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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Mods, please change my username to mutually pleasurable sex as an incel

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chumbler
Mar 28, 2010


Wait, there are varying degrees of being cucked? I assumed it was kind of a binary.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

chumbler posted:

Wait, there are varying degrees of being cucked? I assumed it was kind of a binary.

We're really getting deep into the lore now!

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Ron Jeremy is a rich guy with a huge dick and is literally paid to gently caress beautiful women. Seems like a slam-dunk to be categorized as a Chad and yet he's the biggest cuck of them all now.

I should know better than to expect internal consistency in incel logic.

Dienes fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Jul 2, 2017

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such
So what ISN'T cope, according to these maniacs?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Croisquessein posted:

So what ISN'T cope, according to these maniacs?

Being Chad.

If its not obvious Calvinism and Incels have extremely similar views on predestination and the elect.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Barudak posted:

Being Chad.

If its not obvious Calvinism and Incels have extremely similar views on predestination and the elect.

Holy poo poo, in a sea of posts this stands out as pretty loving insightful actually.

:golfclap:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Barudak posted:

Being Chad.

If its not obvious Calvinism and Incels have extremely similar views on predestination and the elect.

Holy poo poo

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Between stuff like that flowchart and the comics where chad always has white power tattoos I'm beginning to think there's a nonzero number of actual nazis using these guys' insecurity about not getting laid as a recruitment vector

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HAT FETISH posted:

Between stuff like that flowchart and the comics where chad always has white power tattoos I'm beginning to think there's a nonzero number of actual nazis using these guys' insecurity about not getting laid as a recruitment vector

Yes, that's called reddit.

But seriously, I mean, what better place to troll for young impressionable people? You can find all the easily manipulated kids you want and because your interactions are mediated through a device you never have to worry about them thinking too "seriously" about any subject. The internet is kinda shady in that it is so good at obfuscating truth through irony. Dare I say we here walk that particular line quite a bit. We're all just trolling other trolls though so I guess it has a slightly less deleterious effect.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

Being Chad.

If its not obvious Calvinism and Incels have extremely similar views on predestination and the elect.

Dang. sex calvinists

squirrelzipper
Nov 2, 2011

I'm glad I'm old. Good Entertaining thread though, bookmarked.

squirrelzipper fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Jul 2, 2017

thegoonofaudio
Mar 21, 2008

squirrelzipper posted:

I'm glad I'm old. Good Entertaining thread though, bookmarked.

Between reading D&D threads about bizarre alt-right bullshit now this thread on incels I totally understand what the SA slogan "The Internet Makes You Stupid" means.

I do agree with a goon earlier in this thread who mentioned that there's a somewhat obvious sheltered middle-class (and on occasion maybe even upper class for some of them) element to most self-proclaimed incels and most other strange online 'cult'munities. Maybe a sociologist could write a book on what happened in America that made a somewhat noticeable amount of suburban guys get into some really weird stuff.

thegoonofaudio fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Jul 2, 2017

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Pick posted:

Dang. sex calvinists

mods namechange me to Sex Calvinist tia

e: wait, most Calvinists obviously believe they are clearly one of the predestined ones. a true parallel would be some kind of misotheism, a belief in outcomes predetermined by a malevolent deity

SaltyJesus fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Jul 2, 2017

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

SaltyJesus posted:

mods namechange me to Sex Calvinist tia

e: wait, most Calvinists obviously believe they are clearly one of the predestined ones. a true parallel would be some kind of misotheism, a belief in outcomes predetermined by a malevolent deity

I think you should keep the "Salty" in there as well

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
poo poo, I figured it out: Sex Gnostics

This cruel matriarchal world is a malevolent illusion from whence you can pass into a better world through the secret knowledge of the black/redpill

e: gently caress, no, incels believe there is no escape for them, that would be the redpill/mgtow community

maybe one of the apocalyptic cults?

SaltyJesus fucked around with this message at 10:37 on Jul 2, 2017

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
When you get turned on by a hot chick, but the mood is dampened because you know she wants to gently caress Chad and never you.


Well, that's a demiurge.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

I think the face used for the "average" guy here (the one in the middle row) is literally an average of faces, like many male faces blended together. It was from some study on attractiveness.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Question. Can you still be considered incel after you raped and murdered your math teacher after luring her into the boy's lavatory?
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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Mariana Horchata posted:

Question. Can you still be considered incel after you raped and murdered your math teacher after luring her into the boy's lavatory?
\


I think he will be spending a lot of time incell

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Double Determinism is the belief that not only are some inherintly chosen to be saved, some are inherintly chosen to be damned. This belief has been used for some rather repugnant rear end behavoir such as in South Africa to argue that black people are knowably predestined to be damned and therefore there is no evil in killing them. It is also 100% what Incels believe and has historically led to small death cults of those who believe themselves damned.

What separates and Incel from Calvinism is that since they dont care about a next life, they focus on stealing the Signs of the Elect from the elect. If they can kill Chad they can steal his predestined gifts by limiting womens choices to only them or if they can change the laws/break the laws they can prevent Chad from enjoying his elect position. Either way, they believe they cant be given or earn salvation, but they can steal its rewards.

You see it in their screeds too, its a real rift if they should focus on destroying chad or having solidarity with all men and thus enslave women.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I think he will be spending a lot of time incell

hellinaincell :vince:

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Barudak posted:

It is also 100% what Incels believe and has historically led to small death cults of those who believe themselves damned.

So, what you're saying is that it's a self correcting problem?

e: I read the second paragraph now, nvm

Barudak
May 7, 2007

SaltyJesus posted:

So, what you're saying is that it's a self correcting problem?

Death Cults dont always, or even usually, focus on killing themselves first.

Im genuinely just happy most of these dudes are vehemently anti-religion and only speak English for now because they are like the ripest pickings on the planet for recruitment to some truly miserable causes.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


Oh come on. "Shadow of Chad?" There's no way this wasn't written by a non-incel writing incel fanfiction.

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Barudak posted:

Death Cults dont always, or even usually, focus on killing themselves first.

Im genuinely just happy most of these dudes are vehemently anti-religion and only speak English for now because they are like the ripest pickings on the planet for recruitment to some truly miserable causes.

If anyone ever doubts the possibility of "self-radicalization," just point them at these various subreddits. The last thing we need is some kind of Incel Jim Jones or MGTOW David Koresh taking the next step toward bombing federal buildings and airports.

Don't they already have dreams of an "Incel World" or some poo poo where 10% of the population are the makes that subjugate female chattel? That poo poo is both hosed and up dangerously close to cult style thinking.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Good morning r/incels thread:





And a good one if you're willing to read:

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Literally A Person posted:

Good morning r/incels thread:



I thought the goonsensus was that the first time generally sucks because no one knows what they're doing. It reminds me of the advice of Simon's girlfriend's older sister in the Inbetweeners: You probably won't enjoy it, but just make sure you don't regret it.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Bah gawd!

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Hobologist posted:

I thought the goonsensus was that the first time generally sucks because no one knows what they're doing. It reminds me of the advice of Simon's girlfriend's older sister in the Inbetweeners: You probably won't enjoy it, but just make sure you don't regret it.

After hyping it up to the point of torpedoing all relationships in high school, in college I slept with a friend who wasn't attractive and I had 0 emotion connection to, but had a reputation as being really loving great in bed. It was an excellent decision, I had a good time and I don't have weird emotion hangups about sex/"losing my virginity" that I probably would have had I slept with someone I "loved" when I was young and dumb af. Would recommend.


Literally A Person posted:

Is Danny DeVito really being cucked by Rhea Pearlman...Really?

They don't count unattractive or overweight women as humans, regardless of the whole pot, kettle, black thing.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010


Maybe I'm weird, but I think it's probably fine if some people aren't desirable, and the problem only arises if they define their entire self worth around that, in which case it's still their own fault. But I guess by the logic in that post I'm headed for either being gay, transgender, or in the grave.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




What the gently caress is an NBPEBLE or whatever?

Also lol, if the gal we mutual handed in our v-cards to didn't end up making a much more earthshaking memory than my 60 seconds of fumbling in the dark. Would feel super bad for her.

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
just lol if u pine over flesh females when the sigularity will provide a rich sea of virtual pussy. Gonna be any day now fellas. Like a week tops.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

What the gently caress is an NBPEBLE or whatever?

Also lol, if the gal we mutual handed in our v-cards to didn't end up making a much more earthshaking memory than my 60 seconds of fumbling in the dark. Would feel super bad for her.

The NB Private Equity Fund Limited

Or non-bone-pressed erect length, i.e. the no-cheating way of measuring.

Or n***a's big penis; eat it, losers!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Hobologist posted:

Or non-bone-pressed erect length, i.e. the no-cheating way of measuring.

loving lol this is it isn't it? They use this term so often it's a common acronym on r/incel.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Regarding chemical castration, sort of:

"godoftruelove



1h

It's possible, but at least from what I know, you would have had to had not seen porn since puberty hit. I was lucky that I avoided porn for various reasons, mostly love, and I developed without it.

Most guys, look at porn as soon as puberty strikes, and it hyper-inflates their attraction to women, thus you feel attraction to women you don't want to, pre-porn, guys could be with a hot woman and NOT fall in love with her at sight, or even feel anything like guys do now.

Whoever introduced porn brainwashed and cucked society and men. Thus the root of the suffering is this. If you started off with a porn free beggining, girls wouldn't be able to torture you like they do now.

It might just be that I'm demi-sexual, but the correlation with my porn-free/fap-free development, and my now ability to not be attracted to beautiful women, despite still having the occasional need/urge to see boobs/be snuggled every now and then is still present, but never directed at any women(a condition I need to meet in order to enjoy any sort of sexual activity is that I must love the girl, and impossible thing to do now since I expect the same level of love from the girl, and I was fully aware since even back then of a lot of girls only seeking pleasure solely, and not true love.)"

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

there is nary an act more chivalrous than not watching people gently caress on video

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Mak0rz posted:

there is nary an act more chivalrous than not watching people gently caress on video

Chivalry is dead in my home.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Regarding chemical castration, sort of:

"godoftruelove



1h

It's possible, but at least from what I know, you would have had to had not seen porn since puberty hit. I was lucky that I avoided porn for various reasons, mostly love, and I developed without it.

Most guys, look at porn as soon as puberty strikes, and it hyper-inflates their attraction to women, thus you feel attraction to women you don't want to, pre-porn, guys could be with a hot woman and NOT fall in love with her at sight, or even feel anything like guys do now.

Whoever introduced porn brainwashed and cucked society and men. Thus the root of the suffering is this. If you started off with a porn free beggining, girls wouldn't be able to torture you like they do now.

It might just be that I'm demi-sexual, but the correlation with my porn-free/fap-free development, and my now ability to not be attracted to beautiful women, despite still having the occasional need/urge to see boobs/be snuggled every now and then is still present, but never directed at any women(a condition I need to meet in order to enjoy any sort of sexual activity is that I must love the girl, and impossible thing to do now since I expect the same level of love from the girl, and I was fully aware since even back then of a lot of girls only seeking pleasure solely, and not true love.)"

20% accurate as usual, morty

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green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Most guys, look at porn as soon as puberty strikes, and it hyper-inflates their attraction to women, thus you feel attraction to women you don't want to, pre-porn, guys could be with a hot woman and NOT fall in love with her at sight, or even feel anything

This is so hilariously wrong-headed, it's like it was written by a Kindergartener who's having a hard time with the concept of cause-and-effect.

Or an alien who's just starting to observe human behavior, but has no knowledge of history or culture.

Or an alien Kindergartener.

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