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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:05

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# ? May 15, 2024 04:38

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:

Remember when everyone lol'd at the house bill getting voted down only to have it come back more cruel than before? McConnell has 200b to play with to get this shitburger passed and I wouldn't put it past him at all to bribe the gently caress out of of some folks just to get it off his plate. Anything that keeps the healthcare bill in the news is a good thing IMO because people need to be fired up about it.

Oh there's still a real chance it passes but gently caress that alarmist CODE RED poo poo all it does is make people want to disengage.

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:05

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a.lo posted:

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:07

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

a.lo posted:

He's aspirating WHAT

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:07

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

the president makes me glad that I was never super into wrestling

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:07

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

PostNouveau posted:

The Winds of Winter is never coming out.

lol at that old bitch, fuckin when was the last book released? I read that poo poo so long ago I don't even remember lmao

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:07

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:07

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

No. They don't. Not a single one of them think it's "normal." A lot of them say it's "acceptable," or "awesome because it triggers libtards" but not "normal." And McConnell knows that if this:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/880737163247267840
Gets crossed with THIS:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680
The Republican Party is absolutely hosed and will be torn apart by a man desperate to be loved who refuses to accept responsibility for anything, who will throw anyone to the wolves, no matter how self-destructive it may be.

*peeks head out of suck zone

LOL, democrats will find someway to gently caress it up

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:10

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Homeless Friend posted:

lol at that old bitch, fuckin when was the last book released? I read that poo poo so long ago I don't even remember lmao

2011. First one was released in loving 1996 lol

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:10

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

I'm still completely in awe of that "MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL" tweet. I think it might be the best rhetorical victory of the past century. It completely deflects a huge chunk of the criticism that's been thrown his way for years now. Trump can do whatever he wants, and BY DEFINITION it's presidential. Tweeting photoshops of yourself beating up CNN is what presidents do now. it's a totally clean slate in terms of expectations. Trump can't be graded on a curve, he IS the curve

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:10

radical meme: Apr 17, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

The Republican Party is absolutely hosed and will be torn apart by a man desperate to be loved who refuses to accept responsibility for anything, who will throw anyone to the wolves, no matter how self-destructive it may be.

Can we all finally stop saying, even ironically, that the GOP is tearing itself apart or that it's on the verge of destruction. I've listened to that poo poo for 20 years now and it ain't loving happening; not now, not 3 years from now, probably not ever. Along with that, can we all just accept the fact that the Trump's GOP is not the party of the 1%. Half of this nation voted for that man and half of this nation would still vote for him today. Six months into this thing and we're still in the Nothing Matters zone.

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:11

Dom is Here: Nov 11, 2016; Lipstick Apathy

logikv9 posted:

of course

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:12

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

MariusLecter posted:

American Imbecile Indulges in traditional 4th of July festivities

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# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:12

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

a.lo posted:

the more he sacrifices his body for th benefit of humanity, the more he begins to look like Jesus

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:12

anime tupac: Oct 25, 2010; stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

Joementum posted:

"cum amphorae" is a legendary post scrawled on the side of a roman forum

quote:

I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men�s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don�t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1816: Epaphra, you are bald!

VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:13

JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

I hope Jeff Zucker is crying into his pillow rn

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:13

Stefan Prodan: Jan 7, 2002; I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!; Grimey Drawer

MariusLecter posted:

American Imbecile Indulges in traditional 4th of July festivities

LA Beast is an american treasure u bitch

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:14

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

SKULL.GIF posted:

lost his smile? when did HBK become president of France

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:14

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/880737163247267840

Look at how decisive big strong daddy is. If we fail to repeal and replace, we should IMMEDIATELY repeal and replace months from now. And if we fail then, we should IMMEDIATELY repeal and replace in a couple years.

Unlike crooked hillary and muslimkenyan Obama, Trump gets things DONE!

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:15

Fuligin: Oct 27, 2010; wait what the fuck??

anime tupac posted:

Pompeii is so loving cool. Also: paving stones shaped like dicks to point you to the brothel quarter

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:15

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

GobiasIndustries posted:

2011. First one was released in loving 1996 lol

He did the first three, which are easily better than the last two, from 1996-2000.

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:16

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

anime tupac posted:

good to know that "im gay lol" has been shitposted for centuries

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:17

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:18

LegoMan: Mar 17, 2002; ting ting ting; College Slice

PostNouveau posted:

He did the first three, which are easily better than the last two, from 1996-2000.

He's found he can just as easily make money having someone else write the ending for him why would he want to do it.

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:19

marmot25: May 16, 2004; Yam Slacker

America's Idiot King

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:20

LegoMan: Mar 17, 2002; ting ting ting; College Slice

Internet Webguy posted:

good to know that "im gay lol" has been shitposted for centuries

Mods create new word replacement please.

"I'm gay" with "I have buggered men"

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:21

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

sorry but trump seems cool. SOrry for the next 7 years

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:22

A Big Fuckin Hornet: Nov 1, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

I'm still completely in awe of that "MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL" tweet. I think it might be the best rhetorical victory of the past century. It completely deflects a huge chunk of the criticism that's been thrown his way for years now. Trump can do whatever he wants, and BY DEFINITION it's presidential. Tweeting photoshops of yourself beating up CNN is what presidents do now. it's a totally clean slate in terms of expectations. Trump can't be graded on a curve, he IS the curve

Well, when the president does it, that means it is not insane

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:22

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

I'm still completely in awe of that "MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL" tweet. I think it might be the best rhetorical victory of the past century. It completely deflects a huge chunk of the criticism that's been thrown his way for years now. Trump can do whatever he wants, and BY DEFINITION it's presidential. Tweeting photoshops of yourself beating up CNN is what presidents do now. it's a totally clean slate in terms of expectations. Trump can't be graded on a curve, he IS the curve

his smooth brain fits the curves of his skull :smugdon:

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:23

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

a.lo posted:

is he doing ok now? he cant keep doin this poo poo

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:24

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:24

Poco: Jul 17, 2005; ....I am a Tariff Man

anime tupac posted:

it's good to know that we are actively living in the lost stage of empire, the shitposting state

# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:25

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Internet Webguy posted:

good to know that "im gay lol" has been shitposted for centuries

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"I�m gay," O�Callaghan said.

His private announcement was met with immediate support from the GM. Then:

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# ? Jul 2, 2017 20:26

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

You know, now I understand how the people who question "peak oil" or 'peak' anything feel.

Sure there may be all this "science" and "data" about how something is not sustainable forever.

And sure it might make sense that of course this thing must reasonably be finite in its capacity.

But you wake up every day and see not only is there still plenty but it keeps getting better.

Will we ever hit peak Trump?

gently caress you

:orb: