Facebook Aunt posted:

What is going on with this lady's spine? Is she some kind of contortionist?

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The total area of China’s claims on other countries exceeds the size of modern China itself, but Beijing refuses to budge on its claims.

Many are based on unsubstantiated (outside China) and unprecedented “historical precedents” dating back centuries.

And while China only has land borders with 14 countries, it is claiming territory from at least 23 individual nations.

These include Indonesia, Malaysia and Brunei, maritime territory which is 1000 kilometres from the closest Chinese soil (well outside the internationally recognised 200 kilometre EEZ).

The following is a list of China’s current claims against other countries, all of which it has made painfully clear it is willing to go to war over:

Afghanistan

Afghan province of Bahdashan (despite treaty of 1963, China still encroaches on Afghan territory).

Bhutan

Bhutanese enclaves in Tibet, namely Cherkip Gompa, Dho, Dungmar, Gesur, Gezon, Itse Gompa, Khochar, Nyanri, Ringung, Sanmar, Tarchen and Zuthulphuk. Also Kula Kangri and mountainous areas to the west of this peak, plus the western Haa District of Bhutan

Brunei

South China Sea especially Spratly Islands

Burma

China claims large areas of Burma on historical precedent (Yuan Dynasty, 1271-1368). There are unspecified border disputes with Burma.

Cambodia

China has, on occasion, claimed parts of Cambodia on historical precedent (Ming Dynasty, 1368-1644)

India

Aksai Chin (part of Jammu and Kashmir), Demchok, Chumar, Kaurik, Shipki Pass, Jadh, and Lapthal Shaksgam Valley, South Tibet (part of India-controlled Arunachal Pradesh), Trans-Karakoram Tract

Indonesia

Parts of the South China Sea.

Japan

Parts of the East China Sea, particularly the Senkaku Islands. Also, on occasion, the Ryukyu Islands, on the grounds that the completely independent Kingdom of Ryukyu was once a vassal state of China. The Kingdom of Ryukyu terminated tributary relations with China in 1874.

Kazakhstan

There are continual unilateral claims by China on Kazakhstan territory, despite new agreements, in China’s favour, signed every few years.

Kyrgyzstan

China claims the majority of Kyrgyzstan on the grounds that it was unfairly forced to cede the territory (which it had formerly conquered) to Russia in the 19th century.

Laos

China claims large areas of Laos on historical precedent (Yuan Dynasty, 1271-1368)

Malaysia

Parts of the South China Sea, particularly the Spratly Islands

Mongolia

China claims all of Mongolia on historical precedent (Yuan Dynasty, 1271-1368). In fact, Mongolia, under Genghis Khan, occupied China.

Nepal

China claims parts of Nepal dating back to the Sino-Nepalese War in 1788-1792. China claims they are part of Tibet, therefore part of China.

North Korea

Baekdu Mountain and Jiandao. China has also on occasion claimed all of North Korea on historical grounds (Yuan Dynasty, 1271-1368).

Pakistan

Territory is still unilaterally claimed by China, despite China signing numerous agreements.

Philippines

Parts of the South China Sea, particularly Scarborough Shoal and the Spratly Islands

Russia

160,000 square kilometres still unilaterally claimed by China, despite China signing numerous agreements.

Singapore

Parts of the South China Sea.

South Korea

Parts of the East China Sea. China has also on occasion claimed all of South Korea on historical grounds (Yuan Dynasty, 1271-1368).

Taiwan

China claims all of Taiwan, but particular disputes are: Macclesfield Bank, Paracel Islands, Scarborough Shoal, Senkaku Islands, parts of the South China Sea and the Spratly Islands.

Tajikistan

China claims parts of Tajikistan on historical precedent (Qing Dynasty, 1644-1912).

Vietnam

China claims large parts of Vietnam on historical precedent (Ming Dynasty, 1368-1644). Also: Macclesfield Bank, Paracel Islands, parts of the South China Sea and the Spratly Islands.

Additionally, China recently taunted Hillary Clinton about claiming territorial rights on Hawaii, and claimed that Chinese sailors had settled peacefully in Australia centuries before European discovery. And let’s not forget the supposed 1418 map that “proves” China discovered the Americas (and the entire world) long before Columbus.

Fauxtool posted:

pelvic geometry doesnt have much to do with a fat rear end.

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Most of the men were significantly more attracted to those with a spine curve of 45.5 degrees, the researchers found.

Analysis of the results also found that the preference for this level of spine curve was 'unequivocally not a by-product of a preference for buttock mass', they added.

Men who think they like big bottoms may actually be more into spines, Dr Lewis said.

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Fauxtool posted:

yo girl lemme scope that spine

Fauxtool posted:

https://xhamster.com/movies/4720789/chinese_beauty_and_the_fat_tiny_dick_guy.html

source on that terrible porn haier posted earlier.

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if you live in China, you will understand. You can be sooo ugly, fat like a pig and have a micro penis, you can have all girl if you are rich. Anyway, she s a good actress, because this man have no dick, just a little clit. It's so pathetic! He trust his dick can give pleasure, sooo chinese lol

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wow a overweight Chinese who must be the son of one of the Communist party top officials. How else could he get his teenie weenie into such a hot woman who he lubricated excessively to permit is tiny pickle wet?

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If this beautiful girl would have been unfaithful, she would not only deserved a caning, but to be humiliated by being hosed and used of such a fat, ugly guy. In this case she should clean his small tail with her mouth.

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genius film making. art house quality.

Dr.Radical posted:

Found this gem: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-40429040

Haier posted:

I saw this on a Wechat album. I imagine it went like this...

John: "I will go to China and make money, because work is difficult to find here in Somalia."
Michael: "Best of luck to you, brother. God speed. If you get any extra money, please send it back to support our aging mother."
John: "Thank you."

*Three months later*
Chinese guy: "Hey, Africa, I can give you a job."
John: "Ok, I will try my best."
Chinese: "Put on this clothes. You dress like the Darlie man. Everybody loves black man in funny clothes. Haha, toothpaste."

Fauxtool posted:

I would need to see a purchase invoice. Yes it costs that much in the store, but no loving way it's worth that much

Haier posted:

I saw this on a Wechat album. I imagine it went like this...

John: "I will go to China and make money, because work is difficult to find here in Somalia."
Michael: "Best of luck to you, brother. God speed. If you get any extra money, please send it back to support our aging mother."
John: "Thank you."

*Three months later*
Chinese guy: "Hey, Africa, I can give you a job."
John: "Ok, I will try my best."
Chinese: "Put on this clothes. You dress like the Darlie man. Everybody loves black man in funny clothes. Haha, toothpaste."

Haier posted:

http://i.imgur.com/BvnYoLU.gifv

Glenn Quebec posted:

What are they scooping out of the dirt water?

Fauxtool posted:

China isn't racist, that is a western concept. All races are equally inferior before the best at all things han. We will imitate white people constantly but only because we are better

Glenn Quebec posted:

What are they scooping out of the dirt water?

Haier posted:

MAN IN CHINA SEES DRAGON IRL FOR REAL, OMG

Alhazred posted:

In medieval times the elephant was also, for some reason, considered the dragon's natural enemy.

Epicurius posted:

And the unicorn's. Unicorns would get so pissed off by elephants, they'd charge them and run them through with their horn. Of course, that would also kill the unicorn, because, you know, elephant stuck to its horn. Unicorn didn't care, though. Long as they were able to kill an elephant.

Haier posted:

MAN IN CHINA SEES DRAGON IRL FOR REAL, OMG

Bum the Sad posted:

I’m still tickled that some ones cosmology includes a giant floating space Buddha in the asteroid belt.