure out the whole "water is bad thing".
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 20:57 |
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Boiled Water posted:I think I've figure out the whole "water is bad thing". What resource is gonna be scarce very soon in china? Water. So you're saying the CPC has pre-emptively Immortan Joe'd the people?
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:19 |
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HK posters are real stylish
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:32 |
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Jeoh posted:HK posters are real stylish
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:09 |
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BCR posted:
I gotta ask, did the other workers know/realize that the money man was trying to stiff you, and have no issue? Did he do this to them?
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:11 |
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:I had a roommate who dated a Phillipines Chinese girl at one point. She seemed pretty normal to me, but apparently was hardcore into some fetish that to this day my roommate refuses to tell me what it was. All I know is that it isn't piss or cucking Weren't the two girls from swap.avi Filipinas?
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:49 |
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webmeister posted:Weren't the two girls from swap.avi Filipinas? Brazillians
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:04 |
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:It's called "Asian masculinity"
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 01:51 |
Slim Jim Pickens posted:It's called "Asian masculinity"
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 02:22 |
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Haier posted:Same for me. "Why you drink so much water? My God!" and when I ask them how much they like to drink per day it's always like "300ml every day, maybe less if I have a headache. Water makes me fat." LOL No, you're constantly dehydrated so you retain any water you drink because you're destroying your organs. They refuse to believe being chronically dehydrated has something to do with those chronic headaches they all get, or the chronic halitosis, or the chronic low energy, or a host of other problems and pains. But 4 to 5 litres sounds like some sort of medical condition you should have checked out, unless you're sweating that amount out all day by breaking rocks in a desert.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 02:48 |
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Let's nip water chat in the bud now. Drink if you're thirsty and only discuss it with your doctor. I just watched the woman at the university print centre laying in to some poor Chinese kid. "Have you printed on campus before? Have you used a printer at home? You're at university, printing shouldn't be a new concept to you" "I AM A NEW STUDENT!" To be fair to the poor kid, it's an 8 step procedure and the only poster explaining it is in English
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 02:56 |
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nickmeister posted:So they thought you would just give up on getting paid? Yep. From their perspective there was nothing to lose. Hold it back and see what you can get. Its like when you go to a corner store and go well all your crap was really expensive give us something for free and they give you a box of cigarettes or chewing gum. If they tell you to get hosed, you haven't lost anything, but sometimes they will give you something. Haier posted:Same for me. "Why you drink so much water? My God!" and when I ask them how much they like to drink per day it's always like "300ml every day, maybe less if I have a headache. Water makes me fat." LOL No, you're constantly dehydrated so you retain any water you drink because you're destroying your organs. They refuse to believe being chronically dehydrated has something to do with those chronic headaches they all get, or the chronic halitosis, or the chronic low energy, or a host of other problems and pains. I was getting the "I feel tired, and not thirsty, I just have one cup of water and one cup of coffee." Thankfully a couple starting drinking a few thermos's of water a day and started feeling better. Yep, whipped cream party was all university grads and 40 year old IT guys. For me it was so unimaginative. Once a month, ok, you can probably have a lot of fun because theres a gap from the last party. Twice a week? Not so much. "You raise me up..." Whipped cream beijing bikini action. Ups_rail posted:I gotta ask, did the other workers know/realize that the money man was trying to stiff you, and have no issue? Did he do this to them? With them, a lot would get their pay late by a couple of months. So January pay in April kind of thing. Some he would pull some multi level marketing poo poo, some love your company poo poo we have cash flow problems and will remember favourably next pay rise or promotion, some I need a loan can you help me, look I can't pay you now heres a free weekend in a shack by a resevoir for you and your family. Every different angle he would try.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 02:57 |
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I saw Kong: Skull Island last night. When I saw the names Wanda and Tencent show up, I knew it was going to be a compromised movie. She can't even speak English.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 08:09 |
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China's twice-over "Most Disappointing Actress" Jing Tian looks a bit weird imowebmeister posted:Weren't the two girls from swap.avi Filipinas? I really don't think it was poop, just because of how pedestrian of a digusting fetish that would be. He would have just laughed it off if it was poop but instead he just goes completely silent if I bring up the subject. Slim Jim Pickens fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Jun 30, 2017 |
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OMG This girl and her whining and her eyebrows. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxJ9TBMoAL4 No surprise she (can't) longboard. Longboarders are weirdos. EDIT: LOL, it's "empowering" to teach Chinese kids. HAHAHA
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 08:43 |
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Haier posted:OMG This popped up in my suggestions 2 days ago. A minute of my life that I'll never get back. What a load of uninteresting bland poo poo.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 08:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L65_R9frIGM 30 secs in
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 08:57 |
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quote:Canada hit 2 critical warning signs for a financial crisis Table with more data at the source: http://www.businessinsider.com/canada-financial-crisis-warning-signs-2017-6
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 08:58 |
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:China's twice-over "Most Disappointing Actress" Jing Tian looks a bit weird imo Wildeyed crazy gf totally pegged the dude, he bit the pillow and cried afterwards. Lol.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 08:58 |
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Haier posted:I saw Kong: Skull Island last night. When I saw the names Wanda and Tencent show up, I knew it was going to be a compromised movie. She's got that Asian plastic surgery grey alien face.
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Haier posted:OMG The vocal fry is killing me.
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