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genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

Wanna hug that grandpa

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Tragically that joke would be impossible in France. Further proof of that America is number 1.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


FreudianSlippers posted:

Tragically that joke would be impossible in France. Further proof of that America is number 1.

In UK the joke can be (akhem) executed both ways, thus proving its superiority to all other grandpa nations.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

That is the look of a cat with murder on its mind.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Darkness
Imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

funmanguy posted:

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.

*puts paw on your leg* do you feel in charge?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bonster posted:

That is the look of a cat with murder on its mind.

I challenge you to find me a cat without

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Blog Free or Die
Apr 30, 2005

FOR THE MOTHERLAND

dobbymoodge posted:

Your grandpa sounds rough.

e: is this him?


:golfclap:

In other news

The Mightiest Z
Aug 29, 2008

Shai-Hulud posted:

Ugh I hate it when they forget the cheese.

Grandpa adds the cheese in the last frame. :D

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



it's for washing your pussy

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/880452085082456068

Haha worst case scenario for this small-dicked spider. "Twitter won't be invented for 100 million years, but you're gonna be on it"

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
I don't know, his penis is apparently 1/5 the length of his body.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

There's nothing funny about my parent's wedding photos, okay?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Darkness
Imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

FLOWBEE
Has shaven my back
Shaven my feet
Shaven my belly

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

This guy carved his way out of a snowbank using a chisel he formed from his own feces, some respect please.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




BOOTY-ADE posted:

FLOWBEE
Has shaven my back
Shaven my feet
Shaven my belly

:golfclap:


Unrelated:

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/880452085082456068

Haha worst case scenario for this small-dicked spider. "Twitter won't be invented for 100 million years, but you're gonna be on it"

If your erection lasts for more than 100 million years please contact a physician.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

I don't know, his penis is apparently 1/5 the length of his body.

Is yours not?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That truck rules.

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

I don't know, his penis is apparently 1/5 the length of his body.

Yeah, that dick looks thick.

But imagine you're about to nut and then sap traps you forever. Fuuuuc

betamax hipster posted:

How did you miss "humerus"?

:doh:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


I can't find the funny part and everyone else is just enjoying it while I sit here in the corner like a caveman that sharted for the first time

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

freeedr posted:

I can't find the funny part and everyone else is just enjoying it while I sit here in the corner like a caveman that sharted for the first time

Google annie lennox, she's a very successful musician

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

freeedr posted:

I can't find the funny part and everyone else is just enjoying it while I sit here in the corner like a caveman that sharted for the first time

I guess "Annie Lennox", whoever she is, has already put out some music with sales and this girl who hasn't heard of her either didn't know this and wanted to help her start her career

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Annie Lennox has been famous and successful for more than 30 years.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

FreudianSlippers posted:

Annie Lennox has been famous and successful for more than 30 years.

Most goons exclusively listen to black metal covers of classic video game BGM

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

Guy Goodbody posted:

Most goons exclusively listen to black metal covers of classic video game BGM

Also original video game music (non-covers) and anime songs too. And Journey.

Source: GBS.fm

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

freeedr posted:

I can't find the funny part and everyone else is just enjoying it while I sit here in the corner like a caveman that sharted for the first time

Ever heard of the song "Sweet Dream (are made of these) "?

She wrote that.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

FreudianSlippers posted:

Annie Lennox has been famous and successful for more than 30 years.

Sure, whoever she is.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

PCOS Bill posted:

Sure, whoever she is.

This is how cool PCOS Bill is, he's never even heard of popular things

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


PCOS Bill posted:

Sure, whoever she is.

Please, crawl back under the bridge.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Sorry I don't know who some singer is

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

PCOS Bill posted:

Sorry I don't know who some singer is

or the one who knocks

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




RFC2324 posted:

Ever heard of the song "Sweet Dream (are made of these) "?

She wrote that.

What if they haven't heard the song? :ohdear:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

sneakyfrog posted:

or the one who knocks

??

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