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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Gringostar posted:

issa is gone next election anyway because holy poo poo are people pissed at him here for voting for the lovely house bill to take away healthcare

yeah issa is basically toast

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Qurnah posted:

loving democracies how do they work?

I couldn't tell you never been in one.

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

GobiasIndustries posted:

Scott Walker is so loving sexy, goddamn

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Gringostar posted:

issa is gone next election anyway because holy poo poo are people pissed at him here for voting for the lovely house bill to take away healthcare

actually a hell of a lot of republicans are gone in CA since the actually rich that are stuffed into rich coastal districts are supremely tired of donny's poo poo

they'll be replaced by bad dems because obviously you'll never get the rich that have multi million dollar beach homes to vote for socialists but flipping the house to give mueller all the political cover he needs is key

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005



Michigan Right to Life is gonna be so mad.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Gringostar posted:

actually a hell of a lot of republicans are gone in CA since the actually rich that are stuffed into rich coastal districts are supremely tired of donny's poo poo

probably because he has a thing for pissing off the IT sector in every way possible

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
It's 4:20 somewhere, so :420:

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

TMMadman posted:

It's 4:20 somewhere, so :420:

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

The council had approved a generous contract to a physicist from the nearby U.S. Air Force Academy to develop and implement what he said would be a $20 million, coal-scrubbing technology on the city’s downtown power plant. “Just a terrible deal,” Bach says.

The city had pitched it as a way of making a profit—when the technology was licensed to other plants, Colorado Springs would share in the rewards. But the city was also on the hook to pay for the research and development it required, and costs quickly spiraled. Just last month, the business shut down without having made a single additional sale. The cost: some $150 million over budget. As with the hospital deal, in which the council chose to go with a local rather than open the bidding to all comers, Bach raked officials for their shortsighted provincialism that he and others felt wasn’t befitting America’s 40th-most populous city.

“This town is so easily scammed,” says John Hazlehurst, himself a former council member and now a columnist with the Colorado Springs Business Journal. “Why? Because we’re hicks. It’s really that simple.”


:laffo:

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


I could not agree more Mr. Governor.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

MaxxBot posted:

Slow and steady wins the race my friend!



ted cruz lookin motherfucker

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:



Michigan Right to Life is gonna be so mad.

Hey, Rick Snyder did a good thing!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:



Michigan Right to Life is gonna be so mad.

lol tim kaine signed this into law for virginia

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


TMMadman posted:

So does anyone else think of Matthew Perry when they see Joe Scarborough?

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Hey, Rick Snyder did a good thing!

I live in Michigan and my GF's mom has a Defund PP sticker on the back of her car. Wonder how she'll feel about this one.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Reality Winner posted:

I'm surprised how little low level staffers make. I make more money than someone working in the loving white house.

the real monetary benefits come after you leave the whitehouse.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/USATODAY/status/880905081096462338

Hard to do for boomers when their children hate them and Medicaid is cut so not even the cheap nursing homes will take them.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Joementum posted:

lmbo, Dan Scavino makes the oddly specific and juuuuuuuuust less than Spicer's salary amount of $179,700

179,700 seems to be the top salary for some reason, lots of people with that specific figure

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Big McHuge posted:

I live in Michigan and my GF's mom has a Defund PP sticker on the back of her car. Wonder how she'll feel about this one.

Does she know ur fukken her daughter with protections?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Big McHuge posted:

I live in Michigan and my GF's mom has a Defund PP sticker on the back of her car. Wonder how she'll feel about this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqu132vTl5Y

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Gringostar posted:


(vermont sucks joe, just admit it)

:wrong:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

fits my needs posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/USATODAY/status/880905081096462338

Hard to do for boomers when their children hate them and Medicaid is cut so not even the cheap nursing homes will take them.

i've designed nursing homes for alzheimer patients before

:smithicide: doesn't even begin to cover the stuff you have to incorporate for them because of their condition

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Is Maine worse than Vermont or about the same?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

fits my needs posted:

Is Maine worse than Vermont or about the same?

the word vermin comes from vermont, which tells u a lot

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

babypolis posted:

179,700 seems to be the top salary for some reason, lots of people with that specific figure

Government pay grades. It's a poo poo wage for the DC area and will get you laughed out of a lot of the nicer places. But then you get $$$$$$$$$ when you leave. So take the hit now and make your monies later. You'll pull in seven figures easy when you leave and that's real money, not that middle class bullshit.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

fits my needs posted:

Is Maine worse than Vermont or about the same?

maine is the florida of the north east

i'll at least say vermont is the north carolina of the ne

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Orkin Mang posted:

the word vermin comes from vermont, which tells u a lot

Gringostar posted:

maine is the florida of the north east

i'll at least say vermont is the north carolina of the ne

:thunk:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Does she know ur fukken her daughter with protections?

I bought her an account, she does now lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
New England, ranked

1. Vermont
2. Massachusetts
3. Maine
4. Connecticut
5. New Hampshire

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the maine lobster is also known as the rat of the northeast, itself a kind of vermin. use ur own judgement

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

New England, ranked

1. Vermont
2. Massachusetts
3. Maine
4. Connecticut
5. New Hampshire

didn't list rhode island, fake news

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

TMMadman posted:

It's 4:20 somewhere, so :420:

colorado, of course

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

New England, ranked

1. Vermont
2. Massachusetts
3. Maine
4. Connecticut
5. New Hampshire

As someone in Massachusetts, :agreed:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Joementum posted:

New England, ranked

1. Vermont
2. Massachusetts
3. Maine
4. Connecticut
5. New Hampshire

:wrong:, patriots are from mass so they rank as 5 billionth

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Joementum posted:

New England, ranked

1. Vermont
2. Massachusetts
3. Maine
4. Connecticut
5. New Hampshire

ct sucks

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
isnt bank fraudster and campaign saboteur bernard sanders from loving vermont

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Also Maine's pretty cool, I knew some people from there once, they were cool

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

instead of giving the elderly care, maybe we should just let them all die so they stop voting??? hello????

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


i was born there.

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