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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

She got arrested for throwing a pebble throw his window trying to get his attention.

This was after she put a WE SUPPORT COCK sign in his yard and then removed it so she ould color in the cock and return it

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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

She got arrested for throwing a pebble throw his window trying to get his attention.

This was after she put a WE SUPPORT COCK sign in his yard and then removed it so she ould color in the cock and return it

# ? Jun 29, 2017 14:01

Condoleezza Nice!: Jan 4, 2010; Lite som Robin Hood
fast inte

bradzilla posted:

So grover 2.0 just posted in diy again

# ? Jun 29, 2017 14:01

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Absurd Alhazred posted:

And that man has bees in his mouth and when he opens his mouth the bees come out and sting you?

Nah you're thinking of the other soap dish that activates a rotating bookshelf that reveals a movie theatre audience that's standing up and clapping for you.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 14:03

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

She got arrested for throwing a pebble throw his window trying to get his attention.

This was after she put a WE SUPPORT COCK sign in his yard and then removed it so she ould color in the cock and return it

Oh god I'm dying.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 14:03

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Spanish Manlove posted:

Nah you're thinking of the other soap dish that activates a rotating bookshelf that reveals a movie theatre audience that's standing up and clapping for you.

I'm not buying it if it doesn't have loving bees, Franco! :colbert:

# ? Jun 29, 2017 14:11

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

She got arrested for throwing a pebble throw his window trying to get his attention.

This was after she put a WE SUPPORT COCK sign in his yard and then removed it so she ould color in the cock and return it

holy rofl

# ? Jun 29, 2017 15:48

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

She got arrested for throwing a pebble throw his window trying to get his attention.

This was after she put a WE SUPPORT COCK sign in his yard and then removed it so she ould color in the cock and return it

You got a thread link because I need some context as I don't know what the gently caress a greedo girl is.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 15:53

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

Spanish Manlove posted:

You got a thread link because I need some context as I don't know what the gently caress a greedo girl is.

I think I found a link to it here awhile back because someone posted it as an ongoing saga, some guy in an unrelated thread complained about his crazy ex stalking him and jamming a greedo doll up her rear end as part of it.

Someone asked for proof and a legend was born.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 15:55

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Spanish Manlove posted:

You got a thread link because I need some context as I don't know what the gently caress a greedo girl is.

I tried searching for "greedo butthole" and I think maybe it's this one?

...yeah here I'll filter the dude who posted about the crazy ex in question.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 15:57

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I tried searching for "greedo butthole" and I think maybe it's this one?

...yeah here I'll filter the dude who posted about the crazy ex in question.

Thank you. This is a good read.

Edit: just got to the goat pictures. That thread has everything.

Spanish Manlove has a new favorite as of 16:10 on Jun 29, 2017

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Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

Harakiri Potter posted:

she said she went casket shopping for me so i didn't look like a total human being at my funeral so i guess oh well

# ? Jun 29, 2017 16:03

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I tried searching for "greedo butthole" and I think maybe it's this one?

...yeah here I'll filter the dude who posted about the crazy ex in question.

welp. glad im on vacation because i aint getting poo poo done.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 16:14

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Code Jockey posted:

lmao oh my god this owns

I've been to a bunch of hockey games but the only fights I've seen are like super brief and lame

The best hockey fights don't happen at the games. Brindamour vs Lindros and Patrick Roy vs His Wife, for instance.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 16:28

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I tried searching for "greedo butthole" and I think maybe it's this one?

...yeah here I'll filter the dude who posted about the crazy ex in question.

Now that's the stuff.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 16:35

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

The best hockey fights don't happen at the games. Brindamour vs Lindros and Patrick Roy vs His Wife, for instance.

Hextall.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hextall+fight

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Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

Palpek posted:

Now that's the stuff.

Now I'm worried he died and nobody took care of the goats

# ? Jun 29, 2017 16:37

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

RFC2324 posted:

My favorite year i was born is 1979 because at least I'm not a filthy millennial.

LOOKIT THIS OLD MAN. AS OLD AS THE EARTH.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 17:16

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Now I'm worried he died and nobody took care of the goats

He's good and still posts in GBS.

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Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

He's good and still posts in GBS.

He's got so much to live for though

# ? Jun 29, 2017 18:19

spudsbuckley: Aug 29, 2008; by FactsAreUseless
(and can't post for 5 years!)

Kelp Me! posted:

... the UK should be pretty receptive to hockey......also have ridiculous bloodsports like hurling.....

Hurling is an Irish sport.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 19:03

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I tried searching for "greedo butthole" and I think maybe it's this one?

...yeah here I'll filter the dude who posted about the crazy ex in question.

Holy poo poo

# ? Jun 29, 2017 19:13

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

spudsbuckley posted:

Hurling is an Irish sport.

The British Isles, then.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 19:39

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Her pjs were pulled taut and therefore outlining her hips & the outside of her thighs because of the dumb pose he used, that she was trying to emulate. That's it. Apparently that's all it takes for Elsa to lose all sense of shame.

What shame. I'm basically in a perpetual state of zero shame.

I can't be assed to find fruitandypgurtparfait's response to quote it, whose eve forum moderator name is typed completely with the left hand, but there was no rolling with the punches. It was a bunch of eve and art nerds who thought their opinion mattered. To me, or anyone. Way too much mileage left in that little outrage to tell people to suck a dick, any dick.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jun 30, 2017 09:05

Scudworth: Jan 1, 2005; When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.; Dinosaur Gum

bradzilla posted:

So grover 2.0 just posted in diy again

I'm so happy

# ? Jun 30, 2017 09:33

city of doves: Jun 27, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

can we all please just agree not to respond to elsa this time

# ? Jun 30, 2017 13:58

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

city of doves posted:

can we all please just agree not to respond to elsa this time

whom?

# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:01

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

If that's a promise to spare everyone that would be great

# ? Jun 30, 2017 14:50

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

oh my.

well thank you whomever made me go :boom:

# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:00

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

sneakyfrog posted:

oh my.

well thank you whomever made me go

that's a real good av

# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:22

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

bradzilla posted:

that's a real good av

thanks friend.

I also like your hot dog composition, its fantastic other than the farting and digestion part.

# ? Jun 30, 2017 23:31

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I tried searching for "greedo butthole" and I think maybe it's this one?

...yeah here I'll filter the dude who posted about the crazy ex in question.

This is a very good saga, 5/5

# ? Jul 1, 2017 12:25

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I tried searching for "greedo butthole" and I think maybe it's this one?

...yeah here I'll filter the dude who posted about the crazy ex in question.

The best part about this saga is finding out it's still ongoing :prepop:

# ? Jul 2, 2017 17:24

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

I am so very heartened to know there are still new and incredible sagas sagaing on these nearly 20-year-old forums.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 03:10

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Anyone remember the poster who was a world traveler who dealt in silver? If I'm remembering right her dad had a jewelery company and she would get commissions and then go traveling the world?

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Sexual Aluminum: Jun 21, 2003; is made of candy; Soiled Meat

syscall girl posted:

Don't make it bad

Take your posting... and make it better...

# ? Jul 3, 2017 03:53

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

EDIT: Dammit I just remembered there's a rule in PYF saying we can't talk about what we would/wouldn't gently caress. Why does LITERALLY A BIRD hate fun?

I. M. Gei has a new favorite as of 06:25 on Jul 3, 2017

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Snak: Oct 10, 2005; I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.; Grimey Drawer

I can't believe I have to say this...

# ? Jul 3, 2017 06:07

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

...

... would

Girl who strips and fucks you with other girls and gives you head in public sounds like my kinda woman.

My favorite ongoing forums saga is goons eagerly taking any opening to sexually overshare

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Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Sometimes my peepee stands up.

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