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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


chris cillizza should be whipped with fully grown grass stalks

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empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Apraxin posted:

at this point i genuinely believe trump could kill these peoples' children, like literally go to their house, pluck their infant from its crib and eat it, just bite through it's face and consume it in front of them, his eyes gleaming red with devilish hunger, before tossing the remains of the twitching corpse aside and wiping his bloody hands on their cheeks before leaving, swiping their most treasured family heirloom for good measure on the way out, and it would not make them stop supporting him

I think someone somewhere has figured out that you can program people via rightwing ideologies via the media, and i don't think the same kind of programming is possible with progressive ideologies. maybe to a certain extent but the consistency of the success with rightwing bullshit is insane. the reliability with which they get them to the polls makes it seem like they're compulsed on a level liberals aren't.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

clizza should be drowned in a big tub of milk, toast, and southpark dvds

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/880801109882925057

lol anal rape lol

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

they can do this

https://twitter.com/stltoday/status/880924180585127937

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
yesterday NASA denied they have child slave compounds on Mars

today:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/880919871353217024

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🍕

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Al! posted:

[draws pentagram of russian hooker piss]

How the gently caress are your fingers to small for a loving iphone six!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

our

president

is

literally

mentally

handicapped

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

More people watched Sargon of Akkad on Joe Rogan than Anderson Cooper...

LOL

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Health insurance rip off lying
FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson,
Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your rear end in!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol goddamn so many people watch loving Hannity. That goddamn sputtering retard.

That's amazing.

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

drugs are better

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Health insurance rip off lying
FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson,
Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your rear end in!

this album is fuckin great idc what anyone says

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lol goddamn so many people watch loving Hannity. That goddamn sputtering retard.

That's amazing.

he is kinda the last big talking head there, the rest have been fired or left or went to hell.

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"
https://twitter.com/ae_fernandes/status/880910385422807040

So I have no idea if this is actually a thing

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/calacademy/status/880927429145055233

cali academy of science is summoning the orb

good thing or bad thing?

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

Michael Bayleaf posted:

I pity anyone who watches cnn

my parents watch it sometime and they are dem socialists, they hate the panels tho

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

I....well....what?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Health insurance rip off lying
FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson,
Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your rear end in!

that was only thrown in to see if people would remember that over the rest of the song

humanity loving sucks

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i love president prion brain

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Health insurance rip off lying
FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson,
Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your rear end in!

Don't let go
You've got the pisstape in u

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

One-winged Donald

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

I'm doing the best I can but I just can't drink like I used to back in my twenties. :(

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lol goddamn so many people watch loving Hannity. That goddamn sputtering retard.

That's amazing.

His radio show gets like 12-20 million listeners a week.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

*extreme 90s standup voice*: you guys ever been at the airport and the only tv you can watch has CNN? it's like, wow!, i'm finally in a secret club

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age


video please

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Montasque posted:

His radio show gets like 12-20 million listeners a week.

Too bad true success can only be measured in supplement sales.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013


reality is fake news

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

the only time i put on cable news is if a twitter journalist says "stand by for news"
plus, i assume, the only people who watch cable news en masse are >45

so i can see why fox is killing it and cnn is dying

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/880927968712851458

tired of winning

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

also, another lol that Blitzer and Greta were on at the same time
loving anybody would avoid CNN and MSNBC during that time slot

Quebec Bagnet
Apr 28, 2009

mess with the honk
you get the bonk
Lipstick Apathy

Gringostar posted:

i've designed nursing homes for alzheimer patients before

:smithicide: doesn't even begin to cover the stuff you have to incorporate for them because of their condition

i would read this a/t thread

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
cable news is all garbage that is made irrelevant by smartphones and the internet

i dont need anyone to tell me what a story means i just read the story

to paraphrase hunter s thompson the news isn't for watching its for reacting to



except for maddow shes cool

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/meridithmcgraw/status/880910072213368839?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
I want those drugs

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005


"we believe in small government"

*approves bill to veto popular city law*

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

TwoStepBoog posted:

also, another lol that Blitzer and Greta were on at the same time
loving anybody would avoid CNN and MSNBC during that time slot

greta's show was awful,I think Alan Dershowitz was on it every night via skype

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Gringostar posted:

i've designed nursing homes for alzheimer patients before

:smithicide: doesn't even begin to cover the stuff you have to incorporate for them because of their condition

Do you have to do it like a maze so that they're trapped instead of being able to wander off?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Infinity is a word with 4 syllables, so naturally the President of the United States of America defaults to his boilerplate gibbering repetition to overcome that obstacle.

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Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Regular Nintendo posted:

this album is fuckin great idc what anyone says

*dana loesch video interspersed with clips of nukes launching*

I hope I didn't just give away the ending

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