NBA Offseason G/V: Let Me Hear You Post It

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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline? This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney	67	22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball	40	13.38%
Where will the Pauls go	54	18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ??	41	13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking	97	32.44%
Total:	210 votes

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

We have a gdt

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:02

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# ? May 15, 2024 07:03

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

https://twitter.com/MillerTimePod/status/880998416112689152

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:02

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/880999467385667584

QQ

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:03

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/880999728258793472

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:03

ScooterMcTiny: Apr 7, 2004

Metapod posted:

Russ is happy https://twitter.com/AdamJosephSport/status/880997976109232128

Just sayin this is instagram not Snapchat

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:03

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/880999591314944001

the bulls retain 75% of an NBA player.

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:03

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

Dejan Bimble posted:

Rachel Nicols sucks and her insanely squeaky voice hurts my ears
Amin is great

Oh yeah Amin does owns. Forgot his name.

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:03

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

R.D. Mangles posted:

WOJBOMB GDT
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3825496

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:04

hitze: Aug 28, 2007; Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/880999728258793472

not sure about this

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:05

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

He probably wouldn't agree to go anywhere but Cleveland and since he got caught impregnating some woman he's said a bunch about how he wants to be in NYC for his family who he cares for quite deeply. He's a weak dumb man. They can't trade him, he won't agree to go, he's being guilt-tripped by his wife and they fired the only halfway competent GM they've had in decades (although he is fully incompetent because he agreed to Melo's NTC in the first place) for trying to buy him out.

Also there was this:
https://www.si.com/nba/2017/06/29/knicks-carmelo-anthony-kristaps-porzingis-triangle

quote:

Report: Melo �chewed out� Kristaps Porzingis over praise of triangle offense

quote:

Anthony has repeatedly voiced his displeasure with Phil Jackson�s preferred offensive system, which the team has used off and on over the past few seasons. When the Knicks began focusing again on the triangle in March, Porzingis was pleased.

�We�re starting to learn it now the way we should and we should have been playing from the beginning of the season,� he said. �So we�re a little behind. Hopefully, I don�t know when, we can start using it properly and making some impact playing it. I like the triangle. My whole first season, we played nothing but the triangle so I know it pretty well.�

Porzingis�s endorsement of the triangle didn�t sit well with Anthony.

�Melo really chewed him out, lit into him,� one source told Berman.

What a wonderful team dynamic. I'm sure Porzingis will want to stay here for years.

Good news is we cut the traitor N'Dour several months too late
https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/880848245160898560

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:07

Stagger_Lee: Mar 25, 2009

Yeah, gonna have to stop thinking about the Pacers for a while. Hard to have confidence in a rebuild being led by a man who managed to trade PG for negative value. Just taking on Dipo's contract should have been worth a pick.

George got a lot less likable those last couple of years, but I don't blame him for not wanting to play for Indiana.

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:11

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/881001835296960513

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:12

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/881002988919177216

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:15

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/881002988919177216

No...

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:15

roundmidnight: Jul 9, 2010

larry joe bird didnt die for victor oladipo and domatas sabonis you animals

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:15

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

Nice job Danny. YOu let Steph Curry slip through your greasy finges. Eat curb.

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:16

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/881002941250813952

this is huge

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:16

chunkles: Aug 14, 2005; i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

i like shaun livingston.

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:17

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

huge overpay for Steph

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:18

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Is there a Danny Ainge thread?

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:18

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

EvanTH posted:

huge overpay for dollar store Steve Nash

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:19

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

NotWearingPants posted:

Is there a Danny Ainge thread?

youre posting in it

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:19

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

AggressivelyStupid posted:

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:21

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:21

Danny LaFever: Dec 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

R.D. Mangles posted:

lol

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:23

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

hahahahahahah
https://twitter.com/RealGM/status/881004740686913536

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:24

Mr. F!: Sep 21, 2016

Gonz posted:

Hol yfuck

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:25

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

WhyteRyce posted:

hahahahahahah
https://twitter.com/RealGM/status/881004740686913536

What the

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:25

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Gonz posted:

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:26

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

pubic works project posted:

https://twitter.com/MillerTimePod/status/880998416112689152

hahahahah

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:26

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Cool Buff Man posted:

What the

WOULD YOU RATHER consider a Gay Plan B or will be get a first-round pound

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:27

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Where's OKC's other move?

# ? Jul 1, 2017 05:27

jackofarcades: Sep 2, 2011; Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!