Mirificus posted:

https://www.reddit.com/user/obey-the-fist

Beet Wagon posted:

Hahahaha oh no obey and I just became friends! What the hell happened?!

Incitatus posted:

youll never sustain a sicker burn than the insane + brutal carpet-borne friction from backpedalling after the worm turned on your fucker moron space game altriusm. your legs flailed in ever gayer circles fred flintstone style as you raced from your belt cabinet to the computer room to let people know that your self appointed ambassadorial duties plus the time and money you spent trying to justify purchasing more professional jpegs of ersatz retard spaceships were all part of your incredible joke. you cannot save face or be even remotely not gay.

Beet Wagon posted:

Hahahaha oh no obey and I just became friends! What the hell happened?!

ManofManyAliases posted:

Top. Always.

Mr.Tophat posted:

This post has had me laughing for a good time now

God drat

'legs flailed in ever gayer circles fred flintstone nstyle' loving lol well played incitatus

Mirificus posted:

Mirificus posted:

https://www.reddit.com/user/obey-the-fist

Incitatus posted:

Sadly I cannot take credit for this. Was originally Triticumguzzler in the Doobie thread, but it's pretty apt in regards to Star Citizen.

Mirificus posted:

https://www.reddit.com/user/obey-the-fist

Mirificus posted:

https://www.reddit.com/user/obey-the-fist

Space Crabs posted:

Every time something like this comes up ManofManyAliases comes to the thread to argue the most petty semantics and Derek bites devolving into a 50,000 post treatise on what specific words mean in each others posts.

MoMA can argue with every single letter of the loan documents with Derek until the sun is extinguished and the universe reaches maximum entropy in ten trillion years and two computers with their consciousness uploaded blink at eachother a final time in a futile effort to win the argument as the last act of life in the universe.

Mirificus posted:

https://www.reddit.com/user/obey-the-fist

D_Smart posted:

That's two accounts we've killed this month.

Mr.Tophat posted:

Sincerely asking here, someone explain why the redditor getting banned is funny?

peter gabriel posted:

I hope and pray you can report his new account to Beet for ban evasion lol

Virtual Captain posted:

"Here's my first impression of Star Citizen" and the triple every second after that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHQ3L_WjR9c&t=1256s

D_Smart posted:

That's two accounts we've killed this month.

Mr.Tophat posted:

Sincerely asking here, someone explain why the redditor getting banned is funny? I don't read 99% of the reddit screenshots, nor do I have any inclination to understand that place, but I feel a great disturbance in the force like that jedi did, you know, like Obi-two Cannoli did in that Star Fite movie

D_Smart posted:

Because Reddit is predominantly a toxic cesspool of malcontent for broken-brained rear end-clowns. So getting kicked out is like Donald Trump getting kicked out of the KKK.

peter gabriel posted:

He's just been the most vocal and most stupid of all the redditors, by quite some margin, for months and it is just funny watching him get suspended.

Mirificus posted:

https://www.reddit.com/user/obey-the-fist

thatguy posted:

Hopefully Beet was friendly enough to obey for him to come here and start posting because MoMA has been exceptionally boring and unfunny recently.

Beet Wagon posted:

Well, we know he got an account here to archive thread posts, but I don't think he likes me that much lol.

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**BREAKING*** two sources have now confirmed that 3.0 is such a technological nightmare, and performance hog, that nobody knows how they are going to end up releasing it within the current time frame; let alone for GamesCom.

Croberts working on his new justification speech (aka newsletter), in which he may have no choice but to admit that the switch to LY hasn't been as straightforward (gee, who knew!?) as they made it out to be - seven months ago.

It's amazing to me that since July 2015, I've been right about so many things, that those guys don't even bother recapping them anymore. This despite the fact that I document them religiously in my blogs and forum posts - for a reason.

All that aside, the primary claim that "they can't build the game as pitched" and which everyone was saying that I was wrong about, remains true.

Ignoring the $150m (they were at $85, and have since passed this) + proper engine (they switched to the more advanced LY) that I said they would need to pull it off.

Recently (well, before GamesCom 2016), I said that they simply didn't have the tech to do procedurally generated planets, that the pitched 3.0 was bullshit dipped in Ether. Less than 6 months later, 3.0 has been significantly scaled back. And has moons - in a level - instead of procedural planets (shown in an elaborate R&D video showcase posing as in-game).

I have no doubt that they will probably release something called 3.0, then continue to update it. They did the same thing with 2.0. Right up to 2.6.x

ps: There is another JPEG sale tomorrow June 23rd. So they're probably going to lie in tomorrow's 3.0 schedule update, then update it again the following week with the proper data.