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Theophany posted:I know it's a couple of pages back, but this evening I ordered KFC and generic fried chicken and the pressure fryer makes all the difference. Isn't pressure frying the same as broasting?
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Therapy goon should get couples therapy. Takes the focus off her feeling like she's being told she's crazy and let's you talk about the anger and jealousy issues in a structured way. If she agrees, you can also make the call, set it up, and make sure it happens. If you haven't already, come up with a cover story as to how you met (I'd just use whatever the popular online dating site in your country is), so she isn't professionally embarrassed or endangered for dating her client. Edit: also, if she has some sort of fertility issues, making a joke about having a child with another woman you know she's jealous of was incredibly tasteless and not funny and you should not do that. Fintilgin fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Jul 2, 2017 |
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Fintilgin posted:Therapy goon should get couples therapy. That's one way to find a new girlfriend...
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The Snoo posted:with no rent or other major bills to worry about, $60k would last me and my spouse 4-5 years That would last me 10 years 
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therapy goon - stop posting about your boring life and lame relationship crap and don't come back until you murder her and hide the body in the walls of your brother's house
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Break up with your lovely girlfriend and don't look back. You might be an idiot for many reasons but this is one problem with a simple solution.
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Jose posted:buzzfeed does really good investigative journalism and is basically the only place still doing it hahahaha what. I know there are some decent buzzfeed reporters and pieces but I'm finding it hard to believe this is somebody's real opinion. you're joking right?
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maskenfreiheit posted:That's one way to find a new girlfriend... 
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Antifa Sarkeesian posted:hahahaha what. I know there are some decent buzzfeed reporters and pieces but I'm finding it hard to believe this is somebody's real opinion. you're joking right? A bit much to say they're the last bastion of journalism, but the investigative department is award winning, well respected, and completely editorially separate to the clickbait side.
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Fintilgin posted:Therapy goon should get couples therapy. Takes the focus off her feeling like she's being told she's crazy and let's you talk about the anger and jealousy issues in a structured way. If she agrees, you can also make the call, set it up, and make sure it happens. This is probably good advice. Definitely the last sentence is good advice. To make it easier to get her to agree, I also recommend that you sexytime the poo poo out of her. Just go to town licking that box and then gracefully insert your dong in there. Do it in the afternoon some weekend, and then maybe during dinner bring it up. If she starts screaming and trying to kill you, just tell her that you want to be with her forever, and thats why you just serviced the living poo poo out of her, to show that you care.
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darkwasthenight posted:A bit much to say they're the last bastion of journalism, but the investigative department is award winning, well respected, and completely editorially separate to the clickbait side. yeah that's probably why I said that they are somewhat decent. idiot.
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Antifa Sarkeesian posted:yeah that's probably why I said that they are somewhat decent. idiot. No problem, glad I could help out.
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Antifa Sarkeesian posted:yeah that's probably why I said that they are somewhat decent. idiot. They are still one one the few places actually doing investigative journalism as well so the original guy was still right as well Idiot.
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Therapy goon should get couples therapy and wrangle it into a threesome. E: or listen to the dozens of goons screaming into the well, either way
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The more I hear about therapy goon's girlfriend the more I'm jealous. I want a crazy walking prescription pad with anger issues and money!
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Solice Kirsk posted:The more I hear about therapy goon's girlfriend the more I'm jealous. I want a crazy walking prescription pad with anger issues and money! Its not like bein with me doesn't give women anger issues anyway
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Solice Kirsk posted:The more I hear about therapy goon's girlfriend the more I'm jealous. I want a crazy walking prescription pad with anger issues and money! it also ensures they can't get married becuase then the prescriptions dry up
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When do we start pissing in the proverbial well? Asking, as he seems to be resistant to our advice.
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Police Automaton posted:When do we start pissing in the proverbial well? Asking, as he seems to be resistant to our advice. when someone gets probated/banned or gets an avatar friend.
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Tell me about the well again, George, tell me about the well
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Tell me about the well again, George, tell me about the well Tell me about drunk driving and being a child fucker.
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Police Automaton posted:When do we start pissing in the proverbial well? Asking, as he seems to be resistant to our advice. I think we can safely start pissing in the well now. He suspects his violent mood swinging girlfriend drugged him. And he's still confused as to what to do despite pages and pages of people telling him to get out of the relationship. Fill up the well boys!
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Yeah, it was kinda fun when he was a dateless loser who had a woman fall into his lap, but he's had a relationship for a while now, gotten all the needed experience, it's time to run before she murders him.
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He should immediately run to his friend that just got back in his life so he can experience what ruining a friendship with sex is like! Bang your friend therapy goon! Then, break up with your girlfriend. Might as well get cheating out of the way as well.
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Breakup and makeup sex with a bipolar/schitzo woman, you'll remember it the rest of your life
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Drunk Nerds posted:Hey you know, maybe I was doing one of those observer bias things. When I first moved into a low income, primarily hispanic neighborhood, I got jumped. I blocked a few times, refused to throw a punch (because I knew I would get my skinny rear end beat), then cracked a couple jokes and next thing you know I made a bunch of new friends. Then when I went to visit my dad in an extremely poor, extremely black neighborhood I got jumped, they tried to put me in a Boston Crab, which I'm not even sure is a move that actually works irl, and I twisted out of it so many times they just gave up, and I made a bunch of new friends. Congrats on solving racism. The next time you're getting mugged, think of the opportunity of making a new friend you're wasting.
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I'd be worried she dosed him and then sexed him so she can have his kid as leverage... loving hell dude run for the hills
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quote:I broke up with my girlfriend of three years a few weeks ago. I wasn't happy and I don't think she was. We'd had a few arguments about me staying out late after work - partly because I didn't want to have to go back and face her. I also can't remember the last time we had sex, and it had been really infrequent for over a year - which was one of her main reasons for being unhappy. Give it a shot dude  Anyway speaking of alien confessions quote:I am terrified to leave my house more often than not. so, wait, CT scans can't detect these things, but metal detectors can? I dunno, maybe ask a doctor to use a metal detector on you  that seemed like a more fun response than "you need psych drugs"
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If you get woken up during the abduction of course you won't be able to get a grenade from under your pillow, tape a gun to your back John McClain style, dumbass. Also why would they watch you from the shadows, humans have good enough satellites to see you from orbit, so the ayys would have even better. Also seek medical assistance because dang man
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maskenfreiheit posted:That's one way to find a new girlfriend... 
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A lot of people thinking they're suffering aliens or vampires or whatever is that rare thing where you wake up paralized, briefly.
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got any sevens posted:A lot of people thinking they're suffering aliens or vampires or whatever is that rare thing where you wake up paralized, briefly. I used to get that (night terrors) all the time up until very recently. it's the most horrifying loving experience. edit: I had one as a teenager about being abducted by aliens, incidentally around the time i read communion!
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loquacius posted:that seemed like a more fun response than "you need psych drugs" dont listen to these guys, anonymous abduction victim. psychologists are in league with aliens, and the drugs they'll give you will just dumb you down and prevent you from offering what little resistance you can. its not a coincidence that the church of scientology, which preaches about overthrowing alien powers, is also so adamantly against psychology. the best thing you can do is buy a commercial metal detector, find the implants yourself, and cut one out and take it to a medical doctor (not a psychologist) to PROVE theyre in you. theyll have to take you seriously after that. 
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Also everyone should watch People of Earth. It is a good and funny show.
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Abduction goon, how did you get the grenade and where can I get one?
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Poldarn posted:Abduction goon, how did you get the grenade and where can I get one? 
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Dilbert posted:The second part is that I'm considering asking out a girl at work for drinks this week In my experience, every company in the world has a "don't stick your dick into the secretarial pool" policy, and every company in the world ignores it. When men and women are together, they start doing stuff. If you're fairly secure at your job, go for it. Stanton Dowd posted:I have been getting abducted by aliens and experimented on for nearly 20 years, Who will help the widow's son?
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it's not an alien, it's jesus. he got his green card last year
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It's sleep paralysis. You're dreaming with your eyes open. Get yourself one of those sleep blindfold things so you can't open your eyes and watch your bedroom change into something terrifying.
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