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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



thats the thing about skeletons, i get older, they stay the same age

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Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Shugojin posted:

I wonder how his stance on needle exchanges will interact with Sessions' stances on all drugs

Sessions will be the only one with power so it won't matter what he says but lol maybe he will get fired for suggesting needle exchanges like Jocelyn Elders got fired for suggesting masturbation is safe sex.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Samurai Sanders posted:

I'm trying to think of all the jobs Trump would be immediately fired for for tweeting something like he does every single day. It's like...every job ever, except for the POTUS. From a fry cook right up to the CEO of any normal company.

It's actually drat hard to replace a solid fry cook.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

euphronius posted:

I kind of just means big lake to small ocean in specific terms .

bless your heart, for you are the law

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



GobiasIndustries posted:

is there any other type of brony, really?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Got this for my wife last christmas. Turns out she's not into skeletons.

that looks expensive man

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Basebf555 posted:

It's actually drat hard to replace a solid fry cook.
So if your fry cook had a popular twitter account and everyone knew he worked for your restaurant posted poo poo like that directly connected to his work, you'd keep him?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

is there a cover charge

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/eedrk/status/874341189171855360

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeleton

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Joementum posted:

my favorite Obama conspiracy was that he's a CIA chrononaut who was sent to mars to fight pterodactyls

it's the only Obama conspiracy that I believe is 100% true

For anyone who doesn't remember:

https://www.wired.com/2012/01/obama-mars/

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



only thing cooler than a skeleton is a metal skeleton

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:






FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


🤔

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Lastgirl posted:

the candy is rotten like his soul

it will magically go back to normal candy when he is a normal person with normal thoughts and normal not hosed up feelings

wow, they got the Dahl estate to sign over the film rights to Charlie and the Glass Elevator?

this poo poo's going to be dark :unsmigghh:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/880572451502997504

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

only thing cooler than a skeleton is a metal skeleton

like those terminators from the movies?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene



has anyone checked this guy's cell

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

guess who's getting a show on MSNBC next

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
gotta love that "he'll hit you 10 times harder" is turning into a thing
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/880466346592653313

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Jeffrey lord is getting owned on CNN. Good times

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Thatim posted:

Jeffrey lord is getting owned on CNN. Good times

I want to poo poo in that man's mouth in an extremely nonsexual way.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
more :thunk:
https://twitter.com/LauraAJarrett/status/880579352253091840

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/JPecquet_ALM/status/880580644841164800

:shrug:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



a.lo posted:

like those terminators from the movies?

yeah or john wolverine


or steve austin i guess?

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

it's just so lol how brazen these kids are today

back in ma day you needed to study rhetoric an become polished in that regard to lend some semblance of legitimacy to the garbage you were sellin, an you couldn't directly ask for money, lest people may realize that you don't believe what you are sayin

ah, humanity is a failed experiment

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/AvenidaDe1aPaz/status/880580942510862336

oh yah some dude tried to ram some people coming out of a mosque in France

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

notch chat continues with mention of some sort of 18-seat theater that he has

which is probably on a constant loop of some poo poo like the Transformers cartoon or 300

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
Jeffrey Lord's contract requires that he gets owned to earn his paycheck.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

it's just so lol how brazen these kids are today

back in ma day you needed to study rhetoric an become polished in that regard to lend some semblance of legitimacy to the garbage you were sellin, an you couldn't directly ask for money, lest people may realize that you don't believe what you are sayin

ah, humanity is a failed experiment



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhpQLH1ZIe8

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



i'm subscribing to his patreon

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/880501734413660162
https://twitter.com/perlmutations/status/880582568516571136

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Samurai Sanders posted:

So if your fry cook had a popular twitter account and everyone knew he worked for your restaurant posted poo poo like that directly connected to his work, you'd keep him?

The world needs fry cooks more than CEOs is all I'm saying.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Thatim posted:

Jeffrey lord is getting owned on CNN. Good times

why are you watching cnn

watching cnn because of people like lord is exactly what zucker wants

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I find it deeply disturbing that Mika hasn't apologized to Trump yet for making him get so angry he had to do a tweet

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Vertical Lime posted:

why are you watching cnn

watching cnn because of people like lord is exactly what zucker wants

Ok

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Good Luck Zuck

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

angerbeet posted:

I find it deeply disturbing that Mika hasn't apologized to Trump yet for making him get so angry he had to do a tweet

Seriously! I mean, women, always busting balls, am I right???

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Maybe instead of hosting a morning show, Mika should fix her hosed up bloody face and apologize to Trump for being so uppity!

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