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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I remember seeing a thing saying that first world people nowadays pay a smaller percentage of their income on food than anyone else in history, by a huge margin. Like, a third or half or more of your income going to food is standard throughout history, and we're at like, a fifteenth

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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Yinlock posted:

birds are idiots

chickens are extremely determined to poo poo in their own drinking water, to the point where there's equipment specifically to stop them from doing this(that they will then go to absurd lengths to circumvent)

yeah birds are morons. they can't beat the casual brutality of mammals though, who will cannibalize their young given the slightest hint of non-viability. oh poo poo, you had 13 babies but you only have 12 teats? sorry kids, gonna have to eat one of you. maybe two for good measure.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Rocks posted:

remember when that Muslim kid made a computer and Republicans were freaking out he built a bomb? holy poo poo america can be just terrible

If that kid didnt want white folks freaking out about what he was doing then maybe he should stop building so many bombs

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

VectorSigma posted:

yeah birds are morons. they can't beat the casual brutality of mammals though, who will cannibalize their young given the slightest hint of non-viability. oh poo poo, you had 13 babies but you only have 12 teats? sorry kids, gonna have to eat one of you. maybe two for good measure.

Do you know what a pecking party is? Sometimes a group of chickens will decide to rip one chicken to pieces for no reason. That's just a thing that happens with chickens

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


A Handed Missus posted:

OLYMPIC DONALD!



Again with the flesh eating watch

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY2WIFGQttE

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Guy Goodbody posted:

Do you know what a pecking party is? Sometimes a group of chickens will decide to rip one chicken to pieces for no reason. That's just a thing that happens with chickens

yeah but that's probably just because they're loving stupid

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Yinlock posted:

it was actually a clock

republicans lost their poo poo because of a kid's potato clock

How many people did he kill to make the clock hmmm? Not so funny now.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016



"I love this furry little weirdo so much."

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

VectorSigma posted:

yeah birds are morons. they can't beat the casual brutality of mammals though, who will cannibalize their young given the slightest hint of non-viability. oh poo poo, you had 13 babies but you only have 12 teats? sorry kids, gonna have to eat one of you. maybe two for good measure.

tbf sometimes they don't even need a viability reason, monkeys will murder their children for no reason

though that's mostly because they have no impulse control whatsoever

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Guy Goodbody posted:

Do you know what a pecking party is? Sometimes a group of chickens will decide to rip one chicken to pieces for no reason. That's just a thing that happens with chickens

roosters are idiots and also rapists

they're just the worst

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Jayden didn't listen to Will and threw a rock at a monkey.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
https://twitter.com/politico/status/881138347384725504

quote:

“There are so many tentacles and so many rocks to look under,” he said.

someone call Eichenwald

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Vox Nihili posted:

google consumer surveys getting uncomfortably close to my core here




tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



man it was raining like hell earlier and it was so great but then the rain stopped and the STUPID SUN came out :argh:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

tacodaemon posted:

man it was raining like hell earlier and it was so great but then the rain stopped and the STUPID SUN came out :argh:

cucked by space

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

>I would like to know more

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon posted:

man it was raining like hell earlier and it was so great but then the rain stopped and the STUPID SUN came out :argh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDHbgem_Hw0

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Yinlock posted:

please tell me that trump brought fake trophies with him at all times

what does your heart tell you

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

SKULL.GIF posted:

isn't it the same as here? no one here actually wants to pick berries for hours even if they're paid $20/hour for it



bullshit. at least around where I live people would totally do that poo poo for $20 a hour.

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

isn't it the same as here? no one here actually wants to pick berries for hours even if they're paid $20/hour for it

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/881230421379436550

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

VectorSigma posted:

yeah but that's probably just because they're loving stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/881267936429826049

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Yinlock posted:

tbf sometimes they don't even need a viability reason, monkeys will murder their children for no reason

though that's mostly because they have no impulse control whatsoever

monkeys are the original boomers

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/881265792700035073
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/881266135060099078

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

whenever I see a headline formatted like this there's always a few seconds where I'm like "huh, there's a city called Maine in New Jersey."

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

have a fun read

http://disinfo.com/2017/06/julian-assange-like-look-ive-tried-just-isnt-dirt-republican-party-dudes-squeaky-clean-dont-know-tell/

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




hi there catte

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

lmao he won't help his morbidly obese buddy to help religious people he doesn't really care about

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Red Minjo posted:

whenever I see a headline formatted like this there's always a few seconds where I'm like "huh, there's a city called Maine in New Jersey."

i used to work for a news aggregator company whose employees would get confused by the fact that there is a town called Mexico in Maine

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

why was I not invited? if there’s not an open bar never mind

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Yinlock posted:

roosters are idiots and also rapists

they're just the worst

i dont really feel bad when they kill all the male baby chicks in those factory videos

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Alex Jones calling someone "psycho" is pretty great

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Bilirubin posted:

That's the place off the highway towards Minneapolis somewhere in Wisconsin right?

maybe there's another place, but that's Al Johnson's in Sister Bay up in Door County

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i dont care what you schmendricks say, i still love Bumpy

https://twitter.com/pbump/status/881268787860967424

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I bet Chris Cillizza actually believes this.

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/881270486197579777

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Guy Goodbody posted:

Do you know what a pecking party is? Sometimes a group of chickens will decide to rip one chicken to pieces for no reason. That's just a thing that happens with chickens

quote:

Published on May 6, 2008
We save an ugly duckling from a pack of nazi ducks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZsbICx_aQQ

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