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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

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The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Moola posted:

first you must complete these riddles

1. f__k
2. I am ____
3. good and ____

1. Feck!
2. I am (object within the presented image, or something related to said image)
3. good and cool


I studied for this, I'll make my family proud.

The Skeleton King fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Jul 1, 2017

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
https://discord.gg/5Xgm8a

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Dang, I kinda made the riddle too easy by giving that clue about it.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Moola posted:

first you must complete these riddles

1. f__k
2. I am ____
3. good and ____

fork
groot
plenty


how did I do?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I will accept all of those answers

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer
I want to chat with idiots too.

1. Fark
2. A skeletal
3. Naked

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
turn off your monitor

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Moola posted:

turn off your monitor

I see a reflection of... Hey... Wait!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
har har har!

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Moola posted:

har har har!

I hope you get skellyaids.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

who has anything other than the matt black of an LCD screen

you can't see reflections in that!!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
open your curtains

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Every time I see that joke I'm a little sad that it doesn't work on modern monitors. But it does work on phone screens!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
turn on your CRT

panascope
Mar 26, 2005

I print out moola's posts and read them to my space marines.

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer
I print all posts on a mirror and then read them. I'm poor now and I can't find the exit from the room.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

panascope posted:

I print out moola's posts and read them to my space marines.

For some reason my brain parsed this as MySpace marines. I know what chapter I'll make up if I ever play 40k.

(I never will)

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


I've been wondering if I should sell my Black Templars. I really only have them anymore because I painted them with my dad. I haven't played a game of 40k since 4th edition.

On the same note, does anyone know a relatively cheap tabletop game that doesn't take too much effort to get into? My dad and I have been wanting to get back into the hobby, but don't want to have to put as much time into collecting, assembling and painting as we did with 40k. I mean, assembly and stuff is cool, but I don't want as much hassle.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


The Skeleton King posted:

I've been wondering if I should sell my Black Templars. I really only have them anymore because I painted them with my dad. I haven't played a game of 40k since 4th edition.

On the same note, does anyone know a relatively cheap tabletop game that doesn't take too much effort to get into? My dad and I have been wanting to get back into the hobby, but don't want to have to put as much time into collecting, assembling and painting as we did with 40k. I mean, assembly and stuff is cool, but I don't want as much hassle.

I've enjoyed the light skirmish games I've tried. Look up Osprey games like Scrappers or mantic's Deadzone. Imperial Assault is more expensive but everything is at least assembled. If you have a large army of black templars, you could try any number of easy to learn napoleonics rules too.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


🅱️yo🅱️ crew

S.J.
May 19, 2008

Just who the hell do you think we are?

The Skeleton King posted:

I've been wondering if I should sell my Black Templars. I really only have them anymore because I painted them with my dad. I haven't played a game of 40k since 4th edition.

On the same note, does anyone know a relatively cheap tabletop game that doesn't take too much effort to get into? My dad and I have been wanting to get back into the hobby, but don't want to have to put as much time into collecting, assembling and painting as we did with 40k. I mean, assembly and stuff is cool, but I don't want as much hassle.

Infinity, Frostgrave, and Guild Ball are all good options.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I liked Heroclix

panascope
Mar 26, 2005

Play Blood Bowl or Shadow Wars: Armageddon

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!
X-Wing has absolutely 0 cost of assembly, and for games with you and your dad (or really anything beyond actual tournaments) you won't have to worry about proxying ability cards.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


hmm that sounds good. I'll look those up.

Soggy Chips
Sep 26, 2006

Fear is the mind killer
Bolt action owns and isn't too spendy.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

The Skeleton King posted:

hmm that sounds good. I'll look those up.

x-wing sounds like the game you want

small army sizes, simple rules, no assembly, cheap buy in, can be played on blank table

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Chill la Chill posted:

🅱️yo🅱️ crew



Heresy!

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

No you are the heretic for declaring the ultradoggo heretical.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
so how about them Reaivers

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
The question is whether or not they can reive a taint.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth



Thank Muggins for this Cool and Good bad joke.

ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009
the warhammer twitch stream is cool and chill and also sometimes Duncan shows up, it's good times, don't hate

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
wowsers the new individual librarian and captain are $60AUD each, or there's an option to get both in a special double pack for $120. the more things change...

For_Great_Justice
Apr 21, 2010

JUST CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE GAMES WORKSHOP!
Like 60 for one model? Just one. gently caress you van get a pack of 5 chaos terminators an a lord in term armor for like 60 bucks. How is that justifiable? I could get two wmh heavy beast or jack kits for that.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

ElNarez posted:

the warhammer twitch stream is cool and chill and also sometimes Duncan shows up, it's good times, don't hate

It's a bad joke that made me laugh? You sure you're in the right thread?

Anyway, at 60 dollarydoos it seems like it might be cheaper to get an American to buy it and ship it personally.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Clawtopsy posted:

wowsers the new individual librarian and captain are $60AUD each, or there's an option to get both in a special double pack for $120. the more things change...

Wow that special double pack sure is priced advantageously, those savings man!

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
yeah but

they large

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