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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Slim Pickens posted:

How many Coles are in war movies, anyways?

It occurs to me that while the spelling is different, Rust Cohle was McConaughey's character in True Detective, so what a loving goldmine.

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Reverand maynard posted:

I wonder what Comey is up to now.

6'8" last i heard

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I love the idea of some Intel worker with a clearance monitoring this forum

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
All those linked twitter videos won't play due to all the stacked up bullshit ads they are trying to inject.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
We really should post more goatse for that poor bastard

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Smiling Jack posted:

I love the idea of some Intel worker with a clearance monitoring this forum

I can't believe I missed that job while trolling usajobs

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
I wonder if they filter out 'the word list' when it pops up here.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

facialimpediment posted:

UH OH

https://www.wsj.com/articles/gop-operative-sought-clinton-emails-from-hackers-implied-a-connection-to-flynn-1498770851

WSJ: Republican operative sought Clinton emails from Russian hackers and implied he was working with Mike Flynn

Sorry Shim https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/880537074394251264


Rest is paywalled and I'm not giving WSJ money.

:chaostrump:

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

bird food bathtub posted:

I cannot even begin to imagine what kind of poo poo about Trump will be revealed at this time. This may be one of the things I live in anticipation of.

Just lol if you believe anything approaching accurate record keeping is happening right now

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Reverand maynard posted:

I wonder what Comey is up to now.

actually going on dinner dates with his wife :3:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





ded posted:

I wonder if they filter out 'the word list' when it pops up here.

Or were they the ones that first posted it?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Thalantos posted:

It's a transphobic comment.

drag isn't trans and often isn't even tied to gender identity, some dudes just dress up as women who give press conferences.

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007
I have lost all perspective with politics lately.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Nuke everything.

Let Earth start with a clean slate.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

TheAlphaChaser posted:

Also wtf talking to someone in a three letter org there are not unimportant people watching this thread. Thought ya'll were kidding.

Bet you thought NSA Wizard was an alt-account too...

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EZ9Vgsp3OE

Probably how they feel

NSA WIZARD
Jan 20, 2016

TheAlphaChaser posted:

Also wtf talking to someone in a three letter org there are not unimportant people watching this thread. Thought ya'll were kidding.

DO TELL

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Naked Bear posted:

Nuke everything.

Let Earth start with a clean slate.

this. also salt the earth and let this worthless rock stand as an arrogance about our actions.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





NSA Wizard this is all that happens here

https://youtu.be/YqZNPPpFSkM

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

I just realized that Donald Trump has a flock of seagulls haircut.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I'm thinking his hair was what bill murray and woody harrelson modeled theirs on in the movie Kingpin.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
he also weighs as much as probably the whole band combined xD

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



There are only 2 reasons any of the Alphabet crew would be reading this thread.

1 - A member is an agent.
2 - the news stories trigger one of the key words in their list.


No one in the government gives a serious gently caress about broken vets running a twitter RSS feed.

Any time people get in trouble it's because a poster had to go out of their way to report to commands/authorities.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

People tend to stick to the dress of the last best decade of their lives. This is probably why my dad still dresses like Bob Saget's character from Full House

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Duzzy Funlop posted:

I don't recall ever having done one of these "I'm the", but I'm the cop that shoves in to get some of the action, then can't get any, then realized he can still get in on it by backing up and stomping the dude on the floor through two other cops' legs.

I'm the guy from another agency who crawls over the hood of the car to get a better view of the fight.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

tbh I'm kinda disappointed we don't have any non western military posters. Someone start buying iranian mil dudes SA accounts

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

Reverand maynard posted:

tbh I'm kinda disappointed we don't have any non western military posters. Someone start buying iranian mil dudes SA accounts

Fauxton, I used a script to pass my OFAC training, would that be a fine, or no?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
dear nsa wizard

give me a job

I have no skills except sucking dick

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Reverand maynard posted:

tbh I'm kinda disappointed we don't have any non western military posters. Someone start buying iranian mil dudes SA accounts

I got a homeboy who was in the Iranian Navy.

.. when it was the Shah's Navy. I don't think he'd "get" us.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Third World Reggin posted:

I have no skills except sucking dick

That's the CIA's area.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
please use the griefing thread as my resume

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Wasn't there some FFL dropout that posted here? ~heh~

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Pesticide20 posted:

We really should post more goatse for that poor bastard

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

jfc flynn is turbofucked

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Arc Light posted:

I'm the guy from another agency who crawls over the hood of the car to get a better view of the fight.



No, that's Terrible Robot :colbert:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ded posted:

Wasn't there some FFL dropout that posted here? ~heh~
I don't know if it was here or in A/T, but yeah, there was definitely a guy who was in it for a few years.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



:perfect:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


So there was a story about some chick who ran down a purse snatcher with her SUV today which frankly seemed pretty benign.

Until the news stations posted the video footage of it.


:stonk:

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Genocide Tendency posted:

So there was a story about some chick who ran down a purse snatcher with her SUV today which frankly seemed pretty benign.

Until the news stations posted the video footage of it.


:stonk:

Unless she had several grand in her purse, I'm not sure loving her car and potentially her legal situation was worth it just to injure some dude and recover a fuckin' purse.

Also, why is it that lovely local news sites have the most pervasive and awful mobile ads and pop ups?

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