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also otherwise i don't really have any complaints. here's what i do simmer some veg oil and cook up some garlic and chopped red onion, then toss your meat in (2 parts "main" meat to one part sliced sausage or chorizo) - i like a fatty (93% or lower) ground turkey or beef stew meat and a johnsonville sausage with some jalapeno kick once brown pull the meat out and toss in some canned diced tomatoes and a tabe of tomato paste, 2 cups of strong dark roast coffee and your beer, mix it all up until it looks like soda then you dump the beans, i do 2 parts canned kidney beans to 1 part cannelini beans (rinse them out because they smell like rear end) and give it a mix then you wanna do your spices - quarter of a serrano pepper or half a jalapeno (double it if you're using more than 1lb of your main meat) dry spices go in this ratio 4x cumin 2x brown sugar 1x cocoa powder 1x red pepper 1x paprika (i usually use 2tb of cumin for 1lb main meat) and just a couple shakes of red wine vinegar At this point you're basically done, just give it about half an hour on medium heat and then drop it down to simmer - partially covered - for at least 2 hours, but really what you're looking for is the desired consistency. Everything is cooked so it's really just about cooking off as much liquid as you wanna get rid of. Chili is fuckin good.
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Baloogan posted:its not like its a secret its just i was told to use something and i forgot and just improvise i understand 
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consumed by normies posted:beans in chili is for hosed up yankees ???????????????
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consumed by normies posted:beans in chili is for hosed up yankees suck my rear end in a top hat i lived in texas my whole life and that ground beef sludge they do around here is bad as hell
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ScrubLeague posted:suck my rear end in a top hat i lived in texas my whole life and that ground beef sludge they do around here is bad as hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx_Zo93RQoo
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ScrubLeague posted:also otherwise i don't really have any complaints. 
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2 cups of coffee is super interesting ive thought about putting 10-20 caffeine pills in my chili
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ScrubLeague posted:suck my rear end in a top hat i lived in texas my whole life and that ground beef sludge they do around here is bad as hell I'm from the south too and we used beans in our chili. That might have just been because we were poor though.
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that might help with the forgetfulness from eating a big bowl of chili
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guarantee good texan alex jones doesnt put beans in his chili
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ohio should be nuked because of its chili imo
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Jeb! Repetition posted:I'm from the south too and we used beans in our chili. That might have just been because we were poor though. its a texas thing and we basically invented chili so were right as always
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the coffee is for flavor???
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never had coffee in chili but i bet itd be pretty good tbh
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Jose posted:ohio should be nuked because of its chili imo i mean that's one of 500 reasons sure
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consumed by normies posted:never had coffee in chili but i bet itd be pretty good tbh it is - coffee and beer and cocoa powder make for a fuckin delicious chili
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alex jones is the best thing about texas
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mole chili
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Baloogan posted:alex jones is the best thing about texas yeah texas fuckin sucks
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i like to put molasses in my chili. some people do some extra dark chocolate. chili is a land of contrasts
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ScrubLeague posted:it is - coffee and beer and cocoa powder make for a fuckin delicious chili consumed by normies posted:mole chili  might throw some sesame seeds in there too...
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the bitcoin of weed posted:i like to put molasses in my chili. some people do some extra dark chocolate. chili is a land of contrasts oooh! yet anotha fine addition to chilli! nom!
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sexy child here. send me to mars, nasa.
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consumed by normies posted:its a texas thing and we basically stole chili from Mexico like everything else ftfy
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actually its one of the few things we didnt steal from mexico probably https://whatscookingamerica.net/History/Chili/ChiliHistory.htm please enjoy these Chili Facts
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consumed by normies posted:actually its one of the few things we didnt steal from mexico probably "If there is any doubt about what the Mexicans think about chili, the Diccionario de Mejicanismos, published in 1959, defines chili con carne as (roughly translated): “detestable food passing itself off as Mexican, sold in the U.S. from Texas to New York.”"  
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put a little bit of cinnamon in there.
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Alex jones start a cooking channel bitch
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Homeless Friend posted:Alex jones start a music channel bitch
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I was gonna clean my room but then I ate a big bowl of chili I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I ate a big bowl of chili now family court stole my kids and I know why because I ate a big bowl of chili because I ate a big bowl of chili because I ate a big bowl of chili
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alex jones presents the Joy of Chili
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beans are very important to chilli, chilli without beans is just some hosed up soup
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logikv9 posted:alex jones presents the Joy of Chili 
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Best part about this comment is that its on a Guy Called Gerald video. Which means not only does Alex Jones like acid house, he has extremly good taste in it.
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Best part about this comment is that its on a Guy Called Gerald video. Which means not only does Alex Jones like acid house, he has extremly good taste in it. i talk to alex jones regularly and extensively about acid house and can confirm this
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zen death robot posted:I'm not claiming to be a good Texan since I left long ago and also lived in the bad part of Texas the only good parts of texas are the signs that say welcome to another state
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