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FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Everyone should fight and complain about health care in the US at every possible opportunity because of how loving stupid it is and it is about to get worse

except everyone knows it's lovely so all anyone ever does is just circlejerk about who had the biggest hospital bill

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

FCKGW posted:

except everyone knows it's lovely so all anyone ever does is just circlejerk about who had the biggest hospital bill

And all of us foreigners brag about "I fell 13 storeys and fractured 89 of my vertebrae (it was so bad it broke vertebrae that the doctors hadn't even seen before) and I was in hospital for a decade but it only cost me $7.50 because of the parking when my parents picked me up :smug:" except our own politicians are greedily eyeing off the US system and trying to gently caress over our own health care systems whenever the rest of the country don't watch them closely

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i would be dead if my office hadn't covered me on workers comp. :smithfrog: american healthcare is absolutely profiteering.

The_end
May 17, 2014

sneakyfrog posted:

i would be dead if my office hadn't covered me on workers comp. :smithfrog: american healthcare is absolutely profiteering.

You are correct there. Paper work filled out properly take priority over patient care.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

And all of us foreigners brag about "I fell 13 storeys and fractured 89 of my vertebrae (it was so bad it broke vertebrae that the doctors hadn't even seen before) and I was in hospital for a decade but it only cost me $7.50 because of the parking when my parents picked me up :smug:" except our own politicians are greedily eyeing off the US system and trying to gently caress over our own health care systems whenever the rest of the country don't watch them closely

Even the Republican-est motherfuckers in Australia would never dare touch Medicare. Old people use it the most, and old people vote for them. They'd probably get lynched by a really old, shuffling mob, being beaten by walking frames all the way to the gum tree someone threw a crocheted noose over.

And yeah, my story is emergency gallbladder surgery, cost me a grand total of $5.80, which was for aftercare opiate painkillers.

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Memento posted:

Even the Republican-est motherfuckers in Australia would never dare touch Medicare. Old people use it the most, and old people vote for them. They'd probably get lynched by a really old, shuffling mob, being beaten by walking frames all the way to the gum tree someone threw a crocheted noose over.

And yeah, my story is emergency gallbladder surgery, cost me a grand total of $5.80, which was for aftercare opiate painkillers.

Emergency appendectomy, 0 dollars out of pocket. (Laparoscopic procedure, didn't even need pain medication)

My wife's two cesareans, probably 50 dollars out of pocket and that was just for the after care drugs.

Took my daughter to the hospital when she cut her hand pretty deeply, all glued together and sent home with enough wound dressings to last a week. 0 dollars.

Australian health care rules. Every time someone complains about their income tax I bring up Medicare.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

hanales posted:

There are some really sad stories on there :(

youtubewiki posted:

Death Story
It was reported at around 7PM or 8PM EST that fortyniner235's incident was reported. He died from brain damage after committing suicide.

hrmm.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

FCKGW posted:

Also DIWhy.

Which Is where I found this






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W5r7rrR_Mg&t=13s



BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

mds2 posted:

$100,000 for my appendix. Go America!

Man, you got screwed. I just had a triple bypass done (I weigh 139 lbs, my body has a problem [confirmed genetic] with holding onto triglycerides) and mine was only 172 grand. So far, I've paid $500. Health insurance is brain damaged. I know this because I worked as an IT professional in the industry for 10 years. And yes, it's an "industry" not a "service". My company would do everything in their power to not pay your claim.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Jesus christ America what's wrong with you

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Synthbuttrange posted:

Jesus christ America what's wrong with you

:agreed: And I live here. We're hosed.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Might be time to change the thread title I guess.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Or close it.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

If you told me they retracted into the wall, I'd believe you.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

And all of us foreigners brag about "I fell 13 storeys and fractured 89 of my vertebrae (it was so bad it broke vertebrae that the doctors hadn't even seen before) and I was in hospital for a decade but it only cost me $7.50 because of the parking when my parents picked me up :smug:" except our own politicians are greedily eyeing off the US system and trying to gently caress over our own health care systems whenever the rest of the country don't watch them closely

What makes you think they'd have to pay for parking :confused:

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Synthbuttrange posted:

If you told me they retracted into the wall, I'd believe you.

If you told me they shattered while being walked on, I'd believe you.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

They're holograms.

So Math
Jan 8, 2013

Ghostly Clothier
I would believe you if you said they were aquariums.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Safety aside, can we just admire how tacky they are? They don't even match any of the room's decor.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.




These disappear when you walk on them, I assume. To get down, you jump on a flag pole.

Cuazl
Mar 19, 2009
IIRC part of the reason US medical bills are so crazy is that the insurance companies refuse to pay them in full. Since the insurers are only going to pay 10% anyway, the hospitals just add a 0 to the bill. Works out fine as long as everyone's insured, right?

It's pretty appropriate that most US medical logos use Hermes' Caduceus (two snakes, wings) instead of the Staff of Asclepius (one snake). Hermes, god of travellers, merchants and thieves, who escorts the dying to the underworld. Definite symbolic determinism OSHA right there.

Kinda hard to find gifs of purely semiotic safety violations, though. So, uh, how about them hard hats?

http://i.imgur.com/LVIcLZ1.mp4
Although perhaps it'd be more poetic if it hit everyone who wasn't wearing a helmet. Hopefully his spine's alright.

Electrical safety?

http://i.imgur.com/w9bkSUK.mp4
Looks like it's the plug for the fountain. Unplugging it would solve the problem twice, but no.


I like the purely symbolic handrail. Just a line on the wall.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Synthbuttrange posted:

If you told me they retracted into the wall, I'd believe you.

They retract then extend in a pattern, just time the jumps properly and you're good.

At the top there is a hard hat. OH NO! The hard hat fired slow projectiles, knocking you backwards to the bottom of the stairs.

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

CannonFodder posted:

They retract then extend in a pattern, just time the jumps properly and you're good.

At the top there is a hard hat. OH NO! The hard hat fired slow projectiles, knocking you backwards to the bottom of the stairs.

Bug: Cannot select 'continue' option when defeated by the boss.
Solution: Not a bug - before selecting 'continue', player must beat a minigame where he or she selects a religion that promises reincarnation.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

OSHA: 0 days since last insurance/union debate

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
how to fix this?

'Brain-eating' amoeba found in 2 Louisiana water systems

Brain-eating amoebas have been detected in two water systems in Louisiana, the state's health department said Thursday. Health officials reassured residents that drinking tap water is still safe and taking precautions in pools and showers can reduce their risk of infection.

...

The health department urged residents to avoid getting water in their noses, which is how the organism can infect the brain. The department also advised the public to run baths, shower taps and hoses for at least five minutes before entering the water to flush out the pipes.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/brain-eating-amoeba-found-louisiana-water-systems/story?id=48372045

yes, waters safe, just don't get it in your nose?

bobfather
Sep 20, 2001

I will analyze your nervous system for beer money

Lime Tonics posted:

how to fix this?

'Brain-eating' amoeba found in 2 Louisiana water systems

Brain-eating amoebas have been detected in two water systems in Louisiana, the state's health department said Thursday. Health officials reassured residents that drinking tap water is still safe and taking precautions in pools and showers can reduce their risk of infection.

...

The health department urged residents to avoid getting water in their noses, which is how the organism can infect the brain. The department also advised the public to run baths, shower taps and hoses for at least five minutes before entering the water to flush out the pipes.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/brain-eating-amoeba-found-louisiana-water-systems/story?id=48372045

yes, waters safe, just don't get it in your nose?

A coworker of mine's partner passed from one of these from swimming in South America. Onset was after like a week and went something like day 1 feel ill, day 2 hospital, day 3 declining and massive antibiotics, day 4 gone. Completely terrible.

Hubis
May 18, 2003

Boy, I wish we had one of those doomsday machines...

Lime Tonics posted:


The health department urged residents to avoid getting water in their noses, which is how the organism can infect the brain. The department also advised the public to run baths, shower taps and hoses for at least five minutes before entering the water to flush out the pipes.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/brain-eating-amoeba-found-louisiana-water-systems/story?id=48372045

yes, waters safe, just don't get it in your nose?

The water is perfectly safe, just dump out the first 25 gallons before you use your hose

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Cuazl posted:

It's pretty appropriate that most US medical logos use Hermes' Caduceus (two snakes, wings) instead of the Staff of Asclepius (one snake). Hermes, god of travellers, merchants and thieves, who escorts the dying to the underworld. Definite symbolic determinism OSHA right there.

That's wonderful. According to Wikipedia, it's the US Army's fault.

quote:

In a survey of 242 logos used by organizations related to health or medicine, Friedlander found that professional associations were more likely to display the rod of Asclepius (62%), while organizations with a commercial focus were more likely to use the caduceus (76%). Hospitals were an exception (37% used a staff of Asclepius whereas 63% used a caduceus). Friedlander felt it likely that this might reflect the fact that "professional medical organizations have more often sought a real understanding of the meaning of the two symbols whereas commercial organizations have been less interested in the historical basis of their logo or insignia and more concerned with how well a certain symbol will be recognized by the iconographically unsophisticated audience they are trying to attract to their wares."
Heh.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

There is only one question that matters: Do they do Billie Jean or not?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Synthbuttrange posted:

If you told me they retracted into the wall, I'd believe you.

Jerry Cotton posted:

They're holograms.

Riker: Computer, remove stairs.

*Warf falls and breaks his spine again.*

Picard: Retract stairs, number 1...:ughh:

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

LOL at the "handrail" painted onto the wall.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.




gonna be stoked when max headdroom saunters down the stairs.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I think the handrail is actually a cavity in the wall, which is still a terrible idea, but in a different way.

suuma
Apr 2, 2009
Yeah it looks recessed to me.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Platystemon posted:

I think the handrail is actually a cavity in the wall, which is still a terrible idea, but in a different way.

So 99% of would fall to the ground and break bones, but my fingers would stay in the groove? Nice.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
No ones even addressed the issue of how fun alternating-step stairs are!




Although I can't seem to find a video of people failing to walk up them.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
There's alternating step stairs that meet OSHA code based on ship designs but I think they're snuck in as a type of ladder because you're supposed to use them facing the stair when ascending and descending.

I am convinced the local residential stair code doesn't exist because the average house is a ranch or ranch bungalow. Going to estate sales means visiting a lot of rich people's houses which are the rare ones with more than a single story and they all have the most terrifying stairs with the absolute worst riser height or run length or terrifying narrow runs in a short radius turn.

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Ak Gara posted:

No ones even addressed the issue of how fun alternating-step stairs are!




Although I can't seem to find a video of people failing to walk up them.

I mean, something like these industrial ones seems to make sense if you don't have a lot of horizontal room for stairs but don't want to use a ladder.

But the crazy angles on those stairs is just a hazard, if you get your foot too close to the middle, there's no step there to stand on and you'll go right down.

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


TVs Ian posted:

I mean, something like these industrial ones seems to make sense if you don't have a lot of horizontal room for stairs but don't want to use a ladder.

But the crazy angles on those stairs is just a hazard, if you get your foot too close to the middle, there's no step there to stand on and you'll go right down.

Yeah, but you'll land safely at the bottom instead of bouncing off all sorts of stairs on the way down.

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