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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Joementum posted:

I hate when politicians are in the pocket of Big Ice Cream



more like Chunky MONEY am I right?

as a lawyer with a political science degree, I agree

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Joementum posted:

I hate when politicians are in the pocket of Big Ice Cream



more like Chunky MONEY am I right?

*in extremely democrat voice* no it's okay to take bribes for multinational corporations

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Zoran posted:

Again, the Jedi are liberals central to the established power structure. Other worlds outside the Republic have different working conditions, and that's OK.

Also, your suggestion is "We should trade one of our many, many slaves for this enslaved human."

The Jedi and the Republic do lots of hosed up poo poo out of complacency and moral myopia throughout the prequels. It's not a mistake or a plot hole or anything. The Jedi pay for this with their lives and the Republic willingly becomes the Empire.

yeah droids are hit-me-over-the-head-obvious sentient slaves that are presented as being different bc all the main characters are privilege blind fucks except maybe anakin (who isnt blind to it but aspires to privilege)

i mean prequels literally start with two "diplomats" going to negotiate a trade dispute in their foreign economic interest by cutting a bunch of poo poo in half and fomenting a local uprising. if thats not neolib as gently caress i dont know what is

the real q is...was qui gon an accelerationist???

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Star Wars sucks.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

punk rebel ecks posted:

Star Wars sucks.

i agree, which is why im discussing it in the zone

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

punk rebel ecks posted:

Star Wars sucks.

star wars... is good



may the laser bazooka be with you... always

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Oh Snapple! posted:

lmao

the trump thread is basically just the loving brokebrain dem thread, isn't it?

lol

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Oh Snapple! posted:

lmao

the trump thread is basically just the loving brokebrain dem thread, isn't it?

brokebrains in general

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
justin trudeau sucks

I looked past the handsome this time, I won't be fooled :argh:

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/881185473686851585

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Iron Stache is loving incredible

https://twitter.com/hardball/status/881198465073598464

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Also enjoy this extremely suck zone tweet

https://twitter.com/LukewSavage/status/880792952645328896

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

I hate when politicians are in the pocket of Big Ice Cream



more like Chunky MONEY am I right?

lol which dnd poster is she?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Breakfast All Day posted:

yeah droids are hit-me-over-the-head-obvious sentient slaves that are presented as being different bc all the main characters are privilege blind fucks except maybe anakin (who isnt blind to it but aspires to privilege)

i mean prequels literally start with two "diplomats" going to negotiate a trade dispute in their foreign economic interest by cutting a bunch of poo poo in half and fomenting a local uprising. if thats not neolib as gently caress i dont know what is

the real q is...was qui gon an accelerationist???

to be fair the trade federation were libertarians

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Jazerus posted:

to be fair the trade federation were libertarians

I thought that was the ferengi because see they always pursued prof......

Wait, you almost tricked me, I'm not going to discuss fantasy universes. The Star Wars movies suck.

q.e.d.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


the republic was so ineffectual that it once had to cede 25% of its territory to a bunch of libertarians while pretending it was still republic territory

palpatine was basically guaranteed success against a government so lovely

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Big Ice Cream 2020

Also, y'all are missing the most important politics of Star Wars. The Empire are Nazis enabled by feckless centrist Liberals, the Rebels are horny Soviet partisans who do cool poo poo.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
ME, stupid, a fool: Cory Booker should stop taking money from companies that he regulates which overcharge Americans who need medicine to live.

YOU, incredibly wise: You hypocrite. Here's a picture of Bernie Sanders speaking to unionized workers at an employee owned factory of an ice cream brand everyone loves.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

i wish bernie did rise from a giant tub of ice cream for all his speeches

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
a little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men

edit for the latin fans:

Misce stultitiam consiliis brevem:
Dulce est desipere in loco.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Joementum posted:

I hate when politicians are in the pocket of Big Ice Cream



more like Chunky MONEY am I right?

This is the "Romney might have bullied a gay kid in high school, but Obama's book says he pushed a girl on the playground when he was six" of centrism

just the shittiest equivocating ever

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


Oh Snapple! posted:

i wish bernie did rise from a giant tub of ice cream for all his speeches

extra points if he looks befuddled while it happens

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
I wish Bernie would rise out of the tub of ice cream in my freezer like a socialist djinn.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/881207056694480898

:bernin:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

I wish Bernie would rise out of the tub of ice cream in my freezer like a socialist djinn.

you've found the 1% of the 1% of ice cream tubs that bind my soul to this earth - bernard sanders

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

UHD posted:

extra points if he looks befuddled while it happens

the most human thing a politician can do these days is honestly be bewildered by everything that is going on anymore.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Zoran posted:

Also, your suggestion is "We should trade one of our many, many slaves for this enslaved human."

Droids aren't real people. Thats right, I'm droidist.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

I wish Bernie would rise out of the tub of ice cream in my freezer like a socialist djinn.

I also wish Bernie was a socialist

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Joementum posted:

ME, stupid, a fool: Cory Booker should stop taking money from companies that he regulates which overcharge Americans who need medicine to live.

YOU, incredibly wise: You hypocrite. Here's a picture of Bernie Sanders speaking to unionized workers at an employee owned factory of an ice cream brand everyone loves.

The only cool companies to associate with are tech and investment firms. Lol remember when dirty Trump told filthy proles he would bring back jobs. :jerkbag:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
gonna be fun watching the Clinton crew spread a Judicial Watch story

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Hillary is 44 :abuela:

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


https://twitter.com/theintercept/status/881169730748502016

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Dick GOPhardt imo

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

this right here is the wrong kind of nonsense, btw

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


"u see the healthcare system just won't be as innovative as it is if we don't let people die from lack of adequate healthcare and let people go bankrupt from medical expenses even though they have insurance" - a democratic super delegate

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ethical question: does the advice against poop-touching apply when you consider yourself the poop?

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011


I think this may be the first time anyone's called Dick Gephardt an influential party figure in like fifteen years.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

the old gently caress says it wont happen in his lifetime
:getin:

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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

GalacticAcid posted:

I also wish Bernie was a socialist

Bernie grants your wish and becomes a socialist. As a socialist he realizes that wishes should not be limited to the 1% and announces that the remaining two wishes should to be decided by a referendum. The American people vote to wish for slavery followed by death due to global opiate warming.

Bear Retrieval Unit has issued a correction as of 19:13 on Jul 1, 2017

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