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Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
The author straight up said it started as an attempt to draw actual porny type, and very rapidly devolved into alot of sex jokes that also happen to contain nudity.

e: shite, page snipe. Content!

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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-


om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

lol

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

gently caress, I just found Achewood funny. gently caress.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

:3:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



heck yes to that comic

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Karate Bastard posted:

And put gross overcooked goopy pasta in my mouth? nigga please

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm guessing it tried to eat him. Nigga plain didn't know the evolution of craterpillar into batterfly turns them carnivorous. loving scrublord.

I'm a little late on this, but please stop making a habit of calling people "nigga." I'd rather not have it proliferate.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Leave it to a literal bird to worry that somebody saying a word over and over again will cause others to repeat it :rolleyes:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

How speciesist! <:mad:>

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Budgerigar, please

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The only good bird is one that has been fried and served with biscuits. :colbert:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Randaconda posted:

The only good bird is one that has been fried and served with biscuits. :colbert:

Please don't threaten to eat the mods. :ohdear:

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Please don't threaten to eat the mods. :ohdear:

I believe the poster is offering to get LaB stoned and fed.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

In that case, I accept.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

In that case, I accept.

Don't listen to them! To Serve Bird... it's a cookbook! :gonk:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

In that case, I accept.

Oh, word? :getin:

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Loucks posted:

I believe the poster is offering to get LaB stoned and fed.

No no, I didn't say "smoke grass, fed bird," I said "smoked, grass-fed bird"! :chef:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

:gonk:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

I warned you!

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Comptroll The Forums posted:

No no, I didn't say "smoke grass, fed bird," I said "smoked, grass-fed bird"! :chef:

It makes me wonder* what companies are thinking when they advertise "vegetarian fed" chicken and duck. Those birds are omnivores, and were most likely unhealthy and sickly when they were alive. Unless they are raised at a really nice farm and have plenty of space to find grubs and worms, which is probably not the case for any of the corporate commodity farms that make a point to advertise this fact.

*It doesn't really make me wonder, it sounds good and "healthy" and people are stupid.

om nom nom has a new favorite as of 06:38 on Jul 5, 2017

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

om nom nom posted:

It makes me wonder* what companies are thinking when they advertise "vegetarian fed" chicken and duck. Those birds are omnivores, and were most likely unhealthy and sickly when they were alive. Unless they are raised at a really nice farm and have plenty of space to find grubs and worms, which is probably not the case for any of the corporate commodity farms that make a point to advertise this fact.

*It doesn't really make me wonder, it sounds good and "healthy" and people are stupid.



This post invites my BIRD CRAZY nature and it's so hard to make serious BIRD POSTS without sounding like a gimmick but the short version is holy crow, no kidding, geez. I actually had this exact conversation with a (very tolerant) friend (who smiled and nodded) earlier today because we were at the grocery store and I was buying some CAGE FREE VEGETARIAN FED eggs and got all :words: on her. sorry friend. here's some content.



e: I'm sorry for being a huge nerd in this post.

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 08:41 on Jul 5, 2017

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I'm a little late on this, but please stop making a habit of calling people "nigga." I'd rather not have it proliferate.

Sorry about that y'all, didn't mean to piss anyone off. I've just been watching a lot of cs lewis lately and thought that was fun

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wS2THqZemoc

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
Achewood is the only good comic and we feed the chickens the discarded shells of their dead children, which seems a little hosed up.

A Proper Uppercut
Sep 30, 2008

Karate Bastard posted:

watching a lot of cs lewis

Somehow I don't think they said that in Narnia

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Loucks posted:

I believe the poster is offering to get LaB stoned and fed.

I never seem to have a problem getting baked and fed!

:haw:

Wendell
May 11, 2003

A Proper Uppercut posted:

Somehow I don't think they said that in Narnia

You don't remember Aslan's three page rant about what chickens on farms should be fed?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Her :smug: look at the end is killing me.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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He looks so sad :smith:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:



e: I'm sorry for being a huge nerd in this post.

Probably still my favorite olgaf after all these years, with the possible exception of anything involving FUCKIN DWARVES

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

A Proper Uppercut posted:

Somehow I don't think they said that in Narnia

Lol, meant louis ck. Trouble​ is Google is psychic and gave me what I was looking for despite googling the wrong thing

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

oldpainless posted:

He looks so sad :smith:

Sexual assault is not a happy thing.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Randaconda posted:



Her :smug: look at the end is killing me.

The joke is that you, the viewer, are clearly a guest at their house.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
also comic would be better if last panel said "christ what an rear end in a top hat"

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Don't see how he's going to be able to breathe down there without a nose

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Randaconda posted:



Her :smug: look at the end is killing me.

This new version of the PBS cartoon "Arthur" really bums me out. :smith:

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Don't see how he's going to be able to breathe down there without a nose

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