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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
The whole group is probably one Asian guy

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oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Probably, but the fact that it exists is worth a laugh.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
So apparently an aquaintance got hauled in by the police for not going out with a drunk guy who was talking to her on the train. He went to the station and claimed she sexually harrassed him. Since she's not Japanese they believed him and arrested her. The guy said he wouldn't press charges, he just wanted an apology. She didn't apologize but was eventually let go and told that "Japanese men are shy. Be careful next time." Get booze in a salaryman and their awfulness is magnified and becomes bold as hell. Another reason why I don't talk to people on the train. gently caress "they're just being friendly!"

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
'white females' instead of 'white women', 'white chicks' or 'white girls' really tells you everything you need to know.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Fix It posted:

Unpopular opinion: I'm perfectly okay with those butts and pancake butts in general

they are fine, but pretending that they are "nice" in a butt competition is laughable. None of those would place in the bottom 1000 at Ms Bum bum

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Outrail posted:

'white females' instead of 'white women', 'white chicks' or 'white girls' really tells you everything you need to know.

White :females:

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

At least it's paired with "males", usually it's paired with "men" or "guys" which is just... double yikes.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Thanks a bunch.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
We need to translate this into Chinese so people can reaffirm their mandatory beliefs.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

What on earth is in that gin bottle :stare:

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Haier posted:

We need to translate this into Chinese so people can reaffirm their mandatory beliefs.



UKIP got annihilated in the last election. They are pretty much irrelevant now.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I guess NSFW for some people? Some village's cooked dog dinner.

http://i.imgur.com/yc7tkLp.png

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
They made a real dog's breakfast of that kid.

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

All butts are beautiful

ABAB

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

a cyberpunk goose posted:

All butts are beautiful

ABAB

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007


MBAB

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Haier what's the deal with Chinese men and why can't they compare to you?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Haier what's the deal with Chinese men and why can't they compare to you?

Nothing Compares 2 U

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Haier what's the deal with Chinese men and why can't they compare to you?

He treats them like poo poo + his whiteness = plungetown

Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007

oohhboy posted:

Probably, but the fact that it exists is worth a laugh.

You should go in your five piece suit.

Cichlidae
Aug 12, 2005

ME LOVE
MAKE RED LIGHT


Dr. Infant, MD
Two Chinese rocket failures in a month. How much face do you lose when your giant flaming space phallus goes flaccid and explodes on the way up?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Cichlidae posted:

Two Chinese rocket failures in a month. How much face do you lose when your giant flaming space phallus goes flaccid and explodes on the way up?

Should have added more rhino horn to the fuel.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Haier what's the deal with Chinese men and why can't they compare to you?


Son of Rodney posted:

Should have added more rhino horn to the fuel.
I will admit this gave me an LOL.

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?
too much heat in rocket body

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice
Vaquita porpoise: Dolphins deployed to save rare species
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-40466607

The headline caught me eye as how does this work? - Dolphins used to save porpoises that only live in the gulf of California. So only ~40 left, making them most endangered marine species. Habitat loss? Pollution? Nah, the usual suspect. TCM

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Totally NSFW (nudity, peepees)
https://gfycat.com/CrazyRecklessBobcat

I can't find any backstory, but the clip is good enough on its own.

Sten Freak posted:

Vaquita porpoise: Dolphins deployed to save rare species
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-40466607

The headline caught me eye as how does this work? - Dolphins used to save porpoises that only live in the gulf of California. So only ~40 left, making them most endangered marine species. Habitat loss? Pollution? Nah, the usual suspect. TCM
The guy above could have used some of those critters ground up into a fine Viagra-laced powder.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
That guy must make a lot of money.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Haier posted:

Totally NSFW (nudity, peepees)
https://gfycat.com/CrazyRecklessBobcat

I can't find any backstory, but the clip is good enough on its own.

Backstory: He paid an attractive prostitute to have sex with him, and it was the easiest 1500 RMB she ever made.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
U need to consider some use of NMS as well tbh haier
Seeing fat Asian dudes gently caress and tragically dead dogs is bad for my brain

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010


:same:

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
I'm sitting in the airport in Vancouver and the kid across from me has the most astounding leggings.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
His shoes have fake laces and say FASHION SPORT

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Ceciltron posted:

His shoes have fake laces and say FASHION SPORT

At least there's one sport China isn't a complete failure at?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Ceciltron posted:

I'm sitting in the airport in Vancouver and the kid across from me has the most astounding leggings.



that owns

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Ceciltron posted:

I'm sitting in the airport in Vancouver and the kid across from me has the most astounding leggings.



Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
whoah its the face I make reading the d&d thread

Ceciltron posted:

I'm sitting in the airport in Vancouver and the kid across from me has the most astounding leggings.


alibaba link plz

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Chinese debt hit 300% of GDP as of May

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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Fojar38 posted:

Chinese debt hit 300% of GDP as of May

"By 2020 our debt will be 888% of our GDP! Very lucky!" - Xi Jinping


That video reminds me of another one that was floating around China years ago. Another fat-rear end guy with a smoking hot girl, except this time they were a newly-wed couple. Chinese netizens were foaming at the mouth and calling for the guy's head since it was obvious he was the son of a corrupt official, as there was no way someone like him could land a chick without having a massive wad of cash. Eventually they did find him and posted a picture of his ID card (no idea how they got that). The best part was when the buzz-cut got winded after 35 seconds of thrusting and lays on his back and blows smoke in her face while she does all the work.


Blistex fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Jul 3, 2017

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