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Space Crabs posted:Finally found the quote I was looking for. Like MoMa actually believes anything he writes anymore and isn't just low-effort trolling.
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Rugganovich posted:Bloody Hell, now that idiot is going to start haunting https://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-replies.cfm?t=2645590&p=-1&#bottom again.
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Rudager posted:Cya on the front line commando! I remember fondly a PM discussion where the bell-end himself started out by declaring himself the winner in a discussion. Here's a teaser of my reply quote:See this is the thing, you come across as believing in only what you want to believe.
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HycoCam posted:Two of my orange animals  It's Dogald Trump
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XK posted:Oh gently caress, there you go. That's a totally real screenshot. Well, proposed screenshot. But it's a real thing released by CIG. I'm the Discard button on a loving drink mixer
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ComfyPants posted:
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I remember the server blade replacement stuff but my brain must have blocked out mixmaster. "ICES blades may fail for a variety of reasons, and each requires a specific procedure to resolve. Burned out units are simply ejected and replaced with another, assuming that the player had the foresight to restock their ship prior to departure. Excessive radio interference may prevent a solid communications data link from being established, which can in turn be addressed via a player quickly matching a set of binary filters to a hexadecimal status code before the interfering frequency and offsetting status code change."  "The MixMaster is connected to eight different beverages and has a rotating set of nozzles. Pressing one of the eight associated buttons causes the corresponding beverage to dispense until the button is released. [...] A formula such as 1-1-4-8 would indicate that two parts beverage 1, one part beverage 4, and one part beverage 8 are required. The quality of the drink – displayed on the MixMaster – is determined by how accurately the portions were allocated. If the player isn’t happy with the quality of the drink they can simply press a key to discard it and start anew, but ships carry a limited supply of beverages so this tactic should be used sparingly. Upon acceptance of a drink it is moved to a conveyor belt on the side. Thus, players can prepare multiple drinks in a row and then move to deliver them, or one player can mix the drinks and another can focus on getting them where they belong."Adding to tracker as:
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Virtual Captain posted:I remember the server blade replacement stuff but my brain must have blocked out mixmaster. Do you remember that passengers could become ill during transit and might need "medical" attention? Yes another wonderful thing. You'd have to isolate sick passengers because otherwise there might be a PANIC!
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Tank Boy Ken posted:Do you remember that passengers could become ill during transit and might need "medical" attention? Yes another wonderful thing. You'd have to isolate sick passengers because otherwise there might be a PANIC! https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/engineering/14804-Design-Notes-Civilian-Passenger-Transport Damnit crobberts, why do you have to make the tracker appear so anti-CIG!  adding as:
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Is game dead yet?
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big nipples big life posted:tbh the best way to troll this thread would be to play an unrepentant backer that isn't an insane lunatic that screams about derek being our leader, it could go on for thousands of pages.
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KM Scorchio posted:Is game dead yet? No. That feature is getting re-factored as we speak. Two Weeks. Tops.
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Derek, avoid eating rats and snails from now on http://gizmodo.com/a-deadly-brain-invading-worm-is-disturbingly-widespread-1796514141 Anyway... Those two are both looking at someone during the final wave  And then there are these marvels of space animation  
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XK posted:Their tax credit literally requires UK culture in the product. Years past due with a product that cost huge sums of tax payers money getting thrown in the bin is peak uk.
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Space Crabs posted:Finally found the quote I was looking for. 
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XK posted:I don't even know how to parse that comment stream, but: These YouTube videos full of lies for years are really stepping up the quality. I feel like the lies are getting better and like real fake progress is actually being made. I further feel that we totally got our money's worth from the content of these videos. I feel proud to have been part of history and definitely don't want a refund because it cost a lot for these videos to show me real game development. And anybody who disagrees is totally a goon who does nothing but try to stop the project. (Ps I am not paid by cig or anything cig. But uh Oasis... lets not go there)
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XK posted:The shitizens literally believe people who buy the base $45 package will grind out jobs as flight attendants, turret gunners, and floor moppers, in order to earn money toward owning ships. I'll do it. I expect no less than at least 700 hours of service to the glorious master race before I can afford the lowest possible ship, which shall be marked as "substandard junk" on radar so people can immediately identify me as a low class citizen instead of a powerful donator deserving of respect.
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Virtual Captain posted:
Eight beverages but only 4 rotating nozzles. Eight beverages which should include both mixers and different liquors. Yeah, that will keep customers happy with that wide selection.
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Bets on this weeks progress report? Everything is going smoothly, but things get delayed internally again. Avocados still on track! Next week- Avocados release window pushed back do to interdependent issues, ptu and normal release still on track! Week after that - Things delayed further, Avocado still on track for next week! PTU and live released push back Repeat ad infinitum
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KM Scorchio posted:Is game dead yet? How can a thing die if it never lived?
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Space Crabs posted:Finally found the quote I was looking for. Liar. There's hours to go still.
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Its too bad that, with the Steam Summer Sales, there are no games left to play while waiting for Star Citizen alpha 3.0 patch details to be announced/elaborated on. JFC these people.
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You're not even burning time until the actual patch. You're waiting on a lovely video to deliver news of a lovely patch.
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Hey commandos, long time no see. When is Citizencon? Its become kinda a tradition for my and my girlfriend to watch it after she liveblogged the one with the cake and chris dropping the enormous script for me while I was at work. I'm worried CIG are gonna go tits up before then.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:You're not even burning time until the actual patch. You're waiting on a lovely video to deliver news of a lovely patch. I can't wait for the new spreadsheet someone generates from the changelog diff someone generates from the weekly "schedule" CIG generate to tell us how many weeks delay have been added since last week's "schedule". Project is on track. 3.0 coming soon, tick tock.
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Combat Pretzel posted:It's June 30th, where's 3.0? Were we actually promised it by today? Where at?
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spacetoaster posted:Were we actually promised it by today? Where at? 
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spacetoaster posted:Were we actually promised it by today? Where at?
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nopantsjack posted:Hey commandos, long time no see. Greetings Citizens quote:CitizenCon 2947 will be held on Friday 27th October at Capitol Theater in Frankfurt 119 days. So excited, I really didn't think we'd see another Citizencon after 2016. Thanks bankers. Also I figure using "Greetings Citizens" on StarCitizenlawsuit reddit after CIG closes will get you banned.
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Combat Pretzel posted:I thought their lovely schedule thingy said for end of June? IDK. I'm just curious so I can ask some "citizens" that I know how it is. 
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What?!?! This is extremely upsetting to me. No 3.0 for a while. https://robertsspaceindustries.com/schedule-report  Soooooooooo AUGUST?!?!
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AP posted:Greetings Citizens  
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TheAgent posted:so um Whatever happens today, I'm counting it as christmas in July.
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Virtual Captain posted:Whatever happens today, I'm counting it as christmas in July. Probably a fart in a bottle, still crossing my fingers this is legit.
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A couple of pages back some goon posted the concurrent player counts for SM and AC as well as how he got them. Does somebody remember and could link to that post please? Thanks!
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