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Theophany posted:Tell me about drunk driving and being a child fucker. I posted a thread saying I was gonna drive drunk and someone got pissed enough to make this red text.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I posted a thread saying I was gonna drive drunk and someone got pissed enough to make this red text. still doesn't explain why you hosed that child, child fucker.
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Zil posted:If you are getting night terrors/sleep paralysis, then you may want to get a sleep study. Can be a sign of Sleep Apnea or seizure disorder. I used to get sleep paralyzed, and it did progress to seizures. One was very much like a Dante's Inferno wood cut with the circles within circles of angels & demons. Eventually it got to the point where the seizures burned out the part of my brain that caused both, so while I don't have to worry about either I am insanely retarded now. Might wanna get checked just in case. I don't know 100% if the seizures were caused by that or a brain infection but at this point it doesn't matter. Motherfucker posted:still doesn't explain why you hosed that child, child fucker. Nope I never did such a thing.
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Jul 3, 2017 04:41
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Nope I never did such a thing. I dunno, that's some pretty red text there. I don't believe you.
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Rumda posted:They are still one one the few places actually doing investigative journalism as well so the original guy was still right as well seriously how stupid do you have to be to think this? or the only other alternative is that you think "few places" actually means like dozens and dozens of publications as varying as legacy media like the NYT, newcomers like the intercept, and random, smaller, local publications like texas monthly . or you actually don't know what investigative journalism is. it's a loving ignorant statement any way you choose to look at it.
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Antifa Sarkeesian posted:seriously how stupid do you have to be to think this? or the only other alternative is that you think "few places" actually means like dozens and dozens of publications as varying as legacy media like the NYT, newcomers like the intercept, and random, smaller, local publications like texas monthly . or you actually don't know what investigative journalism is. it's a loving ignorant statement any way you choose to look at it. Not stupid just coming into this with a British Perspective our press is completely hosed.
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Gynovore posted:In my experience, every company in the world has a "don't stick your dick into the secretarial pool" policy, and every company in the world ignores it. When men and women are together, they start doing stuff. If you're fairly secure at your job, go for it. First day on the job at one of the companies I worked at we had to have a new-hire group walkthrough of our company policies. A woman immediately audily noted there was no such policy in place, then began to eyefuck every man in the toom.
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quote:I believe I've been reincarnated dozens of times and may, in fact, be immortal. it is, now that you mention it, kind of remarkable that someone who does this many dumb things and has such a ridiculous take on them managed to survive to adulthood quote:I won a pretty sizable amount in the lottery a few years ago, and after taxes and taking the lump sum I ended up with a cool $113 million dollars to my name. This is a very rational and good way to be rich, but the last paragraph kind of makes the rest of it come off as wish-fulfillment fic Well, either way, sorry the date went badly. And even if you really don't need a career to survive you should probably consider having one anyway. If you don't have something to do with your life you come off to others as a deadbeat even if you're a rich deadbeat.
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Jul 3, 2017 12:28
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I need to start playing the lottery, apparently everyone wins.
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Police Automaton posted:I need to start playing the lottery, apparently everyone wins. If you're sceptical about the lottery I can show you how to earn $3,000 a day from home in just a few hours at your computer!
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Jul 3, 2017 12:46
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loquacius posted:Well, either way, sorry the date went badly. And even if you really don't need a career to survive you should probably consider having one anyway. If you don't have something to do with your life you come off to others as a deadbeat even if you're a rich deadbeat. Holy poo poo NO, let him be, he has the means to escape the treadmill most of us are forced into. He should find something to do with his life, maybe, but please don't advise him to go do some "career" bullshit. He isn't more of a deadbeat than most of the It-people nowadays. (also, he might block that path for someone who isn't that well off and doesn't need it, presumably)
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I think lottogoon's approach to life is what's busted here.Volunteering for three days a week at what I'm guessing is a very easy position screams "No ambition." I know plenty of people with sufficient financial freedom to not work (mostly family wealth) and the dividing line between normal and perpetual child is whether or not they're working. It doesn't need to be a 40 hour a week slog, but it needs to show one wants to better themselves. Lottogoon, wasting your winnings is the trap. Spending wastefully is the most obvious way into the trap, but idling forever is just as bad even more sad because you don't have the fuzzy memory of blowing 100k on a week-long cocaine binge in Vegas.
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Also please visit my go fund me to install a fully functional guillotine on wall street tia
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Also please visit my go fund me to install a fully functional guillotine on wall street tia link plz
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Lottogoon, wasting your winnings is the trap. Spending wastefully is the most obvious way into the trap, but idling forever is just as bad even more sad because you don't have the fuzzy memory of blowing 100k on a week-long cocaine binge in Vegas. I think wasting time in a loving library is much worse.
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From last page but I can't believe you guys are telling that poor abduction victim "it's just sleep paralysis." Buddy, if you're out there, I believe you. But you're making some assumptions that just aren't true - do you really think technologically advanced aliens need multiple "tracking devices" in you? Of course not - they'd only need one, right? The rest are control chips, subtly influencing your behavior, and you need to get them out before there's too many of them controlling you to let you. You'll need to be fast (the aliens don't like it when you break their stuff, even if it's in your body) so use power tools for speed.
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Jul 3, 2017 14:03
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gently caress random sluts IN the library at least. 113 million can buy you out of a lot of trouble. don't be such a pussy jesus
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Put your dick in the books Books are sexy Was the nine-lives kid a venture brother?
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got any sevens posted:Put your dick in the books Sounds more like Hulk Hogan's kid with the 'car accident that paralyzed my friend' bit
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What is wrong with all of you that you're telling lottogoon to get a job? Why on earth would he waste time as an office drone or whatever when he has 113 million dollar in the bank? Do whatever you want, if that means chilling and volunteering in a library, go nuts. I mean sure, I would probably travel to amazing locations all over the world if I were in the same situation. But I do know that I probably wouldn't work anymore, at least not the first years.
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shut up blegum posted:What is wrong with all of you that you're telling lottogoon to get a job? goons hate fun now, its in the official rules. You have to go be a grown up office drone. Sorry you had to find out like this.
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Hanging around and playing video games and sorting books 3 days a week would drive me nuts after a couple years I think. It'd make me feel like I was wasting my life, just counting down time until death, but come to think of it this is a super American way of looking at it I dunno, I'm not surprised he's having trouble dating. The kind of people who'd be ok dating you even though they think you're a broke unemployed deadbeat usually aren't worth dating
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Lotto goon, you don't need a job. You need more hobbies.
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shut up blegum posted:What is wrong with all of you that you're telling lottogoon to get a job? think of all the places you could have a wank
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Jose posted:think of all the places you could have a wank the glamorous life of the ultra-rich
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TNO posted:Lotto goon, you don't need a job. You need more hobbies. Yeah, this is what I meant.
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Maybe what people mean is that being idle and rich disconnects you from how most people live and is isolating so maybe getting some kind of job you really enjoy would be better than dying under a mountain of collectables most goons would blow 113 mill on
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loquacius posted:the glamorous life of the ultra-rich if i had silly money i'd def go to antarctica for a wank
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I'd unironically hire one of those high end 30k/night escorts to see what that's all about
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shut up blegum posted:I'd unironically hire one of those high end 30k/night escorts to see what that's all about I imagine it's kind of like thousand-dollar bottles of wine in that you mostly get them so you can say you did
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Jose posted:if i had silly money i'd def go to antarctica for a wank ITs probably been done. Go for the gold, hire an expensive hooker and get her to fist you, or get one that you can fist......... In Antarctica.
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Would've been neat if it turned out lotto goon had been volunteering at that library that homeless goon had been living at. But really, if you have that much money you must see all kinds of unfortunates at the library and I expect it'd be hard to not help them...
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wesleywillis posted:ITs probably been done. Go for the gold, hire an expensive hooker and get her to fist you, or get one that you can fist......... In Antarctica. gently caress, use her vag and rear end in a top hat like a pair of cozy mittens. Its cold outside, after all.
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There's middle ground between "die an unfulfilled office drone" and "spend all your time playing video games and jerking off to anime" and it doesnt surprise me that goons refuse to see that. Richgoon, find a hobby youre super into (not video games or jerking off to anime) and start some sort of business centered around that. Think blacksmithing looks like a cool thing? Build yourself a forge and sell artsy poo poo at street fairs. Think art is neat? Go to art school and learn to paint or draw or sculpt (and plow art scene chicks). Do you really really enjoy the library? Go to school and get a library sciences degree and become an actual legit librarian. "Follow your dreams" is generally terrible advice for 18 year olds picking a major in college because medieval history degrees dont pay for themselves, but if you're sitting on 100+mil, then you dont have to worry about paying back your degree and can actually pursue what you love. You've got an opportunity the overwhelming majority of the earths population can only dream of. Use it.
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wesleywillis posted:ITs probably been done. Go for the gold, hire an expensive hooker and get her to fist you, or get one that you can fist......... In Antarctica. i don't think i could convince someone else to join me outside naked for it
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If I hit the lottery, I'd probably travel for a year or two then move to SF or Austin or something. I think it'd be relatively easy to blend in with all the post IPO types. Maybe anonymous goon could even find a nice ladygoon who feels like people only want to date for her money, and they can drive around in their low key subaru together.
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Jose posted:if i had silly money i'd def go to antarctica for a wank Me too. You can do it for free tho, the peeps who work at those antarctic bases get super lonely. I'd get a few packhorses and a guide and just roam across america, then europe
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grumplestiltzkin posted:There's middle ground between "die an unfulfilled office drone" and "spend all your time playing video games and jerking off to anime" and it doesnt surprise me that goons refuse to see that. This is pretty much what I was getting at when I said "get a career" If you don't need your job to survive, and have the necessary capital to start your own business, your options really open up w/r/t having a job you actually enjoy. You don't have to join the accounts receivable department, just, gently caress, man, have something you do that you can truthfully use as your answer when your OKCupid date asks "so what do you do for a living?"
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