Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?

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Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Snazzy Frocks posted:

that dude has a bad case of the klingon eyebrows

KA PLA

IT IS A GOOD DAY TO REFUND

# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:57

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# ? May 31, 2024 21:21

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

TheAgent posted:

13.3gb of texture memory at peak running through a barren planet on a barely there spacebike

lol

You expect them to re-use the same grey dust texture more than once? These are hand crafted planets, I tell you.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:01

TheAgent: Feb 16, 2002; The call is coming from inside Dr. House; Grimey Drawer

the space contrails make SC look straight out of an arcade shooter

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:01

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

lmao

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:02

Space Crabs: Mar 10, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

TheAgent posted:

13.3gb of texture memory at peak running through a barren planet on a barely there spacebike

lol

i think the more damning thing is that they are still trying to make the impossible, which means management has failed and continues to fail at all levels. Just like how 2+ years were wasted on his movie career shooting Squadron 42 and at no point in shelling out tens of millions of dollars did he stop and reconsider his actions or the project. Now he wants to fulfill some of his promises because he needs to make money and it turns out the poo poo he promised is really stupid when you actually try to make it.

Crobblers is going to ride his airplane playset furniture straight into the dirt because he seems to just stare at the controls confused demanding to keep flying despite the warning lights and radio blaring.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:03

TheAgent: Feb 16, 2002; The call is coming from inside Dr. House; Grimey Drawer

i mean just look at this poo poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p696daOap78&t=1220s

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:04

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

2 bug reports in last 24 hours.

While according to their funding tracker, today they are pulling in over $3k an hour.

1 of the two bug reports is a guy that put a video together telling them exactly why they have a specific bug that's been going on for months.

SHIELD BUG - EXPLAINED

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:04

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Are the mission givers in 3.0 going to give you a better mission if you got a pair of sweet space pants or is that coming later?

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:05

nawledgelambo: Nov 8, 2016; Immersion chariot

pretty excited about the umpteen million particles BLASTING me in the face so I cannot see a loving thing I am doing anywhere while I simultaneously burst into a fit of epilepsy as my house burns down around me from my GPU catching fire

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:06

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

nawledgelambo posted:

pretty excited about the umpteen million particles BLASTING me in the face so I cannot see a loving thing I am doing anywhere while I simultaneously burst into a fit of epilepsy as my house burns down around me from my GPU catching fire

You already can't see out of the ships. Checkmate goonie

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:09

Maw: Feb 18, 2013; Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.

AP posted:

2 bug reports in last 24 hours.

While according to their funding tracker, today they are pulling in over $3k an hour.

1 of the two bug reports is a guy that put a video together telling them exactly why they have a specific bug that's been going on for months.

SHIELD BUG - EXPLAINED

Their bug tracking site looks like absolute loving garbage on a phone, like basically unusable.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:09

Space Crabs: Mar 10, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

nawledgelambo posted:

pretty excited about the umpteen million particles BLASTING me in the face so I cannot see a loving thing I am doing anywhere while I simultaneously burst into a fit of epilepsy as my house burns down around me from my GPU catching fire

i am excited for the VR integration which will allow me to choke on my own vomit when my head enters hyperspace and my limbs are stretched over 100 sextillion kilometers

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:12

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

This is all you get:

I'm not just going to give you, of all people, my account name boo boo. Given your history of harassment and doxxing, I'm not going to risk anything by posting an account name, which I prefer to keep private. Some employers have prying eyes.

But, take a look at the ss time at the top, k?

You sold any of these moma? What about the Idris and Javelin you bought?

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:14

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Lol @ snowflakes bitching about 13 fps. It's perfectly fine. High fps in a rich environment would undermine the gravity of travelling on a foreign planet.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:19

The Titanic: Sep 15, 2016; Unsinkable

XK posted:

Christianpost again? I know that's where I go to get all my Star Citizen news.

Let me know when Pixelemonade weighs in.

I too only trust my old friends at pixelemonade. They have their finger on the pulse of gaming news stories.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:21

The Titanic: Sep 15, 2016; Unsinkable

Hav posted:

It's a very minor detail when placed against the rest of it. It's like lying under oath; you'll be given every opportunity to correct the record based on misremembering or mispeaking.

poo poo, if blogs were easily admissible....

Twice the taxxe for earlier evasion;

Edit:

health insurance is single payer and the buildings are flammable.

Cat holding a calculator looks suspiciously like CIG artwork. I hope you got their permission before posting that to your clearly monetized post.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:23

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

http://i.imgur.com/DH80Ace.gifv

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:24

The Titanic: Sep 15, 2016; Unsinkable

XK posted:

Their tax credit literally requires UK culture in the product.

Where is it?

Somebody literally show me any UK influence.

lol that a deep space game 1,000 years in the future would have UK elements, of 20%, or whatever the requirement is.

Does Earth even exist in any of their lore? I don't recall that it does.

What you don't see is the footage and information CIG gave to the British government. Kind of like how those German news magazines get footage nobody else gets.

I bet Chris Roberts showed off an entire planet based on British culture to them. It's called New Britain IV in the Lord British cluster. The city has everything from a replica of Big Ben to Abbey Road where the British Beatles walked to, why if you name it its guaranteed to be in the game because Chris Roberts promised it and showed jpegs of proof!

It really is amazing how far a guy can get with jpegs and lies.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:28

TheAgent: Feb 16, 2002; The call is coming from inside Dr. House; Grimey Drawer

sandi ditching her wedding ring again lol

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:29

TheAgent: Feb 16, 2002; The call is coming from inside Dr. House; Grimey Drawer

fuctifino posted:

http://i.imgur.com/DH80Ace.gifv

sandi shook af reliving the tickle days right there

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:29

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

peter gabriel posted:

13 fps, man this has turned into a funny day

13 fps is the limit at which the human eye naturally sees. You idiot. You absolute buffoon.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:30

Variable 5: Apr 17, 2007; We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.; Grimey Drawer

TheAgent posted:

sandi ditching her wedding ring again lol

Check the Coutt's list of collateral

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:30

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Variable 5 posted:

Check the Coutt's list of collateral

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:32

Jymmybob: Jun 26, 2000; Grimey Drawer

Virtual Captain posted:

"Here's my first impression of Star Citizen" and the triple every second after that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHQ3L_WjR9c&t=1256s

I didn't realize they stopped the ring rotation but I guess it's for the better

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:32

Strangler 42: Jan 8, 2007; SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

The Titanic posted:

What you don't see is the footage and information CIG gave to the British government. Kind of like how those German news magazines get footage nobody else gets.

I bet Chris Roberts showed off an entire planet based on British culture to them. It's called New Britain IV in the Lord British cluster. The city has everything from a replica of Big Ben to Abbey Road where the British Beatles walked to, why if you name it its guaranteed to be in the game because Chris Roberts promised it and showed jpegs of proof!

It really is amazing how far a guy can get with jpegs and lies.

I know the secret code that turns your player into Austin Powers. I got it from my uncle who works for ~~nintendo~~ CIG

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:33

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

fuctifino posted:

http://i.imgur.com/DH80Ace.gifv

Some choose to use the ancient art of tai chi for evil

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:35

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

The Last Dreambender

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:39

The Titanic: Sep 15, 2016; Unsinkable

The best part of CIGs collapse will be when MoMA admits that he never actually bought anything from cig, always thought it was a joke and never played it outside of half watching a video every six months for about 16 seconds before getting bored, and admits that he's just here to gently caress with Derek.