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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

oh jesus that wasn't just phillips loving up

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lady balls

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

I forget what the murder hobo lady's name is who's wrestling Asuka in that picture but fifteen year old dickeye has a crush on her

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

I forget what the murder hobo lady's name is who's wrestling Asuka in that picture but fifteen year old dickeye has a crush on her

Nikki Cross. She cute.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Aphrodite posted:

Sami, American Alpha, and whatever the other "main roster ruined them" go-tos everyone has are mostly still entertaining. They're booked badly, but they didn't suddenly become brain damaged sloppy botchers who can't wrestle as well as Stephen Amell, TV's Green Arrow.

(Not Enzo and Cass obviously since they always sucked, but the others.)

On the other hand, Dana Brooke debuted on RAW last year.

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

I forget what the murder hobo lady's name is who's wrestling Asuka in that picture but fifteen year old dickeye has a crush on her

Affirmative.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Raskolnikov38 posted:

oh jesus that wasn't just phillips loving up

Dunno I think it's a mystery.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
....so hey.

If Baron Corbin cashes in during the Punjabi Prison match.

Doesn't he automatically win because he's already outside?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

VJeff posted:

....so hey.

If Baron Corbin cashes in during the Punjabi Prison match.

Doesn't he automatically win because he's already outside?

aren't the refs inside the cage or can he hand the briefcase to the time keeper

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


VJeff posted:

....so hey.

If Baron Corbin cashes in during the Punjabi Prison match.

Doesn't he automatically win because he's already outside?

For a cash in to happen they both have to physically be in the same environment

See: Sandow kicking Cena's rear end at ringside for like 12 minutes but none of it counting because they had to both be in-ring

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Raskolnikov38 posted:

aren't the refs inside the cage or can he hand the briefcase to the time keeper

There'll be refs on the outside to see who lands first, though, right?

Chris James 2 posted:

For a cash in to happen they both have to physically be in the same environment

See: Sandow kicking Cena's rear end at ringside for like 12 minutes but none of it counting because they had to both be in-ring

Fair enough.

I mean we've only had one cash-in during a match, right? So I guess the rules for cashing in during stip matches aren't very well established one way or the other.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i just realized that the promos between roman and cena during the build to wrestlemania are going to be absolutely hilarious in their one-sidedness

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

they will make up or ignore whatever rules they need to to tell the story they're going to tell

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Roman Reigns will retire John Cena because Ric Flair will tell him to, to keep both their streaks alive (Flair's title reign streak and Reign's Retire People At Mania streak)

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Jun 10, 2013
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MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


Hyped!

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Wazzu posted:

I actually can get that there are HHH fans out there who love to see him wrestle once a year, and get his big entrance. But he shouldn't have the biggest entrance of Wrestlemania,

hold me back

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
HHH absolutely should have the biggest, most obnoxious entrance each year because in case you missed the point at Wrestlemania 30, the point was that HHH, the character is an insecure jackass who feels the need to make himself look like some kind of badass warrior king by giving himself the most ostentatious entrance possible. And then Daniel Bryan just walked out being Daniel Bryan and everybody loved him 10x more.

And at Wrestlemania 33, they essentially did the same thing with him coming down with a loving police escort, immediately followed by Seth symbolically burning all of his over the top poo poo down.

It's subtext, I tell you! SUBTEXT!

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

VJeff posted:

HHH absolutely should have the biggest, most obnoxious entrance each year because in case you missed the point at Wrestlemania 30, the point was that HHH, the character is an insecure jackass who feels the need to make himself look like some kind of badass warrior king by giving himself the most ostentatious entrance possible. And then Daniel Bryan just walked out being Daniel Bryan and everybody loved him 10x more.

And at Wrestlemania 33, they essentially did the same thing with him coming down with a loving police escort, immediately followed by Seth symbolically burning all of his over the top poo poo down.

It's subtext, I tell you! SUBTEXT!

:thunk:

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

triple h is the king of kings

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


hhh is cool and is much stronger than the brian kendrick and his weird smiling friend.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Mulaney Power Move posted:

triple h is the king of kings

True.


projecthalaxy posted:

hhh is cool and is much stronger than the brian kendrick and his weird smiling friend.

I dunno about THAT. The Brick Kendrick is, after all, a man with a plan.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i hope the main of event of wrestlemania 34 is triple h vs. the big dog roman reigns and triple h the underdog defeats him with his powerful pedigree. roman will then go on to lose to baron corbin, big cass, and eventually that japanese guy that says "ack" a lot. he'll defeat bayley, however.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
I stopped watching talking smack while Daniel was gone but it's very good again

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Mulaney Power Move posted:

...that japanese guy that says "ack" a lot.

poo poo, when did they sign Bill the Cat? Awesome get, imo

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
HHH is totally going to try to make his annual Mania match into the same big deal that the Undertaker match was, isn't he

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Feels Villeneuve posted:

HHH is totally going to try to make his annual Mania match into the same big deal that the Undertaker match was, isn't he

I hope he does. He is the Cerebral Assassin.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Feels Villeneuve posted:

HHH is totally going to try to make his annual Mania match into the same big deal that the Undertaker match was, isn't he

Look at the build they were trying to give to Rollins/HHH and you'll see they already have.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





If you're not using Wrestlemania as a chance to rise out of the stage on a skull throne, dressed as Conan the Barbarian, while Motorhead blares through a giant stadium, then what the gently caress are you doing being a wrestler?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

I wish I was as cool as The Game

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Some people call him the rear end kicker

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mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire
The asskicker nickname lasted probably a month or two on wwe tv, we bring it up every week on this board

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


mkay0 posted:

The asskicker nickname lasted probably a month or two on wwe tv, we bring it up every week on this board

Because even for HHH, WWE, wrestling in general, and TV in general, it's still one of the more baffling things I've seen

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Terra Ryzing

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

His brow is furrowed, his lips moving, and words are coming out

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
the game
the cerebral assassin
the rear end kicker
the king of kings
the guy who cries himself to sleep every night knowing he will never get his win back from the ultimate warrior

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


You know what happens when you cut the tail off a dog? It dies! - warrior poet Triple H, like 2009 i think?

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

projecthalaxy posted:

You know what happens when you cut the tail off a dog? It dies! - warrior poet Triple H, like 2009 i think?

Seriously the best promo in the history of wrestling when it comes to unintentionally funny.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Making his way to the ring, the massive cool barbarian who doesnt even have emotions or thoughts just instinct and the intellect of 32 top science boys combined, as well as the most crafty manipulative aptitude ever seen. both in kayfabe and real life, mr teenage New hampshire 1988,

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DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

VJeff posted:

HHH absolutely should have the biggest, most obnoxious entrance each year because in case you missed the point at Wrestlemania 30, the point was that HHH, the character is an insecure jackass who feels the need to make himself look like some kind of badass warrior king by giving himself the most ostentatious entrance possible. And then Daniel Bryan just walked out being Daniel Bryan and everybody loved him 10x more.

And at Wrestlemania 33, they essentially did the same thing with him coming down with a loving police escort, immediately followed by Seth symbolically burning all of his over the top poo poo down.

It's subtext, I tell you! SUBTEXT!

but seth didn't even light real fire, so he looked like some video game millennial shithead who wasn't cool enough to ride a motorcycle with a third wheel. it looked like a really mean step-dad coming out on his middle age crisis cruiser and then his step son made a youtube montage complaining about him

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