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galenanorth
May 19, 2016

C-Euro posted:

galenanorth do you have that .gif of the diver tickling the (deflated) pufferfish and it being all :buddy:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImprobableWigglyBluetonguelizard-mobile.mp4

Full video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61wzTjdnXe4

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
when i worked at the gap one time i was cleaning up the ladies discount rack and someone had returned a pair of size 58 jeans they had ordered online. they were still slightly moist

i held up them and spread my arms as far as i could but there was still slack. i was pretty sure i could have put them over myself and my entire body would have gone through one of the pant legs

then a lady came up to me and asked, "what size of this blouse would you wear? youre the same size as my daughter." this happened a lot

"im sorry but i dont know, i dont wear our women's clothing."

slouch
Mar 10, 2009



lol taking a helicopter to the beach mansion during govt shut down you sick fucker

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

very good brain

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i pity people with the bad cilantro gene

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

NecroMonster posted:

i pity people with the bad cilantro gene

I support eugenics but only to purge out the bad cilantro tasters from our genetic pool

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Wanna see that unemployment figure.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i bet donald trump has the bad cilantro gene

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/881664059829084160

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

there's a post on Hacker News about how he might have had so many women coming onto him and that he wasn't able to tell when some women didn't like his advances

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Is that the face he was making when he apologized? I can totally imagine it is.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

ShutteredIn posted:

I support eugenics but only to purge out the bad cilantro tasters from our genetic pool

:(

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

punchymcpunch posted:

because hes watched morning joe every fuckin day for 40 years and now his best friend is making GBS threads on him and its all that harpy's fault

Joe of Arc

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Chris Christie is so perfectly fat it is perplexing to me usually fat people have a gross sort of sagging quality but Christie looks like he's stuffed full of packing peanuts, oddly buoyant.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Mr. Sharps posted:

Chris Christie is so perfectly fat it is perplexing to me usually fat people have a gross sort of sagging quality but Christie looks like he's stuffed full of packing peanuts, oddly buoyant.

it's casing pressure. like a sausage

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mr. Sharps posted:

Chris Christie is so perfectly fat it is perplexing to me usually fat people have a gross sort of sagging quality but Christie looks like he's stuffed full of packing peanuts, oddly buoyant.

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


Samurai Sanders posted:

Is that the face he was making when he apologized? I can totally imagine it is.

nah the apology was in the form of a blog post.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




D1E posted:

It's a hosed-up state where it's illegal to make left turns or pump your own gas, and it costs like $15 in tolls to drive across on the Turnpike.

He is.

careful bucko

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/ObsoleteDogma/status/881669410146201605

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

slouch posted:

nah the apology was in the form of a blog post.
It still might be the face he was making when he apologized. That is, he recognizes that the world thinks he is an rear end but is internally confident that he is the normal one and everyone else is a bunch of babies.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Mr. Sharps posted:

Chris Christie is so perfectly fat it is perplexing to me usually fat people have a gross sort of sagging quality but Christie looks like he's stuffed full of packing peanuts, oddly buoyant.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
chris christie is human garbage lol

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
didnt christie get that surgery where they wrap your stomach in a plastic sheet so you cant eat as much? he loving powered through that as if it was a speed bump in the golden corral parking lot

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





well thats just the worst radiohead cover imo

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Consummate Professional posted:

chris christie is human garbage lol

quite a lot of it stuffed under pressure into a skin suit

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Hello Trump thread I'm positively full of barbecue right now and I feel like Chris Christie but thank God I don't look like him I might have to take myself out if that was the case anyway how are you

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


Mr. Sharps posted:

Chris Christie is so perfectly fat it is perplexing to me usually fat people have a gross sort of sagging quality but Christie looks like he's stuffed full of packing peanuts, oddly buoyant.

he's definitely wearing spanx or something

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Squizzle posted:

careful bucko

I'm sorry you live in New Jersey.

And Chris Christie is your governor.

LOL.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i mighta ate too much fish lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
today was a good day, perhaps the only good day in trump's presidency

https://twitter.com/MitchellCares/status/881590775162654720

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Christie totes joining the tromp admin once his term is up

KUSH! BE DAMNED!

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




yeah but he just had all of his buddy rex ryans' fat put into him

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




D1E posted:

I'm sorry you live in New Jersey.

And Chris Christie is your governor.

LOL.

i dont, i grew up there

and nj has a history of real crappy governors, you cant look at the governor of nj as indicative of anything in particular except political wheelin dealin

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/881633113960566784

nice orgy

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

http://i.imgur.com/kTV85jY.mp4

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

*ahem*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




nj politics are neat because they dont break along party lines so much

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


Samurai Sanders posted:

It still might be the face he was making when he apologized. That is, he recognizes that the world thinks he is an rear end but is internally confident that he is the normal one and everyone else is a bunch of babies.

the apology seemed sincere and legit to me but afaik he just found a decent Crisis Management firm to take care of it for him

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




but really the most offensive thing was you speaking I'll of jughandles, the good lords own left turn

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old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

such a preposterous posterior

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