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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



This is a good thing.

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
:gizz:
I can't wait for the eventual thread about it

repeating
Nov 14, 2005

Dick Trauma posted:

Bill Gates got the poo poo pied out of him. Here's the video, complete with Dan Rather snarkily referring to the pie-tossers as "hitmen."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK6SS8CXYZo

I don't think I've ever seen a human more traumatized by a pie.

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

ekuNNN posted:

Chelsea Manning tweeting pictures of the Undercover FBI agents following her around :ninja:


Wow...I guess it would be naive to expect anything different.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Platystemon posted:

I’d be happy if he got away with it.

If it was just defrauding rich people, sure. But they didn't pay their employees, so...

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

ekuNNN posted:

Chelsea Manning tweeting pictures of the Undercover FBI agents following her around :ninja:


If I was her I'd be loving with them all day. Like Man With One Red Shoe poo poo - walking up to strangers just to say a couple words of nonsense, leaving malware infected USB keys in random places, eating at as many Russian and Persian restaurants as possible, etc.

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Lime Tonics posted:

'Performance-enhancing' drug that cost Lance Armstrong his seven Tour de France titles doesn't work, finds study

'It’s just tragic ... to lose seven yellow jerseys for a drug that has no effect'

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...y-a7816181.html

I gonna have to call BS on that. They just used a single race (plus didn't specify the type of training) to test its effectiveness. That's not how EPO is suppose to work. It's used to aid in recovery in multi-stage races like the 3-week grand tours.

-edit-

Ha. Turns out the experimental group did show improvements over the control but the researchers cherry-picked the data to hell. They also did a poo poo job of setting controls. Plus most of the subjects were on pretty lax training regimens with the average training time and distance measured at 5-6 hours and 185-200km respectively per week while most pros do that per day.

http://www.bicycling.com/news/epo-study-debunked

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
"Lance Armstrong" is the most stupid name I've ever heard. No wonder he had to spend his whole life compensating.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Petit Gregory posted:

I gonna have to call BS on that. They just used a single race (plus didn't specify the type of training) to test its effectiveness. That's not how EPO is suppose to work. It's used to aid in recovery in multi-stage races like the 3-week grand tours.

-edit-

Ha. Turns out the experimental group did show improvements over the control but the researchers cherry-picked the data to hell. They also did a poo poo job of setting controls. Plus most of the subjects were on pretty lax training regimens with the average training time and distance measured at 5-6 hours and 185-200km respectively per week while most pros do that per day.

http://www.bicycling.com/news/epo-study-debunked

Honestly I read a few lines and it was basically Yet Another "A single new study came out contradicting established results! No, we didn't investigate who published it, nor did we ask for secondary opinions, why do you ask?"

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

iospace posted:

Joe West, everyone's favorite MLB umpire, got nailed in the head today at the Brewers game.

I don't want to see him injured, but i do want to see him not umpire. Prime ump show dick he is.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Dillbag posted:

If I was her I'd be loving with them all day. Like Man With One Red Shoe poo poo - walking up to strangers just to say a couple words of nonsense, leaving malware infected USB keys in random places, eating at as many Russian and Persian restaurants as possible, etc.

Obama's not president anymore and no way in hell would Trump give a poo poo about pardoning her, so no; I'd be walking on eggshells trying not to get put back into solitary confinement.


Came to post this but shoulda known I'd be looong beaten.

Fyre just keeps on giving :)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

ekuNNN posted:

Chelsea Manning tweeting pictures of the Undercover FBI agents following her around :ninja:


I might be missing something, but it looks like a regular man to me. Is there a wire I don't see?

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Paladinus posted:

I might be missing something, but it looks like a regular man to me. Is there a wire I don't see?

Yeah, I'm not sure who's side I'm supposed to be on here.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Paladinus posted:

I might be missing something, but it looks like a regular man to me. Is there a wire I don't see?

It's probably more his obvious stalking followed by loitering when she stops moving. I have no opinions on ex military whistle-blowers, but the concept of a government surveillance agent being so incompetent as to get spotted, photographed, and have his face posted on twitter amuses me greatly. It's not gonna be good for his career!

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug

Paladinus posted:

I might be missing something, but it looks like a regular man to me. Is there a wire I don't see?

Shiny, shiny shoes

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Your average person out and about sipping on a drink does not have shoes half that shiny

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Serephina posted:

It's probably more his obvious stalking followed by loitering when she stops moving. I have no opinions on ex military whistle-blowers, but the concept of a government surveillance agent being so incompetent as to get spotted, photographed, and have his face posted on twitter amuses me greatly. It's not gonna be good for his career!

The real trick is to have the obvious dunce she spots to keep attention from the 5 other agents

Two Feet From Bread
Apr 20, 2009

I'm. A. Fucking. Nazi.

please punch me in the face
i love it
give it to me daddy
College Slice
Semi decides to release some tires into the wild.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bcwUQR74cI

Edit: It's apparently a fatal accident, but you can't see anything. YouTube says it's OK to show.


Edit 2:

That is how I roll. No time for foreplay. Straight into the action.
vVvV

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Mindless posted:

Shiny, shiny shoes

This. The guy just went to the super secret plain clothes depository and forgot to change shoes. The look on his face is also golden.

Two Feet From Bread posted:

Semi decides to release some tires into the wild.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bcwUQR74cI

Holy poo poo, I did not expect that beginning. I was more expecting a bigger finale.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


And when they do remember to change shoes, it's always a leather slip-on shoe. Fed fuckin' LOVE penny loafers for some reason.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Why would the feds dedicate any resources to tailing Chelsea Manning? Especially in-person? They need to find out where she's getting her hair did? More likely a delusion or cry for attention from someone with a history of mental issues.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

theres a will theres moe posted:

Why would the feds dedicate any resources to tailing Chelsea Manning? Especially in-person? They need to find out where she's getting her hair did? More likely a delusion or cry for attention from someone with a history of mental issues.

It does seem a bit questionable/paranoid. The guy in the picture looks much more like a guy thinking "why are you taking my picture" than "oh poo poo she knows I'm a fed".

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

ekuNNN posted:

Chelsea Manning tweeting pictures of the Undercover FBI agents following her around :ninja:


yeah I eat rear end posted:

It does seem a bit questionable/paranoid. The guy in the picture looks much more like a guy thinking "why are you taking my picture" than "oh poo poo she knows I'm a fed".

Hair length and style is as conservative as possible, shaved close that morning, pressed untucked dress shirt buttoned up as far as it is, jeans oversized black plain watch, black framed glasses with clear lenses folded and tucked in the collar which he either actually needs for reading, in which case he'd have them on to be watching a video on his phone, or they're props/camera/microphone. He's holding his phone overhand in his left hand and his drink in his right, so he's either left handed, or trying to keep something he can just drop in his right in case of quick need. The jeans are extremely conservative, and he's wearing shiny dress shoes with them. He's either FBI, NSA, CIA, or on his way to an audition for a part as a government agent.

Also, RE the Starbucks cup: it's a cold drink cup with no apparent ice, so either he likes lukewarm iced lattes or he's been carrying it around as a prop for a while.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
New Stunts Gone Wrong compilation :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1eTLPmaxBs

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Apr 8, 2004


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theres a will theres moe posted:

Why would the feds dedicate any resources to tailing Chelsea Manning? Especially in-person? They need to find out where she's getting her hair did? More likely a delusion or cry for attention from someone with a history of mental issues.

The only purpose is to harass her and make her paranoid. That's it.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

NorgLyle posted:

If anything, I feel like people should be punished harder for trying to cheat and failing miserably.

Unfortunately you can't gently caress over rich people and get away with it

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

It does seem a bit questionable/paranoid. The guy in the picture looks much more like a guy thinking "why are you taking my picture" than "oh poo poo she knows I'm a fed".

If you're paranoid, it means you think you matter.

I think it would hurt her more if the government just plain didn't give a poo poo.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

mds2 posted:

The only purpose is to harass her and make her paranoid. That's it.

Ah, yes. I'd almost forgotten about the elite and super-secret Pointless-Psyops division of the FBI. Those guys are tenacious. Its well known that their Starbucks and shoe polish budget is through the roof.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Can't wait for the annual 4th of July "People loving themselves up with fireworks" parade of stupidity to begin, let's see if we get a good crop of fingat losses this year :supaburn::unsmigghh:

:patriot: HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE! :patriot:

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Can't wait for the annual 4th of July "People loving themselves up with fireworks" parade of stupidity to begin, let's see if we get a good crop of fingat losses this year :supaburn::unsmigghh:

:patriot: HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE! :patriot:
It's gonna be hard to top the exploding crotch rocket, but I have faith that American Exceptionalism will prevail.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Cythereal posted:

If you're paranoid, it means you think you matter.

I think it would hurt her more if the government just plain didn't give a poo poo.

Why would they? She no longer has access to classified material and probably never will in her life.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Doesn't mean she hasn't revealed other stuff. I dunno, not the craziest thing I've heard, in this world of Donald Trump as president.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

mds2 posted:

The only purpose is to harass her and make her paranoid. That's it.

Other potential leakers might contact her for advice or to give her documents that they want released.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

The Sexual Shiite posted:

Hair length and style is as conservative as possible, shaved close that morning, pressed untucked dress shirt buttoned up as far as it is, jeans oversized black plain watch, black framed glasses with clear lenses folded and tucked in the collar which he either actually needs for reading, in which case he'd have them on to be watching a video on his phone, or they're props/camera/microphone. He's holding his phone overhand in his left hand and his drink in his right, so he's either left handed, or trying to keep something he can just drop in his right in case of quick need. The jeans are extremely conservative, and he's wearing shiny dress shoes with them. He's either FBI, NSA, CIA, or on his way to an audition for a part as a government agent.

Also, RE the Starbucks cup: it's a cold drink cup with no apparent ice, so either he likes lukewarm iced lattes or he's been carrying it around as a prop for a while.

Honestly that sounds like a ton of dudes I see loitering around my home town on weekends.

wait poo poo

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Why would they? She no longer has access to classified material and probably never will in her life.

That's what I'm saying. I think Manning is acting paranoid because she likes the attention of thinking the government considers her worth tailing.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

The Sexual Shiite posted:

Hair length and style is as conservative as possible, shaved close that morning, pressed untucked dress shirt buttoned up as far as it is, jeans oversized black plain watch, black framed glasses with clear lenses folded and tucked in the collar which he either actually needs for reading, in which case he'd have them on to be watching a video on his phone, or they're props/camera/microphone. He's holding his phone overhand in his left hand and his drink in his right, so he's either left handed, or trying to keep something he can just drop in his right in case of quick need. The jeans are extremely conservative, and he's wearing shiny dress shoes with them. He's either FBI, NSA, CIA, or on his way to an audition for a part as a government agent.

Also, RE the Starbucks cup: it's a cold drink cup with no apparent ice, so either he likes lukewarm iced lattes or he's been carrying it around as a prop for a while.

You're starting from the assumption that he is a fed and twisting everything to fit that narrative. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but the fact that he has no ice in his cup doesn't scream "I am a spy stalking you".

e: also how are those "oversize" jeans in any way? people buy jeans that aren't the kramer-style skinny jeans where you need someone to help you get them off.

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poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
but his shoes

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Sex shiite's analytical tradecraft is so on point! Must work for CIA! why is CIA trying to out that FBI agent?! Somebody call Alex Jones

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Can't wait for the annual 4th of July "People loving themselves up with fireworks" parade of stupidity to begin, let's see if we get a good crop of fingat losses this year :supaburn::unsmigghh:

:patriot: HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE! :patriot:

As I no longer work for an ophthalmologist who is on call at the emergency room, I'm hoping I see a few less of those this year. Roman candle/bottle rocket to the face is a horrible way to lose your eyesight.

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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

yeah I eat rear end posted:

You're starting from the assumption that he is a fed and twisting everything to fit that narrative. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but the fact that he has no ice in his cup doesn't scream "I am a spy stalking you".

He looks to me like a guy who works in an office but who's off work and waiting around. Make that a long-sleeved shirt tucked in and that could be me on any given day, except for the Starbucks anyways.

Also, I'm right handed and mostly hold my phone with my left hand, wasn't aware that was a tell that I'm a spy.

Oh, and I wear glasses, but only need them to see things far away, and I routinely take them off when I have to stare at things up close, because if the lenses aren't perfectly clean or the light catches them wrong, it is annoying to watch stuff on my phone or use a computer monitor. Granted, I wouldn't tuck them into my shirt like that, but to each their own.

Maybe I should be more careful about what my clothes say about me before I end up drinking some polonium-laced tea...

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