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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Orkin Mang posted:

academic elites? lol like who. western culture doesnt have public academics anymore, unless u count chucklefucks like degrasse tyson or lol dawkins (and whatever happened to that guy). and bill nye the science guy doesnt count

Dawkins went super far up his own rear end, so he no longer appeals to normal people

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I believed for a second that he just made this tweet before I saw the date

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

skaboomizzy posted:

I believed for a second that he just made this tweet before I saw the date

Plus I thought Steve jobs didn't want to go the phablet route

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Glumslinger posted:

Dawkins went super far up his own rear end, so he no longer appeals to normal people

didnt he also say and do some weird sexist pederasty bs? i remember him coining the phrase 'light pederasty' at some point haha

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Inspector Hound posted:

Guest houses are going to be soooo cheap here

But you should probably learn to ride a moped without any legs

while they take my picture before murdering me I'm going to flip them off as a symbol of defiance

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

skaboomizzy posted:

I believed for a second that he just made this tweet before I saw the date

first date uve seen in twenty years im sure ahhaa. nah ur ok

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

ssteve, please.. my pig eye and sasuage fingers need you

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/880888186871980033

but.. but... blue lives matter...

a corrupt official
Sep 25, 2015


interesting...

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


he must be chilling with frederick douglass

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/880917879809552384

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

[draws pentagram of russian hooker piss]

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I can't remember if posted it in this thread, but remember when people were projecting all of that stuff onto the front of Trump's hotel?


The EPA HQ is the building across the street :lol:

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:



Michigan Right to Life is gonna be so mad.

nice?

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Intel&Sebastian posted:

:boom:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA


AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:boom:

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
youre not fooling me dove plus men. im still going to hang out in the male grooming products aisle and shout "GAYYYYYYY GAY-G-G-GAYYYY-GAYYY-GAYYYY-GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" like that airhorn sound effect radio people use every time i see a man pick up one of your products

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

every bullet an officer fires should deduct 10k from their pension, then we'll see how much they actually fear for their lives in these situations

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

trump was right

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/880924467127615488

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

wait steve jobs had already been dead for two years when he made this

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

cumshitter posted:

youre not fooling me dove plus men. im still going to hang out in the male grooming products aisle and shout "GAYYYYYYY GAY-G-G-GAYYYY-GAYYY-GAYYYY-GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" like that airhorn sound effect radio people use every time i see a man pick up one of your products

Hey, if you don't want to be vain as tuck and look good, that's your problem :coal:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


No one itt will live to see it

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

I'm gonna blame Jeff Lord for this

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




it is mightier than a sword after all

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

No one itt will live to see it

as long as we all die, that's fine

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

No one itt will live to see it



piss tape is real

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

I pity anyone who watches cnn

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Actually this is good. Because centrism is dead.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/meridithmcgraw/status/880910072213368839

????????

?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/880925759027777536

curious what the choices were

1 super bummed
2 not too thrilled
3 meh
4 now thats what im talkin about
5 fuckin psyched

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Intel&Sebastian posted:

:boom:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA


AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:boom:
at this point i genuinely believe trump could kill these peoples' children, like literally go to their house, pluck their infant from its crib and eat it, just bite through it's face and consume it in front of them, his eyes gleaming red with devilish hunger, before tossing the remains of the twitching corpse aside and wiping his bloody hands on their cheeks before leaving, swiping their most treasured family heirloom for good measure on the way out, and it would not make them stop supporting him

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

"President Trump" Is A Thing

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


lol @ greta

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

fits my needs posted:

Actually this is good. Because centrism is dead.

https://twitter.com/politico/status/880903528843288576

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Intel&Sebastian posted:

:boom:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA


AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:boom:

Like, just

What the gently caress

Did you think was going to happen

Is this the same part of your brain that sees an empty ramp attached to the back of a truck and thinks "I bet I could Dukes of Hazzard that bitch", except you actually do it

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



Looks like viewers are going to the network that actually talks about how Trump is garbage poo poo instead of the network that treats him with kid gloves

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

lmao what the gently caress

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Orkin Mang posted:

didnt he also say and do some weird sexist pederasty bs? i remember him coining the phrase 'light pederasty' at some point haha

Luckily if the pedarest is light it means you can get them to bounce farther when you throw them.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

TRUMP161: Infinity and beyond

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

TwoStepBoog posted:

lol @ greta

she already got fired hahaha

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Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Apraxin posted:

at this point i genuinely believe trump could kill these peoples' children, like literally go to their house, pluck their infant from its crib and eat it, just bite through it's face and consume it in front of them, his eyes gleaming red with devilish hunger, before tossing the remains of the twitching corpse aside and wiping his bloody hands on their cheeks before leaving, swiping their most treasured family heirloom for good measure on the way out, and it would not make them stop supporting him

"Heh, what's the matter? I thought you libs supported killing babies :smug:"

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