|
cool new Polack jokes posted:Please tell me the first two Austin Powers movies hold up I have all three on DVD and rewatched them a while ago The first is still good but Goldmember was just boring. The Spy Who Shagged Me is still funny
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 05:58
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 9, 2024 19:20 |
|
|
I watched Heavyweights again when it came on Netflix and I still thought a lot of the humor held up well and Ben Stiller was amazing. I feel skinny, Tony!
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 06:01
|
|
|
Keith Atherton posted:I have all three on DVD and rewatched them a while ago I just saw "Goldfinger" a bit ago, and it was pretty elucidating.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 06:02
|
|
|
Mr. Bones posted:
 quote:Reviews were almost universally negative, mostly distaste at the blending of grimy gross-out gags and up-beat musical humor. Roger Ebert's review was certainly scathing, stating "Joe's Apartment would be a very bad comedy even without the roaches, but it would not be a disgusting one. No, wait: I take that back. Even without the roaches, we would still have the subplot involving the pink disinfectant urinal cakes."[4] Still better than my little brother watching Phantom Menace on VHS over and over again
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 06:11
|
|
|
Stay Tuned with John Ritter and the principal from Ferris Bueler. Movie owns.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 06:28
|
|
|
Jastiger posted:Stay Tuned with John Ritter and the principal from Ferris Bueler. Movie owns. Yes, it does, but that wasn't the question. It's still not bad.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 06:29
|
|
|
Jastiger posted:Stay Tuned with John Ritter and the principal from Ferris Bueler. Movie owns. Eye warship satin.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 06:30
|
|
|
I never watched a bad movie as a kid.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 06:40
|
|
|
The Dark Crystal. Loved it as a kid, had a picture book of it and everything including the VHS which was watched many a time. Even had a cat named Fizzgig back then. Saw it for the first time in about 30 years last year and found it to be long, boring, and dreadful.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 07:18
|
|
|
You Are A Elf posted:The Dark Crystal. My dad and I loved that movie. I had a guinea pig I named Fizzgig.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 07:33
|
|
|
For me it was Druids. I loved the setting of ancient Gaul and there were tits in it. Then as an adult I got an urge to check it out and it turns out it's universally lambasted as a terrible film. Well, I still cherish the memory of watching Druids.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 07:41
|
|
|
Hudson Hawk was my favorite movie when I was like 10.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 07:54
|
|
|
client posted:the tales from crypt movie with dennis miller but tbf it had a lot of boobs in it This unearthed a hidden memory of watching Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight approximately a hundred times when he first came out on VHS. I don't really remember much about it aside from the fact that Billy Zane is in it. If this content guide is anything to go by it sounds like it's probably still awesome: Sex & Nudity 6/10 We see a topless woman in the tub. We hear grunting and moaning as a couple has sex upstairs. A cop finds a couple having sex with the woman on top (no nudity seen). There is a scene with a group of female strippers - all topless and bare breasted. A woman is seen in a shirt and a pair of panties. Violence & Gore 9/10 A man is seen in a tub of acid and most of his skin is burned off. A car crashes into another car and there is a huge explosion. A man holds a knife to a woman's throat. A demon's head is sliced off with a machete. Since the body is still alive, a boy picks up the head and sticks the eyes into some antlers. A man punches a cop through the mouth and his fist goes entirely through his head. His hand gets caught and he pulls the cop's head off. A man cuts his hand and some green blood comes out that falls on the ground and turns into demons. The demons are shot and stabbed. We see green blood comes out of their bodies. A bloody demon grabs a man's face. She rips a woman's arm off. The demon is shot in the back of the head and her eyeballs crawl away. A man runs down a flight of stairs but before he manages to escape, the collector shouts to him that he lied and the man is torn apart by demons. Blood is seen spurting from the wounds as he screams. Blood drips down from behind a sheet. Behind it, we see a man's chest being torn apart by demons. A woman straps some grenades to her and blows herself and a cop up to stop some demons. A boy turns into a demon and claws a man's chest. He blows up when he is kicked out a window. A woman spits blood onto a demon which melts away his face and causes his body to burst into flames (he turns into a giant winged demon before he blows up). A supposedly dead man emerges from an acid bath and makes his way up the stairs to murder a woman while she is in the bath, this is a particularly gruesome scene, particularly one part where his fingers detach from his hand and stick to the banister. This may give young children nightmares. Profanity 6/10 'gently caress' said several times, other profanities include 'poo poo, goddamn, drat, bitch, pussy (pun on cat), rear end in a top hat'. A woman mentions giving a man the finger. Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking 5/10 A woman drinks some vodka. A man drinks some alcohol several times including in a bar. Frightening/Intense Scenes 7/10 Several scenes where something jumps out to scare someone (demons, a cat). The protagonists find a rather large collection of guns in the home of a recently fired postal worker, possibly meaning that he was planning to attack the post office.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 08:27
|
|
|
You Are A Elf posted:The Dark Crystal. That movie is so depressing, I'm glad I didn't watch it as a kid. But for me it was Tron. I loved it, still do, but apparently everyone thinks it's poo poo? Come on guys, look at the Moebius design, how can you hate it? Who cares about story, have you never read Heavy Metal?
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 08:53
|
|
|
I.C. posted:Yes, it does, but that wasn't the question. It's still not bad. I disagree, I honestly think that somebody who'd never heard of Stay Tuned watched it now they wouldn't appreciate it. But I loving loved that movie as a kid.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 13:28
|
|
|
Me and my friends used to watch The One with Jet Li alot. I'm pretty sure that's a pretty bad film. Might still be somewhat enjoyable though.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 13:41
|
|
|
Class Warcraft posted:Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight Film still owns. Real solid horror/comedy/action siege movie and yeah, Billy Zane is fantastic in it. Plus it has the best line committed to celluloid. Demon Knight - A Good Film posted:You know this "Hell on Earth" business? Big loving deal - I've got hemmorhoids.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 14:28
|
|
|
sweetmercifulcrap posted:Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace I remember liking it a lot when I saw it as a kid, now I can only really enjoy duel of the fates. Darth Maul was seriously wasted as a character, and imo is more threatening than any other SW villain. You Are A Elf posted:The Dark Crystal. I know a lot of people who still love this loving movie to death, as well as labyrinth, but they keep bringing it up in the same way people today do JoJo references.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 15:02
|
|
|
The Dark Crystal is really loving boring and I didn't realize this until like 4 days ago
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 15:39
|
|
|
TheMostFrench posted:I remember liking it a lot when I saw it as a kid, now I can only really enjoy duel of the fates. Darth Maul was seriously wasted as a character, and imo is more threatening than any other SW villain. I remember there being huge hype around Aurra Sing the bounty hunter almost more so than darth maul and then they pretty much entirely cut her out of the movie. Kind of like the big chick from the new star wars from game of thrones was supposed to be a badass but she just gets her rear end kicked the whole time
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 15:44
|
|
|
Dr. Giggles used to scare the poo poo out of me as a kid. I always thought the kills in it were gory, but rewatching it recently they, and everything else in the movie, are just goofy as hell.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 16:28
|
|
|
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. It is so terrible. Kevin Costner is horrible, and it's a huge indictment of the state of 90's cinema that he was the top leading man for a while. Alan Rickman is just a fantastic guy though, guy just steals every scene. Someone on AV Club wrote an article about rewatching it as an adult. Hadn't even remembered the rape scene, eww. How did my incredibly prudish parents let me watch this?! http://www.avclub.com/article/23-years-after-its-release-robin-hood-prince-thiev-209716
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 16:43
|
|
|
canyoneer posted:Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. It is so terrible. Kevin Costner is horrible, and it's a huge indictment of the state of 90's cinema that he was the top leading man for a while. man how can you not like the first FPS arrow camera flight.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 16:48
|
|
|
Fast Times at Ridgemont High Yes, it still is Shawn Penn's best role and has a few absolutely classic moments but overall it did not age well. E: OK it's not bad like some of the absolute garbage in the thread, but it's not the amazing film it felt like when it came out.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 16:49
|
|
|
Jastiger posted:Stay Tuned with John Ritter and the principal from Ferris Bueler. Movie owns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49aLQJ05tJI
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 17:15
|
|
|
cool new Polack jokes posted:Please tell me the first two Austin Powers movies hold up There are still some good jokes in the first two movies but both also have several jokes that greatly overstay their welcome.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 18:21
|
|
|
Anyone remember Condorman? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo5LZmx9Vrg 6 year old me thought this was incredible.
|
|
#
?
Jun 29, 2017 22:14
|
|
|
Deep Throat
|
|
#
?
Jun 30, 2017 18:47
|
|
|
GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Deep Throat Don't sign your newspaper leaks
|
|
#
?
Jun 30, 2017 21:19
|
|
|
Was just thinking about this today. When I was a kid I watched Small Soldiers on cassette at least 3 times and enjoyed it a lot! Haven't seen it since then, but I bet in retrospect it's terrible.
|
|
#
?
Jun 30, 2017 21:31
|
|
|
Just saw Master of Disguise for the first time. That was a big mistake
|
|
#
?
Jun 30, 2017 21:32
|
|
|
I bet Son of the Mask still holds up... ...THE TOILET!!!!!
|
|
#
?
Jun 30, 2017 21:36
|
|
|
You guys remember Martin Short in Clifford? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clifford_(film)
|
|
#
?
Jun 30, 2017 21:47
|
|
|
Sten Freak posted:Fast Times at Ridgemont High 
|
|
#
?
Jul 1, 2017 02:26
|
|
|
Titan A.E. would be a totally rad movie but for one reason: the soundtrack is atrociously, abominably, obnoxiously terrible holy gently caress is it bad. A mix of totally out of place utterly forgettable techno drums/n bass crap that would suck apart from a movie
|
|
#
?
Jul 1, 2017 11:35
|
|
|
The original pirates of the Caribbean is still pretty good. I just saw the newest one, it's garbage. All of them except the first suck, but I can still go re-watch it like once a year an enjoy it. I went through a phase the summer after 7th grade where a friend came over every single day for like a month and we would watch the whole thing.
|
|
#
?
Jul 1, 2017 12:18
|
|
|
Zippy the Bummer posted:Titan A.E. would be a totally rad movie but for one reason:
|
|
#
?
Jul 1, 2017 13:32
|
|
|
The Lost World: Jurassic Park As a kid I found it more strange but watching it again the other day it's a cynical, ugly-looking slog of a movie that has no love for either the characters or the dinosaurs.
|
|
#
?
Jul 1, 2017 14:19
|
|
|
Not An Irish Monk posted:The Lost World: Jurassic Park Lost World was the last good Park movie, because it was the last one that was based on a Crichton book, and he also helped with the screenplay. that's why they all sucked after that. The Lost World (novel) is also really good and a fun read. edit both the Conan Doyle one and the Crichton one Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Jul 1, 2017 |
|
#
?
Jul 1, 2017 14:29
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 9, 2024 19:20 |
|
|
Anybody who said Dogma or Starship Troopers is wrong.
|
|
#
?
Jul 1, 2017 17:27
|
|
