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anime tupac: Oct 25, 2010; stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

cartoon muscular big dick Jeb: i like trumps wife
Trump: FFFFFFFGGHGHGHHGHGhhh

# ? Jul 3, 2017 07:50

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MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

# ? Jul 3, 2017 07:51

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

galenanorth posted:

http://i.imgur.com/d5Jbnkx.mp4

# ? Jul 3, 2017 07:53

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

MaxxBot posted:

make america meme again 2016

# ? Jul 3, 2017 07:58

anime tupac: Oct 25, 2010; stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

"my floppy lardass president walked past bigger stronger guys who have some monster dongs, but those guys are bad, for reasons i cannot get into at this moment"

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:00

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

fdr was nitecrew
discuss

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:04

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

fdr was nitecrew
discuss

he didn't lust for rural death enough

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:05

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

fdr was lame

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:05

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

MaxxBot posted:

better quality for your posting needs:

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:06

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Yinlock posted:

he didn't lust for rural death enough

fdr, as a human being, would have adapted to the age of trump, like us all

rear end cobra posted:

fdr was lame

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:09

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Yinlock posted:

he didn't lust for rural death enough

Sherman was nitecrew

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:09

Chunky Salsa: Aug 31, 2016; "Isn't that right, Zach?"

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

no

Well maybe literally but not figuratively

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:10

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Vox Nihili posted:

All legit MAGA caps are made in the US (largely by latino immigrants in Southern California IIRC).

isn't there a thing where a lot of MADE IN THE USA stuff is made in sweatshops in the Northern Marianas Islands?

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:10

anime tupac: Oct 25, 2010; stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it

President of literal america: look at my obese weird rear end
All journalists: [furiously checking twitter]
me: (not saying anything bc i have jumped off a bridge and am not alive)

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:10

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

lmao if you lust for rural death as much or more than urban death

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:10

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

lock her up imo

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:13

Junkyard Poodle: May 6, 2011

skaboomizzy posted:

isn't there a thing where a lot of MADE IN THE USA stuff is made in sweatshops in the Northern Marianas Islands?

really? lol

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:17

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

skaboomizzy posted:

isn't there a thing where a lot of MADE IN THE USA stuff is made in sweatshops in the Northern Marianas Islands?

There's a thing similar to the Brady laws with guns where you can advertise something as Made in the USA if the number of foreign-made components stays under a certain threshold. So like theoretically an iPhone could be Made in the USA even if the two pieces that actually make the poo poo work came from China. This could probably also apply to the individual pieces in the assembly, so you could wind up in a situation where everything is made somewhere else and assembled in the US and maybe it still passes muster.

ScrubLeague has issued a correction as of 08:22 on Jul 3, 2017

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:20

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

MariusLecter posted:

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/881731781896130560

I don't even know where to begin unpacking this one

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:21

jigokuman: Aug 28, 2002; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

i made a jebtaur and i'm not sorry

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# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:22

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Agronox posted:

yeah it's basically a salad bowl

http://www.blackbirdpizzeria.com/menu?from=@

it's pretty good!

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:22

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Made_in_USA

"It will not be considered a deceptive practice for a marketer to make an unqualified U.S. origin claim if, at the time it makes the claim, the marketer possesses and relies upon competent and reliable evidence that: (1) U.S. manufacturing costs constitute 75% of the manufacturing costs for the product; and (2) the product was last substantially transformed in the United States."

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:23

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

ScrubLeague posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Made_in_USA

"It will not be considered a deceptive practice for a marketer to make an unqualified U.S. origin claim if, at the time it makes the claim, the marketer possesses and relies upon competent and reliable evidence that: (1) U.S. manufacturing costs constitute 75% of the manufacturing costs for the product; and (2) the product was last substantially transformed in the United States."

uhh that's actually pretty deceptive though

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:24

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

anime tupac posted:

Necessary cspam disclaimer: i mean this for real and am not making some kind of super irony joke wherein i attempt to own you

that owns

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:24

Chunky Salsa: Aug 31, 2016; "Isn't that right, Zach?"

jigokuman posted:

i made a jebtaur and i'm not sorry

I appreciate the effort put in but I feel that Jeb would have more than one white sock

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:25

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

donny better up the crazy ante this week or else he's officially BORING and i'm not friends with him no more

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:26

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Chokes McGee posted:

that owns

lol you fell for the ironic disclaimer

owned bicht

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:27

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Nichael posted:

http://www.blackbirdpizzeria.com/menu?from=@

it's pretty good!

there are some things you should just accept you can't eat if you're vegan and pizza is one of them

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:28

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/rickhasen/status/881658442745651200

Dems win a majority, the republicans nominate Garland, the Dems approve and cal it a huge victory for the left.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:28

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Jose posted:

there are some things you should just accept you can't eat if you're vegan and pizza is one of them

Except it's good and you're #FraudulentNews

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:29

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

"I love this furry little weirdo so much."

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:29

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

jigokuman posted:

i made a jebtaur and i'm not sorry

mike pence has never regretted his running mate more

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:30

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

jigokuman posted:

i made a jebtaur and i'm not sorry

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:30

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

gradenko_2000 posted:

Sherman was nitecrew

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:30

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

work are making me set up a linkedin profile. i don't really want to

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:31

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

I once watched like 30 minutes of a Mr. Hands documentary a few years ago. I really should've watched the whole thing so as to prepare myself for Mikey's forbidden love.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 08:31