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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

The world can shelter under my voluminous cotton trousers as I bestride the world like a colossus of old.

This is one of my best page snipes.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I often think that the world doesn't need fewer people - it needs people to be smaller.

Imagine if everyone was say 50% of the size we are now. We'd need less resources to feed and shelter and clothe ourselves. Cars could be smaller and produce less pollution. More people could fit on the same size planes reducing ticket prices and the volume of air traffic.

The benefits of this are literally endless and I do not see a downside, except some animals may become relatively more intimidating. But we can handle that.

Come on gang. Lets shrink.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Pissflaps posted:

I often think that the world doesn't need fewer people - it needs people to be smaller.

Imagine if everyone was say 50% of the size we are now. We'd need less resources to feed and shelter and clothe ourselves. Cars could be smaller and produce less pollution. More people could fit on the same size planes reducing ticket prices and the volume of air traffic.

The benefits of this are literally endless and I do not see a downside, except some animals may become relatively more intimidating. But we can handle that.

Come on gang. Lets shrink.

Shrink us further so I can ride cats to war and you've got my backing.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Shrink me until my terminal velocity falls below my impact threshold of injury.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mister Adequate posted:

Shrink us further so I can ride cats to war and you've got my backing.

yeah the one problem with this, and it might be a big one, is that cats would then be able to eat us quite easily

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Cats would eventually eat us, after playing sadistically with us for about half an hour at least.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
feeding people to cats is something the Romans were ahead of the game on and to be honest I would like to see this brought back

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

CoolCab posted:

alternately we could build a shitton of nuclear power plants and actually increase our energy use by a lot, and it would probably be both easier and cheaper then covering the entire Sahara with solar panels

Nuclear fission is a process that requires mining, though. I fully agree we shouldn't be ignoring nuclear to the extent we are, but at the same time nuclear is a stopgap until we get either fission or cover the sahara in solar panels.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Better the nuclear stop-gap than getting brutally owned by climate change, IMO.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

spectralent posted:

Nuclear fission is a process that requires mining, though. I fully agree we shouldn't be ignoring nuclear to the extent we are, but at the same time nuclear is a stopgap until we get either fission or cover the sahara in solar panels.

Uh, I mean, covering the sahara with solar panels requires rather a lot of mining as well, and they don't last forever.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

spectralent posted:

Nuclear fission is a process that requires mining, though. I fully agree we shouldn't be ignoring nuclear to the extent we are, but at the same time nuclear is a stopgap until we get either fission or cover the sahara in solar panels.

We could fish for uranium in filtered seawater and never run out.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Uh, I mean, covering the sahara with solar panels requires rather a lot of mining as well, and they don't last forever.
The nice thing about the Saharan sun is that it's high enough W·m-2 that you can just have a bunch of mirrors and point them at a matte black thing full of water or low melting salt or whatever you want. Or hydrocarbons if you want to make fuel oils.
You don't need the intensely manufactured ones with rare earth metals or semiconductor fab facilities.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
I've gone over the problem a lot, and discussed it with people who know about power generation a lot (some from these very forums), and honestly, if we don't go full nuclear and stop burning coal/oil like idiots, we're done as a civilization, it's as simple as that. There's not enough time for a magic fusion silver bullet (that in truth is not 100% a silver bullet, really), or advancing and using renewables in the amount necessary. Right now, we could just go full nuclear and that would solve the problem. Like, if we got our poo poo together as a species, we could do it right this very moment. We don't even need to wait for Liquid Fluorine Thorium Reactors, modern uranium nuclear is more than good enough.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

The nice thing about the Saharan sun is that it's high enough W·m-2 that you can just have a bunch of mirrors and point them at a matte black thing full of water or low melting salt or whatever you want. Or hydrocarbons if you want to make fuel oils.
You don't need the intensely manufactured ones with rare earth metals or semiconductor fab facilities.

I mean going by the American attempts in Nevada that's a very efficient method of making boilers on sticks explode and a limitless supply of cooked migratory birds but has difficulties in consistent power generation compared to solid state devices.

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014

TomViolence posted:

Cats would eventually eat us, after playing sadistically with us for about half an hour at least.

That's Catipalism for ya.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

OwlFancier posted:

I mean going by the American attempts in Nevada that's a very efficient method of making boilers on sticks explode and a limitless supply of cooked migratory birds but has difficulties in consistent power generation compared to solid state devices.

Plus you're going to have to get that electricity/fuel out of the most isolated and inhospitable place on the planet and back to the first world, and also get the incomprehensible amount of building materials, workforce and maintenance crews required to said desert roughly comparable in size to the United States or China.

We have the technology and the means and resources for nuclear power, we simply lack the will, both in where we build the plants and deal with the waste and to push for the state infrastructure spending required to make it work. I think the later two things are solvable problems.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Disgusting Coward posted:

That's Catipalism for ya.

Marx's lesser known but equally important work, I, Cat Pal

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

I mean going by the American attempts in Nevada that's a very efficient method of making boilers on sticks explode and a limitless supply of cooked migratory birds but has difficulties in consistent power generation compared to solid state devices.
Spain seem to be having better luck. There's also the parabolic trough method if you don't like boilers on sticks.

The nice thing about pointing a ton of mirrors at a containment vessel is you can use it for more than just boiling water, you can heat salt up with it which then boils water elsewhere, which is a lot more controllable, or you can use it to heat up any reaction that requires a large source of heat, like the Haber process.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
Covering the Sahara with solar panels would kill the South American rainforests.

Just a head up there. Kind of funny

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If we're going absurd geoengineering projects I want a dam across the gibraltar strait.

Yes I know that would turn the mediterranean into the dead sea. I don't care.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Pochoclo posted:

I've gone over the problem a lot, and discussed it with people who know about power generation a lot (some from these very forums), and honestly, if we don't go full nuclear and stop burning coal/oil like idiots, we're done as a civilization, it's as simple as that. There's not enough time for a magic fusion silver bullet (that in truth is not 100% a silver bullet, really), or advancing and using renewables in the amount necessary. Right now, we could just go full nuclear and that would solve the problem. Like, if we got our poo poo together as a species, we could do it right this very moment. We don't even need to wait for Liquid Fluorine Thorium Reactors, modern uranium nuclear is more than good enough.

Asimov predicted this aaaages ago and- ah who are we kidding, politicians don't listen to scientists. They're experts, you know.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

GlyphGryph posted:

Covering the Sahara with solar panels would kill the South American rainforests.

Just a head up there. Kind of funny
Nobody's talking about covering the entire thing from Nouakchott to Port Sudan with panels. You'd only need a few 10s of square kms just south of the African Mediterranean coast to have some serious power output, whether that was electrical or as a source of fertilizer or fuel or whatever.

e: ^ We've had enough of experts.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

OwlFancier posted:

If we're going absurd geoengineering projects I want a dam across the gibraltar strait.

Yes I know that would turn the mediterranean into the dead sea. I don't care.

Fun fact.

6 million years ago an earthquake did this, and the sea dried up, and then a bit later on another earthquake undammed it and a few dozen cubic kilometres of water flowed in every day for a hundred years

Imagine if we had a pit that big available to us. We'd dig a thousand channels, dam them all, build industrial civilisation on the back of immense amounts of hydro power, spend centuries knowing it would run out but do nothing about it, then keel over when the sea filled up

It'd be better then keeling over when we were finished filling up the atmosphere with carbon anyway

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Put big solar panels in orbit. Massive gigantic wafer thin sail designs, and then send the power back to earth in huge devastating beam of heat and light to be captured by some doohicky and just hope it never gets misaligned.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Fun fact.

6 million years ago an earthquake did this, and the sea dried up, and then a bit later on another earthquake undammed it and a few dozen cubic kilometres of water flowed in every day for a hundred years

Imagine if we had a pit that big available to us. We'd dig a thousand channels, dam them all, build industrial civilisation on the back of immense amounts of hydro power, spend centuries knowing it would run out but do nothing about it, then keeled over when the sea filled up

It'd be better then keeling over when we were finished filling up the atmosphere with carbon anyway

You know of all the massive engineering, geological and political problems to overcome with such a project I guarantee the thing that would scupper it would be people saying "You mean people will be able to walk from Africa to Europe?".

Didn't that damming also cause a truly horrific amount of climate change?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

goddamnedtwisto posted:

You know of all the massive engineering, geological and political problems to overcome with such a project I guarantee the thing that would scupper it would be people saying "You mean people will be able to walk from Africa to Europe?".

Didn't that damming also cause a truly horrific amount of climate change?

I mean you can't exactly get rid of a sea and not expect it to massively effect the local climate

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'm sure Spain would put up giant chickenwire fences like they did at Ceuta and Melilla.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY
Onshore wind and photovoltaic solar are already at grid parity in huge chunks of the world. Solar in particular has come out of loving nowhere:





As much as I love nuclear, the future is solar. Yeah yeah base load, storage issues, etc etc - these are things that need fixing to replace all fossil fuels with renewables, but they're not roadblocks until renewables constitute a much higher fraction of a grid's production than they currently do.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Gum posted:

I mean you can't exactly get rid of a sea and not expect it to massively effect the local climate

I'm sure I read it was more than local climate, and that it may have considerably lengthened the ice age because the existence of the Med drives a fair chunk of the climate north of the Himalayas.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Fun fact.

6 million years ago an earthquake did this, and the sea dried up, and then a bit later on another earthquake undammed it and a few dozen cubic kilometres of water flowed in every day for a hundred years

Imagine if we had a pit that big available to us. We'd dig a thousand channels, dam them all, build industrial civilisation on the back of immense amounts of hydro power, spend centuries knowing it would run out but do nothing about it, then keel over when the sea filled up

It'd be better then keeling over when we were finished filling up the atmosphere with carbon anyway

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantropa

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

coffeetable posted:

Onshore wind and photovoltaic solar are already at grid parity in huge chunks of the world. Solar in particular has come out of loving nowhere:





As much as I love nuclear, the future is solar. Yeah yeah base load, storage issues, etc etc - these are things that need fixing to replace all fossil fuels with renewables, but they're not roadblocks until renewables constitute a much higher fraction of a grid's production than they currently do.

The future would indeed be solar, but for that you need a future in the first place and if we don't go nuclear first, there's not going to be a solar-power future.

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

coffeetable posted:

Onshore wind and photovoltaic solar are already at grid parity in huge chunks of the world. Solar in particular has come out of loving nowhere:

Chinese subsidies worth tens of billions of USD isn't exactly nowhere, but yeah, the explosion in the growth of solar power has been stunning.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Renewables would be the future if we had a future.

Enjoy your preventable deaths, comrades.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Nuclear is a renewable energy resource

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Total Meatlove posted:

Nuclear is a renewable energy resource

Or at least if we run out of fuel for it and haven't figured out a solution by then something else has gone drastically wrong.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Pochoclo posted:

The future would indeed be solar, but for that you need a future in the first place and if we don't go nuclear first, there's not going to be a solar-power future.

there is 400GW of nuclear installed globally. solar will probably hit that sometime next year, having been at basically zero ten years earlier

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Total Meatlove posted:

Nuclear is a renewable energy resource

It's one of the least renewable energy sources in existence

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Netherlands is mostly flat, so there must be some strong winds?

So how about invading, killing them all, and converting it all into one massive wind farm for the world.

I'll take my Nobel Peace Prize in used 50 notes please.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


coffeetable posted:

there is 400GW of nuclear installed globally. solar will probably hit that sometime next year, having been at basically zero ten years earlier

It also takes ~5 years to build a nuclear plant assuming you already have all of the permitting and everything else setup in advance along with a suitable location.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

happyhippy posted:

Netherlands is mostly flat, so there must be some strong winds?

So how about invading, killing them all, and converting it all into one massive wind farm for the world.

I'll take my Nobel Peace Prize in used 50 notes please.

Might have some issues if you're a bit slow off the mark and the sea levels rise.

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