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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man

Metapod posted:

Ah yes a bigger semaj criston that's what the team needs https://twitter.com/royceyoung/status/880917695952244737

I still believe in MCW

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Metapod posted:

Ah yes a bigger semaj criston that's what the team needs https://twitter.com/royceyoung/status/880917695952244737

The most presti of players

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Metapod posted:

Ah yes a bigger semaj criston that's what the team needs https://twitter.com/royceyoung/status/880917695952244737

i was going to taunt you by trying to find a picture of Doug and MCW but while i was looking for that i found this

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Lockback posted:

If Teague costs over 20 million I think I might rather give the keys to Tyus and go make a huge splash somewhere else.

Offer that OKC pick and their #16 for a Paul George rental.

If Teague gets over $20 million, the GM that gives it to him should get shot

houstonguy
Jun 2, 2005

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Ricky Rubio has been a member of the Jazz for like 2 hours and their fanbase on Reddit is already predicting that he immaculately concepts a jumper.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Sheriff posted:

Ricky Rubio has been a member of the Jazz for like 2 hours and their fanbase on Reddit is already predicting that he immaculately concepts a jumper.

He has a pretty good midrange jumper already. Even his 3point shooting isn't as terrible as its made out to be. The fact that he can't finish inside is his big Achilles heel.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Boosh! posted:

You got Butler for peanuts.

I don't care, that has nothing to do with this

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

In the last clip, Klay's shoes are are going to be all that that is visible as he is buried under a giant writhing pile of naked Chinese hotties, with a crowd in the background politely applauding his silly antics.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


dokmo posted:

I still believe in MCW

Lmao why in the world?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/DwyaneWade/status/880922064869367809

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

Jerry Stackhouse posted:

Even though the Warriors are agents provocateurs, is it OK to like them?
https://66thtake.wordpress.com/2017/06/30/hercules-and-the-hydra/
PS I am happy the Hornets drafted a good player with a good name.

God bless you

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



lol

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
https://www.instagram.com/boblian1206/

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

So woj will be on espn at midnight ?

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

predicto posted:

In the last clip, Klay's shoes are are going to be all that that is visible as he is buried under a giant writhing pile of naked Chinese hotties, with a crowd in the background politely applauding his silly antics.

Wonder if Jackie Chan's son can hook him up with some Chinese weed

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

"Look Chris, something you've never seen before"

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I mean, that would be a pretty sweet ability in the NBA too. Remember when the nets got AK47 for a mysteriously low contract?

Sure do, my dude, posted about it not 20 pages ago :cool: even acquired him from the team that forfeited five draft picks for similar tampering, the balls on Prokhorov

dokmo posted:

I still believe in MCW

how? why? can you make me a cut of Melo shooting the three off one dribble I want to see why it sucks

SpiritOfSanDimas
Oct 31, 2012

Jerry Stackhouse posted:

Even though the Warriors are agents provocateurs, is it OK to like them?
https://66thtake.wordpress.com/2017/06/30/hercules-and-the-hydra/
PS I am happy the Hornets drafted a good player with a good name.

Not to rag on your link specifically, but I really hate this sort of bullshit intellectual NBA writing where its like "What Godard film is JR Smith?"

Its just screaming 'I HAVE A LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE BUT I ALSO LIKE SPORTS.... BET YOU DIDNT THINK YOU'D FIND SOMEONE LIKE ME HMMMM?". Its everywhere and it drives me nuts

These days I can only stand emotionless Nate Duncan style pure autistic salary cap number crunching

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Jerry Stackhouse posted:

Even though the Warriors are agents provocateurs, is it OK to like them?
https://66thtake.wordpress.com/2017/06/30/hercules-and-the-hydra/
PS I am happy the Hornets drafted a good player with a good name.

When you say agents provocateurs, all I can think of is Kylie Minogue because I'm a sick person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab4srwcTNlw

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:

Cool, the Spurs aren't going to do jack poo poo in free agency.

I like Simmons well enough but I don't think he's better than Kyle Anderson. They are really dead set on not making any moves to improve the team it seems.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/880923742418894848

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

SpiritOfSanDimas posted:

Not to rag on your link specifically, but I really hate this sort of bullshit intellectual NBA writing where its like "What Godard film is JR Smith?"

Its just screaming 'I HAVE A LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE BUT I ALSO LIKE SPORTS.... BET YOU DIDNT THINK YOU'D FIND SOMEONE LIKE ME HMMMM?". Its everywhere and it drives me nuts

These days I can only stand emotionless Nate Duncan style pure autistic salary cap number crunching

he writes that stuff himself; it's a tongue-in-cheek parody of what you're talking about; it's regularly hilarious; please don't try to make him stop; i'll loving kill you; sorry about that last one it was over the top sorry

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
Unrelated to anything did anyone enjoy 5 minutes of Zach Lowe pleading with Lou Williams to unblock him on twitter

Cool Buff Man posted:

"Look Chris, something you've never seen before"

lol

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I love lowe shelbourne podcasts so I loved that part yes

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

SpiritOfSanDimas posted:

Not to rag on your link specifically, but I really hate this sort of bullshit intellectual NBA writing where its like "What Godard film is JR Smith?"

Its just screaming 'I HAVE A LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE BUT I ALSO LIKE SPORTS.... BET YOU DIDNT THINK YOU'D FIND SOMEONE LIKE ME HMMMM?". Its everywhere and it drives me nuts

These days I can only stand emotionless Nate Duncan style pure autistic salary cap number crunching

Jerry Stackhouse is pound for pound the funniest NBA poster and if you scare him off I will be very mad

SpiritOfSanDimas
Oct 31, 2012

EvanTH posted:

he writes that stuff himself; it's a tongue-in-cheek parody of what you're talking about; it's regularly hilarious; please don't try to make him stop; i'll loving kill you; sorry about that last one it was over the top sorry

lol okay, didn't know it was a parody. I've seen too many that are too real and I had flashbacks

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

:smith:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

euphronius posted:

So woj will be on espn at midnight ?

yes, on svp's show

i expect a welcome to espn nuke at that moment

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:

I was wrong, apparently they're looking to get worse.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Cool Buff Man posted:

"Look Chris, something you've never seen before"

Let's be fair. I'm sure he has a TV

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I'm assuming woj will announce like 7 signings at 12:01

I think a lot of things are already done

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

:lol: at Igoudala continuing his traitorous ways

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

chunkles posted:

Unrelated to anything did anyone enjoy 5 minutes of Zach Lowe pleading with Lou Williams to unblock him on twitter

Coming from twitter's pettiest and most block-happy writer that's hilarious

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Bashez posted:

I was wrong, apparently they're looking to get worse.

Lmao never change.

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

chunkles posted:

Unrelated to anything did anyone enjoy 5 minutes of Zach Lowe pleading with Lou Williams to unblock him on twitter?

lol

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ricky no :cry:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


hi do you remember me, i'm the kid who had a report due on space

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Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

If you look closely there's a hole in Chris Paul's spacesuit. He's not going to make it

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

DeimosRising posted:

Who? Despite their popularity and value actually good stretch 4s are hard to come by

JaMychal Green

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DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


EvanTH posted:

he writes that stuff himself; it's a tongue-in-cheek parody of what you're talking about; it's regularly hilarious; please don't try to make him stop; i'll loving kill you; sorry about that last one it was over the top sorry

Parody is the wrong word entirely. 66th is funny and includes farcical elements, but it's not mocking socialist thought or the philosophical and ideological interrogation of popular culture. Just the opposite


SpiritOfSanDimas posted:

Not to rag on your link specifically, but I really hate this sort of bullshit intellectual NBA writing where its like "What Godard film is JR Smith?"

Its just screaming 'I HAVE A LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE BUT I ALSO LIKE SPORTS.... BET YOU DIDNT THINK YOU'D FIND SOMEONE LIKE ME HMMMM?". Its everywhere and it drives me nuts

These days I can only stand emotionless Nate Duncan style pure autistic salary cap number crunching

What the gently caress are you even talking about

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