Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Immanentized posted:

Sarah Huckabee Sanders in not what you would call photogenic.
She is the female version of Mike Huckabee's Large Sons.


:lol:
Any excuse to repost this,

https://twitter.com/Seanbabydotcom/status/862305066740350978

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

joat mon posted:

December, 1961. John McClain becomes concerned that Spaniards are squandering electricity.

October 26, 1967. John McCain becomes concerned about turbulence.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is perpetually pissed that the Golden Corral chocolate fountain is out of order.

I don't care if that's insulting, gently caress her a lot.

Dwanyelle
Jan 13, 2008

ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE CIVILIANS THEY'RE ALL VALID TARGETS
I'm a huge dickbag ignore me

tastefully arranged labia posted:

im sure your loose interpretation is shim's top priority

::shrugs:: I really can't care that much. If that's the most transphobic thing I see today, it'll be a good day. Plus, it's, yknow, gip.

But the original poster seemed confused why folks might not like it?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Thalantos posted:

::shrugs:: I really can't care that much. If that's the most transphobic thing I see today, it'll be a good day. Plus, it's, yknow, gip.

But the original poster seemed confused why folks might not like it?

http://tindeck.com/listen/rcwo

Dwanyelle
Jan 13, 2008

ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE CIVILIANS THEY'RE ALL VALID TARGETS
I'm a huge dickbag ignore me

Good post, 5 out of 5 stars

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Looks like another attempt by a motherfucker to drive into a crowd of people outside of a mosque in Paris. Attack foiled by barriers around the mosque, so nobody was injured and the guy was arrested.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/29/france-mosque-attack-paris-creteil-car-crowd?CMP=twt_a-world_b-gdnworld

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

facialimpediment posted:

Looks like another attempt by a motherfucker to drive into a crowd of people outside of a mosque in Paris. Attack foiled by barriers around the mosque, so nobody was injured and the guy was arrested.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/29/france-mosque-attack-paris-creteil-car-crowd?CMP=twt_a-world_b-gdnworld

I wonder if anyone like this guy can ever see the correlation between violence against a certain group of people and that certain group wanting revenge for it.

Brb dropping a bunch of bombs in the middle east and not thinking anything of it.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

TBeats posted:

October 26, 1967. John McCain becomes concerned about turbulence.

August 2, 1964. John McCain becomes slightly alarmed about a naval action off the coast of Vietnam.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
July 29, 1967 John McCain is deeply concerned about shipboard fires.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
October 26, 1967 - March 14, 1973 John McCain is deeply concerned about how far the human arm can rotate

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


June 8th 2017, John McCain is deeply troubles that he seems to have woken up to find Comey and a whole lot of other people in what may or may not be his bedroom. Better play this cool...

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

TBeats posted:

I wonder if anyone like this guy can ever see the correlation between violence against a certain group of people and that certain group wanting revenge for it.

Brb dropping a bunch of bombs in the middle east and not thinking anything of it.

Never EVER allow the prospect of repercussions govern the decision to use violence. It's not the Freedom way.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

TBeats posted:

I wonder if anyone like this guy can ever see the correlation between violence against a certain group of people and that certain group wanting revenge for it.

Brb dropping a bunch of bombs in the middle east and not thinking anything of it.

Just because you call your toilet "the middle east"...

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Anyone post about this cute little deal?

https://twitter.com/AP/status/880513588384997379



Because thats going to go over well with China.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Tip: if your joke is good, you get a long leash for pushing the limits on misogyny and x/z/y-phobic stuff. It's a nice way of clarifying that your agenda is to be funny, not to be a hateful rear end just because a stranger doesn't make your dick hard.

When in doubt, stick to jokes about war crimes and nuclear war.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
i have to check the tranny on my convertible

ill see myself out

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
How many Coles are in war movies, anyways?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AriBerman/status/880453584520974336

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Genocide Tendency posted:

Anyone post about this cute little deal?

https://twitter.com/AP/status/880513588384997379



Because thats going to go over well with China.

:stare:

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That's not really that much. Plus we've done arms sales during the last few administrations anyway, right?

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

10 000 YEARS OF GOP DARKNESS

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
UH OH

https://www.wsj.com/articles/gop-operative-sought-clinton-emails-from-hackers-implied-a-connection-to-flynn-1498770851

WSJ: Republican operative sought Clinton emails from Russian hackers and implied he was working with Mike Flynn

Sorry Shim https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/880537074394251264

quote:

WASHINGTON—Before the 2016 presidential election, a longtime Republican opposition researcher mounted an independent campaign to obtain emails he believed were stolen from Hillary Clinton’s private server, likely by Russian hackers.

In conversations with members of his circle and with others he tried to recruit to help him, the GOP operative, Peter W. Smith, implied he was working with retired Lt. Gen. Mike Flynn, at the time

Rest is paywalled and I'm not giving WSJ money.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Jun 29, 2017

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

facialimpediment posted:

UH OH

https://www.wsj.com/articles/gop-operative-sought-clinton-emails-from-hackers-implied-a-connection-to-flynn-1498770851

WSJ: Republican operative sought Clinton emails from Russian hackers and implied he was working with Mike Flynn

Sorry Shim https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/880537074394251264


Rest is paywalled and I'm not giving WSJ money.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

facialimpediment posted:

UH OH

https://www.wsj.com/articles/gop-operative-sought-clinton-emails-from-hackers-implied-a-connection-to-flynn-1498770851

WSJ: Republican operative sought Clinton emails from Russian hackers and implied he was working with Mike Flynn

Sorry Shim https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/880537074394251264


Rest is paywalled and I'm not giving WSJ money.

incognito mode, dawg. skirts the paywall.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Trump is so loving bad lmao

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Sorry I just woke up and remembered

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I'm bummed that I missed out on this police chase live.

Drifting: https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/880541121511694336

Usually you need to be black to get this type of police treatment: https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/880542452544937985

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

facialimpediment posted:

I'm bummed that I missed out on this police chase live.

Drifting: https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/880541121511694336

Usually you need to be black to get this type of police treatment: https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/880542452544937985

Do those cops know they're on camera? Lol like it even matters anymore anyways (not starting a debate, just an observation)

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Do those cops know they're on camera? Lol like it even matters anymore anyways (not starting a debate, just an observation)

Yeah probably. They beat the hell out of that guy and nothing will come of it.

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
It was pretty much just that one cornfed dude with the hurt feelings. Everyone else looked like they were doing their job aside from half-heartedly stopping the beating

e: nope. Missed a few participants

egyptian rat race fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Jun 29, 2017

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

facialimpediment posted:

I'm bummed that I missed out on this police chase live.

Drifting: https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/880541121511694336

Usually you need to be black to get this type of police treatment: https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/880542452544937985

I don't recall ever having done one of these "I'm the", but I'm the cop that shoves in to get some of the action, then can't get any, then realized he can still get in on it by backing up and stomping the dude on the floor through two other cops' legs.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
That is some serious butthurt

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I don't recall ever having done one of these "I'm the", but I'm the cop that shoves in to get some of the action, then can't get any, then realized he can still get in on it by backing up and stomping the dude on the floor through two other cops' legs.

I'm the cop trying to dukes of hazzard it out of his car to get in on the sweet gang beating action before it's too late.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I hope the triple letter agencies appreciate the humor of NSA Wizard, also I'm deeply sorry they got picked for this duty.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





LingcodKilla posted:

I hope the triple letter agencies appreciate the humor of NSA Wizard, also I'm deeply sorry they got picked for this duty.

I like to think he actually is one of them and his posting is genuine

Looking forward to the reveal in 30 years time (he's comey)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Two Finger posted:

I like to think he actually is one of them and his posting is genuine

Looking forward to the reveal in 30 years time (he's comey)

That would be the best timeline.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Two Finger posted:

I like to think he actually is one of them and his posting is genuine

Looking forward to the reveal in 30 years time (he's comey)

I cannot even begin to imagine what kind of poo poo about Trump will be revealed at this time. This may be one of the things I live in anticipation of.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

I wonder what Comey is up to now.

  • Locked thread