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peter gabriel posted:hi space pals do u still brain?
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Picture Gremlich spending 30 minutes trying to explain to German police that there's a perpetrator of aggravated libel and corporate espionage loose somewhere in Europe "Sir, I asked what he looked like, not details about his genitals."
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boviscopophobic posted:Last week's numbers are in and saw dips in the player counts in all three EA modules. Latest figures: The department of goon FUD brings you the average player count figures for the previous 9-ish days! Star Marine: 19.7 Arena Commander: 24.2 Racing: 2.7 Stay tuned for next week's installment!
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boviscopophobic posted:The department of goon FUD brings you the average player count figures for the previous 9-ish days! Kinda shows just how groundbreaking and anticipated the games truely are. 
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Thanks for that--I'm hoping in a few hours someone comes along and re-inflates his balls. But alas, they will undoubtedly become overinflated balls at that point. hot balls man no homo posted:He'll never make it in. Bunnyman and the dark knight will be working security at the door. He made it in just fine last year. The disguise worked perfect. You can see him in the background of one of the shots with lots of people. He is the one doing the "hold the roof up" dance.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:do u still brain? I had a hospital thing on Fri and now know what they are going to do to me, it is not good 
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Whenever the citizens post about Derek, I mentally add "Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, " in front of it. Makes it a bit more interesting IMO.
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Looking forward to Derek running naked through GamesCom screaming "let me loving finiiiissshhhhhhhhh"
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Does anyone follow him except goons? I just wonder if there are people out there waiting to see which fascinating piece of Wing Commander history he'll uncover next
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Chalks posted:Looking forward to Derek running naked through GamesCom screaming "let me loving finiiiissshhhhhhhhh" "I've taken down tougher opponents than you, backer scum! Why, you're not even one tenth of a coke machine, this will be a breeze!"
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spacetoaster posted:Don't forget Sandi's crack personal security team. I'm the cameraman. "Okay, look natural. I said natural... yeesh. Alright, this is hopeless, onetwothree" *click*
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cool new Polack jokes posted:I'm the cameraman. what the gently caress I thought that was a cardboard cutout of Sandi hahaha
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Mr.Tophat posted:what the gently caress I thought that was a cardboard cutout of Sandi hahaha You are not the only one. 
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Foo Diddley posted:Does anyone follow him except goons? I just wonder if there are people out there waiting to see which fascinating piece of Wing Commander history he'll uncover next To say how much poo poo he's never seen before he's not much of a fan anyway imo
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Jul 2, 2017 22:24
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peter gabriel posted:To say how much poo poo he's never seen before he's not much of a fan anyway imo Hey good luck with your hospital visit friend
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Jul 2, 2017 22:25
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peter gabriel posted:I had a hospital thing on Fri and now know what they are going to do to me, it is not good Stay safe dancey cat, don't let the siren call of the stimpire turn you toward the dork side
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MilesK posted:Derek Smart storms the stage, bodyslams Chris Roberts, takes his mic, then starts reciting his July blog verbatim. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVeVcVBW_CE&t=1254s
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 The hardcore citizens really do run the gambit of strange stuff. Remember when we found that actual mermaid citizen thing? Like a pasty white bearded dude with a tail in a creek somewhere. Not a photoshop. Literally made a tail for himself and had someone take photos of him. For the internet. For the public. Completely un-ironic.
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Maw posted:Hey good luck with your hospital visit friend Thanks I went on Fri and had an exploratory thing done, stung a bit. Got to look at a cat scan of my head which was weird. Signed a consent form so they can go at me at some point with scalpels or hammers, was a good day out
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Jul 2, 2017 22:49
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peter gabriel posted:Thanks May your doctors/nurses be skillful and gentle! Now laugh at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M17YMw1mcxo And know that these dudes are crazy. https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/771413832648499200
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spacetoaster posted:May your doctors/nurses be skillful and gentle! Good loving grief
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Here's Sandi being arrested for her crimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWLVI_mnn2I&t=193s
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spacetoaster posted:Here's Sandi being arrested for her crimes. "Everyone be cool this is a robbery!" "Any of you loving commandos refund, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you"
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Jul 2, 2017 23:16
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peter gabriel posted:Thanks Best of luck with the deskeletonization
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peter gabriel posted:Thanks Good luck, see you in the 'nurse.
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Just found this gem on humble bundle: Dream Factory. Seems to be about Foundry 42. Might be a good marketing idea to edit this trailer to be about CIG, just putting that out there.
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spacetoaster posted:Here's Sandi being arrested for her crimes.
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spacetoaster posted:May your doctors/nurses be skillful and gentle!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWLVI_mnn2I&t=193s This stuff is right before my time so bear with me if I'm re-hashing old FUD. The messaging is strong here, probably a little smoke an mirrors. 'Watch out for that grenade!' (course we have grenades, so what) 'Aw man I got hit by an EMP, EMP guys! Did I say EMP loud enough Chris?' (heh how do you like our grenades now  )<cut to demo scene where commando shuts off gravity> <cuts back to the original scene right as debris starts floating, 100% legit, no grav=0 cryengine map switch  >
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Virtual Captain posted:That cringe activated my fight or flight instinct. So did Chris's costume. Speaking of cringe. Here's the highlights from last years citcon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWt25iHmIY8 spacetoaster fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jul 3, 2017 |
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nawledgelambo posted:
Yeah! And why is a married guy living in the barracks?? Unless he got put there for abusing his wife. Or he's on a "deployment" to one of those fancy places where you get an actual nice room to stay in.
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spacetoaster posted:Yeah! And why is a married guy living in the barracks?? Or he's an airsofter living with his family but his younger brothers are the ones with the room that has a full-body mirror.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Or he's an airsofter living with his family but his younger brothers are the ones with the room that has a full-body mirror. Nah, that's a barracks room. I've stayed in a lot of them. I recognize the bed, the freaking door/frame, the stupid floor, and even the stinking paint on the cinder block walls.
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Oh yeah, defiantly barracks. Being a crayon muncher I would venture to say put in barracks for dependa abuse. Why that shitbag has his mags backwards though is anyone's guess. That's an extra half second of wrist contorting motion to load.
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Thronde posted:Oh yeah, defiantly barracks. Being a crayon muncher I would venture to say put in barracks for dependa abuse. Why that shitbag has his mags backwards though is anyone's guess. That's an extra half second of wrist contorting motion to load. Perhaps it all started because he gave all their money to CIG? Croberts destroys another family!  
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spacetoaster posted:That's just a normal, everyday, star citizen! Also I'm the absolutely terrible trigger discipline of an obvious idiot.
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Sunswipe posted:I'm the customer service drone for a multi-million dollar company who uses a loving internet pseudonym when engaging in official correspondence with a paying customer. This company can literally do NOTHING right. I don't mind the cosplay. It was people just excited about something, and there's nothing wrong with that. I've dressed up as goths and other characters before for parties, events and Halloween. The way I see it, this is all squandered opportunity. CIG promised to release a long time ago and I don't care how much John Doe does or doesn't understand game development because he's not a game developer. Thousands took CR at his word and his estimation and bought into it wholesale. CR failed them, and then proceeded to treat people with questions like ship because they had no answers. I just hope these guys got their money out by now. The dream is probably all they'll ever get, and the foolishness of remembering how much they believed in Chris Roberts. All these pictures I hope Chris Roberts can see some day, because it's the people who really believed in him the most, and he just took them for their money. Unfortunately I realize CR and the Roberts' in general have no amount of empathy, so he probably won't care at all. But I hope he does.
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