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Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

political reporting in tyool 2017 is a thing of beauty
https://twitter.com/PhillyInquirer/status/881556511675252737

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Liberals calling for Trump�s ouster also claimed to face possible attack. �The police are extremely prepared, mostly because of the Proud Boys,� said Impeach Trump rally organizer David Love of Philadelphia. He described Proud Boys as a rightist group that backs Trump.

�I never heard of Proud Boys,� said pro-Trump organizer Rehl as he welcomed demonstrators to the march kick-off cite, the Irish Famine memorial above I-95, at 9:30 a.m.

�I�m a Proud Boy,� said pro-Trump marcher Justin Brown. �It�s a loose organization in its infancy. It�s right-wing, and anti-left, but it has nothing to do with white supremacy. It�s guys having fun.� He said he�d been part of a Proud Boys �free-speech� rally in Washington recently after U.S. Rep.Steve Scalise, R-Va., was shot by an angry liberal activist.

In case of anti-Trump violence Sunday, Trump supporter Dakota Lutz, a York County factory worker, pointed to his hip, where he�d packed a camouflage bag that held a medical kit. He didn�t need it, though the muggy summer day had Trump supporters handing out Pepsis to marchers and spectators � purchased outside the city where Philadelphia�s sweet-drinks tax doesn�t apply, two activists noted proudly.

A lone pro-Trump marcher who wore a Confederate flag declined to give his name. He was outnumbered by several carrying green flags marked with crosses, like the flags of the Nordic countries of northern Europe, superimposed with four letter Ks facing outward in a circle, and a circle of hearts.

Jeff Thomas, the Ursinus College graduate (he majored in theater) who brought the flags, said they stand for �Kekistan,� a made-up satirical belief system rooted in gamer culture that is shared like a social-media meme by younger Trump supporters. Thomas led a �Kekistan prayer� to end the pro-Trump rally: �Thy Trump done come, Thy will be done� Forgive us our baitings, as we forgive those who bait against us.�

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# ? May 16, 2024 23:04

The Muppets On PCP: Nov 13, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/chrismegerian/status/881644628172300288

the loneliest guidos

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:07

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/politico/status/881648752204931074

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:07

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/chrismegerian/status/881644628172300288

hahahahahaha

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:08

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

"Here's my new 6 week old, Kiko!"

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:09

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Remember when this thread got punked hard by a fake MSNBC clip a couple days ago?

remember when this thread got punked hard by a fake piss tape

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:13

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Donald Trump Bad

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:13

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

galenanorth posted:

"Here's my new 6 week old, Kiko!"

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:14

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/881648752204931074

should we really be referring to the President of the United States as "it"

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:16

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Homeless Friend posted:

lmao he didn't even get a direct death threat just an amorphous "you'll die in an imaginary conflict" lol

most of the people pushing for a new civil war would die the second insulin or opiate rationing went into place

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:17

Red Dad Redemption: Sep 29, 2007

Al! posted:

most of the people pushing for a new civil war would die the second insulin or opiate rationing went into place

no need for a civil war, let's just divide up the states and call it a day

ETA: "oh, you want a divorce? boy do I have some great news for you!"

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:18

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

TotalHell posted:

should we really be referring to the President of the United States as "it"

He has been rendered impotent by his toxic hair growth drug regimen so he is effectively sexless.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:21

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

It's a dog eat dog world

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:21

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

FAUXTON posted:

It's a dog eat dog world

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:23

A Big Fuckin Hornet: Nov 1, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Third World Reggin posted:

remember when this thread got punked hard by a fake piss tape

uh mods?

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:25

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

TotalHell posted:

should we really be referring to the President of the United States as "it"

Can you prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that donald trump is Not the clown from the upcoming Stephen King adaptation movie

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:25

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Timothy_Cama/status/881652662210621440

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:27

Junkyard Poodle: May 6, 2011

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/Timothy_Cama/status/881652662210621440

lol

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:29

old.flv: Jan 28, 2017; A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

that doggie has a neck vagina :ohdear:

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:30

old.flv: Jan 28, 2017; A good lad who likes his Anna's.

christie is the type of guy to wear a t-shirt in the pool and thank god for that

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:31

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/Timothy_Cama/status/881652662210621440

no it's not a parody, arm and hammer have indeed partnered with hefty to make your trash smell less trash

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:32

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

i knew he was bad the second he was elected

jersey deserves him

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:32

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Homeless Friend posted:

that's a sheriff star

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:32

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

let's learn about the guy trump picked to head up the justice department's civil rights division

https://twitter.com/TeenVogue/status/881567279724494848

i used to work at a gap next to an abercrombie and fitch. on smoke breaks employees from both stores would hang out around the same spot, since it was a big tourist destination and youd just be polite by walking down to an out of the way corner

a and f just straight up makes ugly people work in the back of the store and only lets attractive folk work the front. woerkers in the back have to wear a black smock to signify their ugliness and how htey are relegated to the back rooms. they also dump an entire bottle of their signature perfume into the wet vacs they use to wash the store floors which is why every anf smells that way

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

dead inside

this is the actual guy who runs the supplement business jones gets his SUPER MALE VITLAITY poo poo from. his only qualification is that he is a "doctor"of chiropracty

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:33

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

TIL that you can skip suntan lotion because hats prevent sunburn

This is like some weird comedy show-type lie

"Letting out her primal roar in the morning."

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:34

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/881584544184504320

I'm the obese white people

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:34

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

Chris James 2 posted:

Can you prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that donald trump is Not the clown from the upcoming Stephen King adaptation movie

IT clown is scary as gently caress. I don't know if I will even be able to watch that movie.

Donald J. Trump is a loving fat dumb bumpkin idiot imbecile who can't even speak in coherent sentences and has the world's worst combover that you are revolted by and feel pity for and don't want to be touched by but he isn't really scary.

Pretty sure they're not the same person.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:35

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/881656454972833792

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:39

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/chrismegerian/status/881644628172300288

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj7yPRhk584

send in the Nisshin Maru

:hai:

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:39

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:39

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/881656454972833792

lol it isn't a tough task at all just gut those agencies while laughing your way to the bank

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:40

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Apraxin posted:

political reporting in tyool 2017 is a thing of beauty
https://twitter.com/PhillyInquirer/status/881556511675252737

pro-Trump millenials are so autistic it's physically painful

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:41

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

D1E posted:

IT clown is scary as gently caress. I don't know if I will even be able to watch that movie.

Donald J. Trump is a loving fat dumb bumpkin idiot imbecile who can't even speak in coherent sentences and has the world's worst combover that you are revolted by and feel pity for and don't want to be touched by but he isn't really scary.

Pretty sure they're not the same person.

while true I still suspect Trump may have sprung, fully formed, from one of Stephen King's drug-induced novels of the late 70s/early 80s

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:41