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T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

FuzzySkinner posted:

"ASK YOUR GRANDPA ABOUT KILLING NAZIS"

a.) most vets don't brag about the people they killed unless they're sociopaths
b.)I think he would be embarrassed at you trying to compare themselves to friends he served with and actually lost their lives.


I just want to quote this post because it's quality.

My grandad fought in Korea and when I was young and stupid I asked him if he ever killed anyone and his response was "are you kidding me boy I was a mortarman I killed hundreds of those motherfuckers they were enemies of the United States and we were the US Marines we were death incarnate". Lol my great grandpa on one side was a kriegsmarine u boat kommandant who sank a bunch of ships and on the other side another US marine fighting in the pacific who told me about the worst part of being there being the goddamn humidity.

Why do you think that someone enjoying or taking pride of their place in society if they're an actual warrior is a mark of shame? Oh you're a liberal nm lol

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T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

VikingSkull posted:

oh hey silent majority dude came through again

I will forever remember my summer fling with giada

#theresistance tried, and in typical liberal fashion, well, failed in a weak, sad, low T manner

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

darkhand posted:

which news site was it that said it was illegal to view the wikileaks lol

That was Chris Cuomo on CNN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15ZTiAf8fp8

Think I just found the threads theme song boyos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbQSZRrJcdE

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Mnoba posted:

http://money.cnn.com/2017/07/02/technology/trump-twitter-cnn-wwe/index.html

lmao cnn ran to twitter to try to get them to suspend trump's account

Lmao CNN literally wrote the liberal playbook: "don't like something, run quietly sobbing to rig things in the shadows against your enemies, after all you're a weakling who can't fight otherwise", the libs itt did it in qqcs, Hillary did it against bernie, now CNN against Trump, Sad!

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

FuzzySkinner posted:

I'm not a trump supporter? I'm some weird...lefty...I don't know what I am any more. I'd almost say socialist. I just think neoliberals are trash.

Hillary wasn't going to do poo poo either,

this is this entire thread dube

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

T.S. Smelliot posted:

My grandad fought in Korea and when I was young and stupid I asked him if he ever killed anyone and his response was "are you kidding me boy I was a mortarman I killed hundreds of those motherfuckers they were enemies of the United States and we were the US Marines we were death incarnate". Lol my great grandpa on one side was a kriegsmarine u boat kommandant who sank a bunch of ships and on the other side another US marine fighting in the pacific who told me about the worst part of being there being the goddamn humidity.

Lol your grandpa is/was a corporate stooge.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
my grandpa on one side died in the 60s from stomach cancer from eating an absurd amount of kielbasa or was poisoned by communists for owning a business im not really sure which and the other one is a farmer/blacksmith who signed up for the national guard before they could draft him in korea

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

FuzzySkinner posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7uScWHcTzk

That reminds me.

Let's all reflect on how badly the two men making fun of Trump in this clip ended up getting owned. To the point where Seth Meyers was CRYING on his tv show the day after the election.

"This video is not available"

Got a repost somewhere? I mean it's no big deal, it'll probably get lost in the thread if you post it anyway as this moves pages like the clappers.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I'm absolutely loving this CNN stuff and I hope they go under kicking and screaming in the most hilarious way possible. Have they had thier white house press privileges revoked yet?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Pawn 17 posted:

I'm absolutely loving this CNN stuff and I hope they go under kicking and screaming in the most hilarious way possible. Have they had thier white house press privileges revoked yet?

The CNN loves it too.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Avirosb posted:

The CNN loves it too.

Even though they don't do anything but 24/7 propaganda, I will admit they are entertaining.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Bob NewSCART posted:

How does it feel being loving stupid?

You'd be the one to tell us brother

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Piss de Bundy posted:

lol banning is a fat white gently caress afraid of Muslims lol owned

Gee it's almost as if... Modern city dwellers just need to "accept these facts of living city life" huh

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Gee it's almost as if... Modern city dwellers just need to "accept these facts of living city life" huh

the dove decsndeing breakss the air with flame of incandencent terror

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Bob NewSCART posted:

No, Russia hacking the voting systems in almost every state and propping up a big orange dumbass did. Keep convincing yourself that dumb hicks are the answer to americas problems though, seems to have worked well so far.

Hahahahahaahahahaha

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

FuzzySkinner posted:

"yo guys there's all these trump signs in rural ohio, indiana, pennsylvania and michigan maybe we shoul.."

"Who cares? those people are DUMB. We got this. Moderate republicans in the 'burbs love us"

"I don't think you guys know who moderate rep-"

"trust us."

:qq: THE COMPUTER MODELS :qq:

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Hahahahahaahahahaha

It's true, millions of illegal Russians were illegally bussed in to vote illegally in key states, illegally.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Avirosb posted:

It's true, millions of illegal Russians were illegally bussed in to vote illegally in key states, illegally.

this violates law

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
A poor attempt at a comeback from some worthless cuck
https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/881533437148098560

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

i like that posted:

We don't know what the replacement for the TPP is yet, but considering who Trump surrounds himself with I'm not buying the new deal will be a win for labour. And as if you or anyone else posting has any clue what is really going on with Syria, sweetie...

Like help me out, what is "labour"

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I mean here in this thread about American politics, here in America, about Americans discussing things in America, I'm not sure if we understand what is "good for labour" can you clarify please?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Like help me out, what is "labour"

Had forgotten how lazy Americans have become, SMH...

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

theperminator posted:

A poor attempt at a comeback from some worthless cuck

TBF Stone Cold Steve Austin is a much better fake wrestler than Trump is.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Avirosb posted:

It's true, millions of illegal Russians were illegally bussed in to vote illegally in key states, illegally.

Russians also hacked my lunch to make it less healthy.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

DancingShade posted:

Russians also hacked my lunch to make it less healthy.

That way the American resistance will be too fat to operate their trusty muskets when Operation Red Dawn happens.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Avirosb posted:

Lol your grandpa is/was a corporate stooge.

What lol I'm starting to become fairly nervous about your tenuous grasp of reality if that was your takeaway from that post

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Tell me again about that brutal summer in Australia, where you're from, where it's the height of summer like you said, here in July,

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

T.S. Smelliot posted:

My grandad fought in Korea and when I was young and stupid I asked him if he ever killed anyone and his response was "are you kidding me boy I was a mortarman I killed hundreds of those motherfuckers they were enemies of the United States and we were the US Marines we were death incarnate". Lol my great grandpa on one side was a kriegsmarine u boat kommandant who sank a bunch of ships and on the other side another US marine fighting in the pacific who told me about the worst part of being there being the goddamn humidity.

Why do you think that someone enjoying or taking pride of their place in society if they're an actual warrior is a mark of shame? Oh you're a liberal nm lol

My uncle went through two tours in Iraq and basically had to ask for a medical discharge because some of the stuff he saw really hosed him up. He had a really bad mental breakdown when my dad died and said, "It's not right, it should have been me. I killed people, and he never hurt anyone." War is bad. :(

I mean, he still takes a lot of pride in his time with the Army, and he was glad to serve his country. Just sucks to see him have a lot of mental struggles trying to cope with stuff he saw and did.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

Avirosb posted:

TBF Stone Cold Steve Austin is a much better fake wrestler than Trump is.

Stone Cold is a wife basher, Trump is President

RedSpider
May 12, 2017

DancingShade posted:

Russians also hacked my lunch to make it less healthy.

Russians hacked my obamacare account and cancelled my coverage

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Tell me again about that brutal summer in Australia, where you're from, where it's the height of summer like you said, here in July,
Do you have a notepad or spreadsheet or something where you keep track of everyone who has ever crossed you or do you just bother to remember these things?
Things are pretty chill here in Altdorf, Switzerland though.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
From what I understand theperminator is Australian too, like you definitely are and claim to be, can you confirm it is super in fact summer there like this uh, I'm hesitant to use the term man so I'll say thing, says? I mean he posted like a day ago saying "it's the summer season here in Australia" I would kind of be offended personally or weirded out he's being shady as gently caress about his actual identity as it apparently either puts him in hot water with his Shareblue masters or he's that embarrassed about his sad irrelevant little Slavic "country"/russian client state

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

theperminator posted:

Stone Cold is a wife basher, Trump is President

Trump is a wife basher and also he is president?!?!?
What kind of presidential things has he been doing then?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

T.S. Smelliot posted:

From what I understand theperminator is Australian too, like you definitely are and claim to be, can you confirm it is super in fact summer there like this uh, I'm hesitant to use the term man so I'll say thing, says? I mean he posted like a day ago saying "it's the summer season here in Australia" I would kind of be offended personally or weirded out he's being shady as gently caress about his actual identity as it apparently either puts him in hot water with his Shareblue masters or he's that embarrassed about his sad irrelevant little Slavic "country"/russian client state

lol nice meltdown

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Avirosb posted:

Do you have a notepad or spreadsheet or something where you keep track of everyone who has ever crossed you or do you just bother to remember these things?
Things are pretty chill here in Altdorf, Switzerland though.

Lmao, so really though, do the 2 cents a day pay for your potato soup or what

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Lmao, so really though, do the 2 cents a day pay for your potato soup or what

If your state appointed carer makes it for you then you don't need to pay for it yourself.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Avirosb posted:

lol nice meltdown

Lmao, you're done here. No one will ever look at a post of yours and even give it a microsecond of credibility again. How's that brutal June Australian summer bro?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Lmao, you're done here. No one will ever look at a post of yours and even give it a microsecond of credibility again. How's that brutal June Australian summer bro?

he seems nice enough to me. blessings wide

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Lmao, you're done here. No one will ever look at a post of yours and even give it a microsecond of credibility again. How's that brutal June Australian summer bro?

Why ask me so many questions when you question my credibility?

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T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Avirosb posted:

lol nice meltdown

Y...yes masster sniveled asvirob as the master screamed at him about revealing any aspect of his (utter void of) personhood, nationality, belief or any other aspect of pretending to be human. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN! "be sure it doesn't!" exclaims John podestaphile.

Asvirob slimed his way back to the forums and laid his sickest burns, but sadly it would never again be enough.

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