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limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

so, Lindsay Lohan is in the news again

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:24

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# ? May 29, 2024 06:28

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Business Gorillas posted:

*looks at the states sanders won/tied during the primaries*

you should, uh, check that map again friend.

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:25

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

squizzle.

ayy

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:25

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Consummate Professional posted:

so, Lindsay Lohan is in the news again

dead or alive?

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:26

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

http://uselectionatlas.org/RESULTS/national.php?f=0&year=2016&elect=1

Sanders won WV in Applachia/South.

HRC won the primary because she won the south hard. :shrug:

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:26

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Holy shot, I just read the WSJ Flynn article

Lock him up

Lock him up

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:26

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Ages posted:

dead or alive?

yeah

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:26

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

_{_{_JE}B}!

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:26

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Also, I'm in DC, should I protest at the WH or congress tomorrow?

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:26

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/880642731806257152

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:26

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

The Glumslinger posted:

Holy shot, I just read the WSJ Flynn article

Lock him up

Lock him up

i missed it, link?????

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

ayy

im headin to bed.

give me a sixer and make it gnostic.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:27

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/AriBerman/status/880596194061430784

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:28

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

my favorite thing about gramby was that her 2nd husband, dave, lived to be a hundred and he liked to drink even if he didnt drink much. also he owned the playboy channel and i would watch it as a kid. half the time it sucked, like playboy channel did documentaries on the making of playboy softcore porn and whenever i tuned in it was the director talking about how he used blue as a background for his shot because blue is passion or whatever. i stole several handles of his cheap wolfschmidt vodka (the favorite vodka of lyndon larouche) and partied with friends because i knew nobody in my family would ever notice

anyway, dave gave me a handful of shotgun shells for no reason. i was 7 and didnt own a gun. i brought them to school and a hall monitor found them in my backpack and he was like "uhh... dont bring them back tomorrow. also today you dont get a dinosaur sticker."

fun fact: if you live to be a hundred the USPS delivers a letter from the president signed by his autopen on your birthday. i was there when we opened up his letter from bush.when i tell this story in earl i joke that we knew it was real because it was signed in crayon yuk yuk yuk

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:28

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

The Glumslinger posted:

Also, I'm in DC, should I protest at the WH or congress tomorrow?

trumo and melania are scheduled to depart the white house at 4:20 pm tomorrow to spend the weekend at the bedminster golf course

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:29

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

http://uselectionatlas.org/RESULTS/national.php?f=0&year=2016&elect=1

Sanders won WV in Applachia/South.

HRC won the primary because she won the south hard.

sanders won MN, MI, and WI

jackson, MS has an openly socialist mayor now as well

i guess i have trouble seeing the midwest/appalachia being a centrist stronghold based on the 2016 results

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:30

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

I want a letter from President Jeb! :unsmith:

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:30

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Squizzle posted:

i missed it, link?????

https://www.wsj.com/articles/gop-operative-sought-clinton-emails-from-hackers-implied-a-connection-to-flynn-1498770851

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:31

yorkinshire: Apr 28, 2009; In space no one can hear your dope beats.

Is Chris Cellizza one of those social experiments? Like, is he just a prank, bro?

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:32

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Schnorkles posted:

*glances meaningfully at the suck zone*

well what are you waiting for

it ain't gonna suck itself!

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:32

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

An extra episode Interviews with Monster Girls dropped today. It was good and funny. And it possibly hinted at a secnd season, which would be awesome

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:33

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

MaxxBot posted:

I want a letter from President Jeb!

lol I would send Jeb! a letter just for fun. maybe I�ll make that my weekend project

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:34

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Lastgirl posted:

well what are you waiting for

it ain't gonna suck itself!

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:34

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Lastgirl posted:

well what are you waiting for

it ain't gonna suck itself!

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:34

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Mo_Steel posted:

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:35

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

dave ruled. he would tell me stories about how he grew up on a farm and came to be a millionaire and apparently back in the day farm families would buy mercury batteries. like liquid mercury encased in glass and youd somehow plug it into your standing radio to get the local christian ministry. he died an atheist and from the time he was 98-100 he would read poo poo about how we were going to run out of water and everyone would die shortly after he was dead and repeat them to us. i think all of us dying after he died was his way of coping with an acceptance that there was no afterlife.

he died in a fancy old folks home with a full on recreation of a new orlean sbourbon street and from time to time hed get wheeled into their fake barbershop for a straight razor shave. he also referred to putting a phone call on hold as "holding the wire"

# ? Jun 30, 2017 05:35