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oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grand Fromage posted:

She's got that Asian plastic surgery grey alien face.

Her facial expression doesn't help either. She looks tense enough to give herself a stroke while everyone else are "Yeah this has happened, how's your wife?".

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Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slim Jim Pickens posted:

China's twice-over "Most Disappointing Actress" Jing Tian looks a bit weird imo

she was also terrible in the great wall, so are most made for china movies

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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We're gonna sign a free trade agreement the moment China goes under lmao

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Fauxtool posted:

she was also terrible in the great wall, so are most made for china movies

she's really loving hated by chinese netizens because her acting skills bring shame to the chinese race

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Haier posted:



EDIT: LOL, it's "empowering" to teach Chinese kids. HAHAHA

It's empowering to be able to do more or less whatever the gently caress you want because almost no one around you or over you is competent or gives a gently caress.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
The first training center I worked at was the most profitable in the company mostly because the head foreign teacher deliberately ignored any directives from HQ that were stupid.

The second one was, from what I heard, the most profitable in China (though that could have been just in China for the parent company? I dunno, it was a New Oriental subsidiary, whatever), probably because though directives from above were far more sparse, they were equally ignored.

I doubt that profitability lasted, though, after the HR lady started pissing off ALL of the foreign teachers, then pissed off all the Chinese teachers when she tried to fire me (probably because I rejected her advances). Oh yeah and she fired the sexually harassing creep all the CTs hated, too; but it was just as everyone she pissed off started to quit, so it turned out we needed the creep. I mean staff turnover costs money, and they went from losing no one (NOT ONE PERSON) for over a year to losing almost all the foreign teachers in a couple months, and chinese staff every couple of weeks. I never bothered learning the names of the front desk staff the last year, they were replaced so often.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

Haier posted:

OMG
This girl and her whining and her eyebrows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxJ9TBMoAL4
No surprise she (can't) longboard. Longboarders are weirdos.
EDIT: LOL, it's "empowering" to teach Chinese kids. HAHAHA

I enjoyed it. She doesn't whine, she does the opposite of that actually. She's just arrived in a new country and she's in the "honeymoon" phase where everything is new and wonderful and different. She complains about the bathrooms and, frankly, if I saw a bathroom with the showerhead right above the toilet I would do. That's it.
On the other hand, she knows how to edit a YouTube video so it's not 10 minutes of the camera pointed straight at her while she goes "er..." and "urr..." and "ah..." like so many people who can't be arsed to prepare their poo poo in advance or edit out the awkward. Probably because they're nothing but awkward. Her video has a lot of great sights, for someone like me who has never set foot in China and insh'Allah never will. She talks fast and zaps from one scene to the next at a brisk clip so it never gets boring.
Yeah, so she has bushy eyebrows, big whoop. Is she naive about China? That's not for me to answer, but frankly if someone came back to this thread with the recommendation to watch this girl's videos over a six months period to see how she turns more and more bitter and jaded as time goes on I totally would.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
no she sucks bad, you are just in love with her or something

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Bad thing is actually ancient Chinese secret

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?
just lol if you've never lived in a place with a shower toilet

I actually miss that, you could shower sitting down like at a Japanese bathhouse, wash your rear end with it, wash the actual toilet with it and the bowl was always immaculately clean

Vesi fucked around with this message at 10:37 on Jun 30, 2017

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I kind of miss my Korean shower rooms, they were easy to keep clean.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Grand Fromage posted:

I kind of miss my Korean shower rooms, they were easy to keep clean.
Honestly, if I ever get my own place I am building a bathroom like the nice places I've stayed at in Japan and Korea. It's like bath and shower 3.0 while we're stuck on some idiot's first idea from when running water became a thing.

The last apartment I stayed at in Japan had a shower+bath room with electronic controlled water temperature, a sink+vanity+washing machine room attached to that and the hallway, and then across the hall was the toilet and the toilet had a running faucet thing on top that flowed with the water that was filling the tank. It was real drat nice and took up less space than most bathrooms in the US.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Jun 30, 2017

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

HerStuddMuffin posted:

I enjoyed it. She doesn't whine, she does the opposite of that actually. She's just arrived in a new country and she's in the "honeymoon" phase where everything is new and wonderful and different. She complains about the bathrooms and, frankly, if I saw a bathroom with the showerhead right above the toilet I would do. That's it.
On the other hand, she knows how to edit a YouTube video so it's not 10 minutes of the camera pointed straight at her while she goes "er..." and "urr..." and "ah..." like so many people who can't be arsed to prepare their poo poo in advance or edit out the awkward. Probably because they're nothing but awkward. Her video has a lot of great sights, for someone like me who has never set foot in China and insh'Allah never will. She talks fast and zaps from one scene to the next at a brisk clip so it never gets boring.
Yeah, so she has bushy eyebrows, big whoop. Is she naive about China? That's not for me to answer, but frankly if someone came back to this thread with the recommendation to watch this girl's videos over a six months period to see how she turns more and more bitter and jaded as time goes on I totally would.

My favorite part of the video editing is the cuts where she makes it so she's talking over herself.

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016


Hopefully Trump takes advantage of this and really drives the thumb screws in

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Haier posted:

I saw Kong: Skull Island last night. When I saw the names Wanda and Tencent show up, I knew it was going to be a compromised movie.



She can't even speak English.

this girl is just unbelievably embarrassing

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

The Great Autismo! posted:

this girl is just unbelievably embarrassing

much like your posting

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Khorne posted:

Honestly, if I ever get my own place I am building a bathroom like the nice places I've stayed at in Japan and Korea. It's like bath and shower 3.0 while we're stuck on some idiot's first idea from when running water became a thing.

The last apartment I stayed at in Japan had a shower+bath room with electronic controlled water temperature, a sink+vanity+washing machine room attached to that and the hallway, and then across the hall was the toilet and the toilet had a running faucet thing on top that flowed with the water that was filling the tank. It was real drat nice and took up less space than most bathrooms in the US.

The sink that refills the toilet tank is the best thing and I have no idea why it's only in Japan. Of course they never have soap, but that's publicbathroomsinAsia.txt

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Haier posted:

I saw Kong: Skull Island last night. When I saw the names Wanda and Tencent show up, I knew it was going to be a compromised movie.



She can't even speak English.

How does this work out in a movie cast basically with americans? I mean poorly I'm sure but how bad exactly?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

HerStuddMuffin posted:

I enjoyed it. She doesn't whine, she does the opposite of that actually. She's just arrived in a new country and she's in the "honeymoon" phase where everything is new and wonderful and different. She complains about the bathrooms and, frankly, if I saw a bathroom with the showerhead right above the toilet I would do. That's it.
On the other hand, she knows how to edit a YouTube video so it's not 10 minutes of the camera pointed straight at her while she goes "er..." and "urr..." and "ah..." like so many people who can't be arsed to prepare their poo poo in advance or edit out the awkward. Probably because they're nothing but awkward. Her video has a lot of great sights, for someone like me who has never set foot in China and insh'Allah never will. She talks fast and zaps from one scene to the next at a brisk clip so it never gets boring.
Yeah, so she has bushy eyebrows, big whoop. Is she naive about China? That's not for me to answer, but frankly if someone came back to this thread with the recommendation to watch this girl's videos over a six months period to see how she turns more and more bitter and jaded as time goes on I totally would.
I respect your answer. From us "been there, done that's" it is not so easy to watch because it's so cringey. Everyone has that excitement in a new place but, in the days of vlogging, those goofy feelings are broadcast across the planet instead now instead of in emails to a few friends and family members. It all depends what type of connections she makes, as she may burn out sooner than later. At least she is in Shenzhen, a very "bleh" and average city that is neither too offensive nor harsh, and the people are generally a bit less retarded than other cities.

Personally, I never had a honeymoon period with China. I still remember the first email I sent my mom after coming here for the first time in 2006. I lost that email address to hackers (Yahoo gonna Yahoo) or I'd post it, but I remember the part where I said this must be what it's like to be an ant in a massive colony. By then I'd already been around Europe and lived in Thailand and India, so it wasn't really a shock or anything. I just thought China was depressing and it must suck to be born and live here your whole life.

VideoTapir posted:

It's empowering to be able to do more or less whatever the gently caress you want because almost no one around you or over you is competent or gives a gently caress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Z2O9Nwt6c

EDIT 2: ^^^ He got so fried out on Japan he went to China. LMAO

EDIT:

Boiled Water posted:

How does this work out in a movie cast basically with americans? I mean poorly I'm sure but how bad exactly?
It doesn't. They're all Americans (and one Brit man) leaving Vietnam. She's a scientist with a sciency group. It never explains why or what her name is or anything. She's just there the entire time and has like 5 lines in the whole movie. It's funny seeing her hold a gun.

Haier fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Jun 30, 2017

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Here, have a bit of old timey kan renao.txt.

quote:

For a long time I did not understand that most Chinese believe all foreigners are rich. Nor did I realize how well dressed and well fed I seemed to the Chinese poor. To them I was nothing but a source of money. Once, when I fell while crossing a ditch in Peiping [Beijing] and lay unconscious, a crowd of Chinese, including a policeman, gathered around me, staring curiously - perhaps watching to see how a foreigner died. Not one offered to help, until by chance a student came by; he directed a ricksha coolie to take me to a hospital. Never have I felt so alone and deserted.

The author of that passage is Agnes Smedley, a journalist/author/spy and early Communist supporter who lived in China for many years and even hung out with the Red Army in Yan'an in the 30s for a while. She was probably about as sympathetic of a foreign voice for the ordinary Chinese person as you could find in that era, and even she wrote about experiences like this.

A lot of blame for the intense bystander effect in modern mainland Chinese society is put the on the breakdown of social mores under Communism and the handful of 'good Samaritan' court cases in recent years. So it's worth noting that this incident occurred in the late 1920s (and in fact is in a book that was published during WWII, years before the Communists even came to power).

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Apparently some country bumpkins fried a live dog in a wok, holding it down with a bamboo pole and took a video of it.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Boiled Water posted:

How does this work out in a movie cast basically with americans? I mean poorly I'm sure but how bad exactly?

For what it's worth, I literally completely forgot she was in this movie until the posts here about it, and I enjoyed it enough to watch it twice lol

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/paper-billionaires-lose-their-fortunes-amid-stock-rout/ar-BBDqyni?li=BBmkt5R

quote:

Three former billionaires who made their fortunes by taking their companies public in Hong Kong shed more than 91 percent of their wealth amid the market rout that’s roiling small-cap stocks in the city.


LOL, look at that frikkin' drop, man.

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe

Known Lecher posted:

Here, have a bit of old timey kan renao.txt.


The author of that passage is Agnes Smedley, a journalist/author/spy and early Communist supporter who lived in China for many years and even hung out with the Red Army in Yan'an in the 30s for a while. She was probably about as sympathetic of a foreign voice for the ordinary Chinese person as you could find in that era, and even she wrote about experiences like this.

A lot of blame for the intense bystander effect in modern mainland Chinese society is put the on the breakdown of social mores under Communism and the handful of 'good Samaritan' court cases in recent years. So it's worth noting that this incident occurred in the late 1920s (and in fact is in a book that was published during WWII, years before the Communists even came to power).

In the century 1820-1920 there were something like 80 famines in China, the Boxers, the Taiping, the Opium Wars, Punta-Hakka, Nian, Dungan, Panthay, the 1894 Japanese war and a lotta poo poo I didn't mention, although this is kinda double counting because most of those wars had concomittant famines

So it's the breakdown of social mores under "hosed up poo poo happening, 5000 years thereof", basically

By percentage of total population dead in fuckedup ways, I think the Great Leap Forward was not actually more impactful than the Taiping

curufinor fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Jun 30, 2017

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
Woman live streams herself eating 'aloe vera,' nearly dies when it turns out to be poisonous plant instead

http://my.mixtape.moe/oqozdm.mp4

quote:

After taking her first bite, Zhang exclaims, "This is great!" However, upon taking her second bite, she begins to realize that something is terribly wrong. "Oh, that tastes bitter. Really bitter," she says to the camera.

It turns out that what Zhang was chomping down on was not aloe vera, but Agave Americana (American aloe), a poisonous plant from Mexico that is very not edible. Zhang said that just one bite made her mouth go numb and her throat feel like it was on fire.

At the hospital, doctors found that Zhang had broken out into rashes and blisters and were forced to pump her stomach to remove parts of the poisonous plant and save her life. She is reported to be in stable condition.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

the unnamed country strikes once again with its plants

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Jeoh posted:

she's really loving hated by chinese netizens because her acting skills bring shame to the chinese race

"Jing Tian has also been nominated for "Most Disappointing Actress" at the Golden Broom Awards (China's equivalent of Golden Raspberry Awards) three times, winning twice."

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
this guy doesn't think too highly of the chengguan

https://my.mixtape.moe/ytxdin.mp4

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
As an American, I am beginning to realize how afraid of the police I am, lol.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

JaucheCharly posted:

Apparently some country bumpkins fried a live dog in a wok, holding it down with a bamboo pole and took a video of it.

You can usually find 2-3 videos for this kind of poo poo at any given time that are under a month or two old. The worst part (besides the dogs usually crying out and trying to break free of boiling water or a scalding pot) is the loving Nongs laughing like it's the funniest thing in the world.

"Haha Wang, look how it is crying and thrashing around as the giant wok is searing its skin!"
"Right you are Li, it really is the best way to usher in summer."
"All of this adrenaline in the dog's meat is going to give us massive rock-hard erections."
"Yes, this dog soup is good for penis healthy, max sperm much endurance!"

<have to pop 2 Viagra anyway to overcome their Baijiu dick and the sight of his flabby-toneless wives partially disrobed>

bug chaser chaser
Dec 11, 2006

Glenn Quebec posted:

As an American, I am beginning to realize how afraid of the police I am, lol.

"Why is the cop just awkwardly staring at his phone?" lol

I was waiting for him to get tazed, or it be one of those videos to where they're calm until he crosses some line and they just beat the poo poo out of him. Kind of disappointed.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Being disappointed in the police isn't a new feeling.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

bug chaser chaser posted:

"Why is the cop just awkwardly staring at his phone?" lol

I was waiting for him to get tazed, or it be one of those videos to where they're calm until he crosses some line and they just beat the poo poo out of him. Kind of disappointed.

Two against one is very bad odds in China. Even 10 on one can quickly turn into 400 on 10 if the crowd is in a bad mood. These guys are playing the "let's not get beaten to death" odds and just letting this guy do whatever he wants.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

bug chaser chaser posted:

"Why is the cop just awkwardly staring at his phone?" lol

I was waiting for him to get tazed, or it be one of those videos to where they're calm until he crosses some line and they just beat the poo poo out of him. Kind of disappointed.

Given how this could turn into a lynchmob that turns the dudes into bloody pulp, it's better to not react at all.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

curufinor posted:

By percentage of total population dead in fuckedup ways, I think the Great Leap Forward was not actually more impactful than the Taiping

No one really knows or will ever know the Taiping era death toll, let alone parse which deaths belong to which of the half dozen concurrent wars or dozen ongoing floods and famines in the timeframe. Tobie Meyer-Fong's What Remains is pretty recent and deals with how the survivors tried to make sense of it all.

Achieving a similar death toll to fifteen years of war and natural disaster in three years of peace nevertheless remains an astounding achievement.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Advert just on Hong Kong TV:
"As a consumer, greed for more. Unleash your greed"

Yes, they used greed as a verb, but I think even US TV would balk at such a barefaced avertorial message

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Blistex posted:

You can usually find 2-3 videos for this kind of poo poo at any given time that are under a month or two old. The worst part (besides the dogs usually crying out and trying to break free of boiling water or a scalding pot) is the loving Nongs laughing like it's the funniest thing in the world.

"Haha Wang, look how it is crying and thrashing around as the giant wok is searing its skin!"
"Right you are Li, it really is the best way to usher in summer."
"All of this adrenaline in the dog's meat is going to give us massive rock-hard erections."
"Yes, this dog soup is good for penis healthy, max sperm much endurance!"

<have to pop 2 Viagra anyway to overcome their Baijiu dick and the sight of his flabby-toneless wives partially disrobed>

nuke china

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
As a person who is a fan of dogs. I concur.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
I disagree on the principle that such an action would interfere with my wedding plans.

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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
They should nuke D&D.

Sry, TGA.

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